AN: I sed stup flaming ok George's name is GEROGE nut mary stu OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!

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"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"

Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, and tripped on a random object.

Draco saved me.

"I love Draco" I said.

"I love George" He said.

END.

"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.

"Girog??" he asked.

"What?" I snapped.

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts extra goffick special) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore, I fel depresd so I cut my penis in two like on da bme pain olympics

And then…………… suddenly just as I you me him Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time!

It only lasted 10 seconds and was painful

Afterwards, Draco cried a little.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm, kinda like an eructation cept I'm a girl so I didn;t get one you SICKO! And then….

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was…………………………

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.......................................................................................................................................................................………………………….Dumbledore!!!