AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN Cockroach!! oh yeah, BTW I don't own dis or da lyrics 4 Beyonce.

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On the day of othe concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists, with an old rusty blade I found lying under my bed. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner and mascara. It all clogged up so it looked like I had been wearing it for dayz wich is cul unless ur a dan flamig prp!

anyway, naturally!! I drank some pig blood so I was ready to go to the concert.

Draco turned up in a flying car obv because he was a wizurd so his car wa flyin!

"Hello" he said in a dipressd voice. I slit on of my wrists cuz I was so depressd (wich is a gud thing k?)

It was a bit weird cuz every1 else was black n preps and we stuck out like a sore wrist lol!

"Oh Draco!111111!1 Oh mi fuking gud Draco!1111" I screemed passively as he got an eructation.

He looked at me as if I wa a frek, but I kised him passively.

We got in his car and flew to da concert were we moshjed to Beyonce.

no 1 liked us so we called them presp then smoked ciggarets and drugs cuz I'm goffick and thats what gofficks do!

"Got me lookin so crazy right now

Your love's got me lookin so crazy right now

Got me lookin so crazy right now your touch's

Got me lookin so crazy right now

Got me hoping you page me right now your kiss's

Got me hoping you save me right now

Lookin so crazy your love's got me lookin

Got me lookin so crazy your love!" I sang and moshed more.

"Beyonce is so fucking hot." I said

"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said.

"Really?" asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective in disguise.

"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Beyonce and she's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch." I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face, and thinking "I've took too much pot".

After the concert we drank some more blood and I got in dracos flyin car. HE dindt go back to hogwarts tho.. he went to... THE FORBINLADEN FURESTAH!!