In the car

Marluxia: "Roses are red and violets are blue, honey is sweet but not as sweet as you… Hey guys, why don't you sing along?"

Xemnas: "…"

Xigbar: "…"

Xaldin: "…"

Vexen: "…"

Lexaeus: "…"

Zexion: "…"

Saix: "…"

Luxord: "Does someone want to play strip poker?"

Larxene: "Will you quit rambling about your eternal strip poker!"

Luxord: "Yeah, eternal… I WISH"

Axel: "I bet this trip is eternal. It would fit to the Superior's image"

Roxas: "Yeah! Like… MISERY… is ETERNAL!"

Saix: "Stop making fun of Xemnas!"

Axel: "Ooooh, you call him by his first name, Saix? You have moved ahead, I see…"

Xigbar: "What really bugs me is that there's pretty surely Naminé's party goin' on in the Castle right now"

Marluxia: "C'mon guys, is this thing really that bad?"

Zexion: "Easy for you to say. You have the whole driver's seat for yourself. You don't have to sit on Lexaeus' lap to get a place…"

Demyx: "Umm, Zexy… I-if you want to… you can come to sit on my lap for a change…"

Zexion: "….Thank you, number IX, but I don't think that I'd have enough room for my knees because of your sitar…"

Axel: "Well, I can come, Dem. Nothing can be worst than where I sit… My knees are so numb I don't even know where they are…"

Larxene: "I surely do, idiot! Your knee is in my butt!"

Axel: "Aaaahrg! Take it away from there!"

Larxene: "You take it, it's your knee! Or do you want me to tear it away from you body? Believe me, I'd be more that happy to…!"

Roxas: "Axel, stop swinging! You're spoiling my ice cream"

Xemnas: "Number XIII, no eating in the car! Throw it away!"

Roxas: "Throw…?"

Xemnas: "Now!"

Zexion: "Oh GOD, not on my book! Why you little…"

Xemnas: "That's enough!! Everyone stop moving and sit still, NOW! First one who moves will run in front of the car for the rest of the trip!"

Axel: "…"

Larxene: "…"

Roxas: "…"

Zexion: "…"

Luxord: "Now does someone want to play strip poker?"

Xemnas: "Fine! We'll all play your frigging strip poker!"

Marluxia: "Yay!"

Saix: "Not you, you're driving!"

Marluxia: "Awww…"

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Luxord: "Okay, what do you got?"

Zexion: "Very little temper left"

Demyx: "But you have nothing to worry about, Zexy. You never lose 'cause you're so smart"

Zexion: "Yeah, but I don't like how disappointed you look every time I win"

Luxord: "Axel, you lost. Start paying"

Axel: "I hate this game. Luckily I still have my other shoe left"

Roxas: "What happens if someone gets totally naked and still loses?"

Larxene: "Then he's going to run around the next fast food place we see"

Axel: "That's not true! You're making these rules up!"

Luxord: "But that's not very bad idea, Larxy. We could think about that"

Axel: "… I hate you, Larxene"

Larxene: "You're afraid to lose, red head?"

Luxord: "Okay, next round, guys"

Roxas: "Maybe this trip is not that bad after all. Playing these games is plenty of fun actually"

Luxord: "You're wise kid"

Xigbar: "It won't be so funny, little dude, once you're on your boxers only"

CRASH

Xemnas: "Marluxia, watch were you're driving! You could've broken the whole car on that rock!"

Marluxia: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It's just that I thought about Roxas in his boxers only and I slackened…"

Roxas: "WHAT?"

Axel: "You're into younger men, Marly? Well, this is interesting"

Marluxia: "Of course not. Only for cuties like Roxas"

Demyx: "Can you feel the love tonight…"

Xigbar: "Demyx, ya better stop singing before Vexen blows up for jealously…"

Vexen: "I'm not jealous!"

Luxord: "Hey, less talking and more showing your cards"

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Larxene: "Yes, still not a single one loss for me"

Axel: "Vexen, you lost again"

Demyx: "Yeah, Vexy. And you've already taken your shoes and sock away. What's next?"

Vexen: "……I think I'm taking of my shirt"

Marluxia: "Whoooooooooooooot!!"

Xemnas: "Marluxia, keep your eyes on the road! EYES ON THE ROAD!"

CRASHH!!

Larxene: "Well this is just F*CKING perfect!"

Roxas: "Is the car broken?"

Demyx: "Is my sitar broken?"

Marluxia: "I'm sorry guys, it's not my fault! It's just that when I heard Vexen…"

Xemnas: "Yeah, yeah, we know. We better get out and go push. We have to get this car back to the road"

Axel: "Yeah, sure. First we just have to find our limbs again"

Demyx: "What?! Did your limbs snap?"

Zexion: "It's figurative, Demyx. It means that we're so badly intertwined around each other that we don't know which leg and arm is whose"

Axel: "That's right"

Larxene: "Though I wouldn't be surprised if my limbs were broken. God, this hurts"

Axel: "Same thing. You can bury me here"

Larxene: "Believe me, if I had enough strength to stand up, I would already be digging a grave for you"

Axel: "Larxene, I hate you. Got it memorized?"

Xemnas: "Okay Organization, lets try to get up here"

Saix: "Marluxia, try to be useful for a change and help us instead just staring there"

Marluxia: "Looks like this trip really helps Organization members to get closer to each other, he he…"

Axel:"Marluxia, I'm killing you as soon as I get away from this mess"

Moments later:

Xigbar: "Ahh, fresh air! Freedom! I never want to leave this again!"

Xaldin: "I've always told you that fresh air makes you good"

Xemnas: "Organization, gather in here. It seems that since Marluxia broke our car we have to stay here till we get it to work again"

Axel: "I don't think that kicking will do the trick this time, right Saix?"

Saix: "Shut up"

Xemnas: "Listen to me. We'll start fixing the car tomorrow. Now, this is the work distribution for the evening: Xigbar and Xaldin will build the tent…"

Xigbar:"What, why us?!"

Xemnas:"Xigbar, you because I heard that you made lousy jokes about me and Saix before we left. And Xaldin, you because… I don't like your hairstyle"

Xaldin: "What!"

Zexion: "But Superior, if that's the reason, why doesn't the whole Organization build the tent?"

Marluxia: "That means I don't have to! Everyone loves my hair!"

Demyx: "You like my hair, don't you Zexy?"

Zexion: "…"

Xemnas: "Hey, I haven't finished yet! Axel, Larxene and Roxas, you make us a dinner. There are sausages in the trailer"

Roxas: "That's great! I like sausages"

Axel: "No shit, Roxas. Is there any food you don't like?"

Roxas: "Umm… I've never thought about that…"

Larxene: "Why I have to work with these twits?"

Axel: "Because woman's place is in the kitchen"

Larxene: "Take that back!!"

Axel: "No, stop! No electric shocks! Not the hair!"

Xemnas: "Zexion, Demyx and Lexaeus, you're going to guard the camping place from the possible troubles"

Lexaeus: "Aye, sir"

Demyx: "No worries, I will protect Zexy with my life!"

Zexion: "Great, now I can rest in peace…"

Vexen: "What do you want us to do, Superior?"

Xemnas: "Help Xigbar and Xaldin to find a good place for tent. Except you Marluxia, you had done enough trouble for a day"

Marluxia: "Ha! I told you that no one can resist my hair"

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Roxas: "It's so cool to grill sausages in the campfire like real hikers"

Larxene: "Real hikers don't usually have sausage packages from the corner store"

Axel: "Okay, stand aside, I'm going to light up these fire woods"

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Demyx: "Zexy…?"

Zexion: "What is it? I thought you were supposed to guard the west side of the camp"

Demyx: "I was but… I just thought that… What if there are monsters?"

Zexion: "Demyx, monsters do not exist. Well, excluding Saix of course. Now go back to your guarding place"

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Xemnas: "How's it going, Saix?"

Saix: "Everything seems to be quite peaceful, my Superior"

Xemnas: "Saix, we're alone now. You don't have to call me like that"

Saix: "Oh, okay. By the way, thank you for letting me to skip all the work… Xemnas"

Xemnas: "Hold on. I didn't say that you can quit working at all"

Saix: "Really?"

Xemnas: "Yes. First you can give me a kiss"

*kiss*

Saix: "Xemnas…"

Xemnas: "Mmm?"

Saix: "Why is Larxene beating Axel with a frying pan?"

Xemnas: "What? HEY! Numbers VIII and XII! What is the meaning of this?"

Larxene: "This cretin burned up my antennas!"

Axel: "Ouch! I didn't mean to… ouch! It was an accident! I… ouch… tried to make a campfire!"

Larxene: "Liar! Liar! Take that! And that!"

Axel: "Ouch! Somebody stop this crazy woman!"

Demyx: "Aaaaaaah! Run, run away! Zexy, help me!!"

Zexion: "Now what's this?"

Xemnas: "Number IX, what is the matter?"

Demyx: "Bear! There's a bear!"

Axel: "Idiot! You're supposed to play dead if you see one of those"

Larxene: "…Play?"

Xemnas: "Number IX, we're members of the Organization! You should use your powers against the enemy instead of running away and screaming like a chicken"

Zexion: "Actually, Superior, chicken do not scream, they cluck. And Demyx, please let go off me"

Demyx: "But you're the one who makes me feel safe, Zexy"

Axel: "Yeah. Zexion can stand in front of Demyx and take a bear's hit while Demyx escapes"

Xemnas: "Stop mocking, Axel"

Axel: "Sure, daddy"

Saix: "I warn you, Axel…"

Axel: "Sure, mommy"

*HIT*

Roxas: "What was that?"

Lexaeus: "I handled the bear, sir"

Larxene: "Great. Now we can eat it. It's gotta be better than these sausages. Some second product again. I bet that Naminé was responsible for buying food for us too"

Roxas: "Well, I like these"

Axel: "You like everything"

Xemnas: "Okay, maybe the first day of our trip wasn't so wonderful it could've been. But tomorrow we're going to fix our car and everything will be better when we get to the camping site"

Zexion: "Amen"