AN: Fangz 2 Electric Jesus 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!

(and i do use psell check btw u stupiud preps lol!!!!)

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da next day I woke up in my bedroom, so i was very suprised. it qwas snowung and raing again. I opened to door of my coffin (did I menshun I was a vampire aswel? lol well i have noww!!! u do get wizard vampires u know, if you dint u are a prep lol). I drank some blood from a bottle. It was reali niace. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant Fallout Boii t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced penis, and put my hair in a kind of messy mess. (hw cool is tah?)

My best frin in the whol wurld is called Notadella Swarm.(nd bella dis is u!) U cn called her Della Swarm for know lol! She woke up and grinend at me. she flipped her butt length george black hair all over her face so she luked like dat girl from the ring.

Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache. "What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Gerojeh Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists."

"Stop Lying, dumbledure." i said sexily, and cried sexily with sexily cried laughter, which was also sexily pulled off in a sexily said way.

Dumble dur got angrier and i cud only see his red whites but he ran from dah room anywayz lol he is a prep lolol/\/\u

"omfg i saw you talking with dat draco yuesturday!!!hOW DO i SAID MEME?" Della said.

"lol what are u on abt u on drugs or sumgfink?" i aksed.

"no lil i jks. u was tlkin wiv dreco tho lulzadna"

"fing is wiv draco hes that kinda guy who liak would not perhaps care 4 u. he dus have financiel suprt tho. but ya i guess" we went to the slythtrn table in de great hall anmd draco walked straight up to me.

I'm not even dat perfect, I'm, just good at everything I wish i was normal like Della. she has a boyfriend called Edwin. he was rly gorjuss and looked exactly like ENOBY Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way ,who was my idol. I gess dis is because he's bisexual dnt u fink bi sexual guys are sooo hawtt!!!! if not then ur obv a prep lol. sumtimes Edwin sparkled like a speciel unique snowflaek in the sunlite. it was beatiful.

"Hi" she shyly spoke

"Hi"

"guess what"

"what"

"i have beyonce tickets"

"OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD."

I loved beyonce they were so gofficcck they were my fav band next to fallout boii.

"dO U WANT TO GO WITH ME?"

I gasped.

AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN Electric Jesus! oh yeah, BTW I don't own dis or da lyrics 4 fall out boiiii

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