Entry 3

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Okay, I'm in the hospital. Mario was so angry, he threw me off a cliff and refused to give me a Mushroom. Anyway, I'm laying in bed, eating Mashed Chomptatos while watching tv. Although this seems nice, I can't wait to get home and continue knitting! What!? I find knitting manly. Don't you back sass me diary! I'll kill you!

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Okay, I blew my chance of leaving. The Swooper doctor saw me strangling you, and he sent me to "get help". So right now, I'm sitting in the office. That's when I notice a trench coat in the corner. I got a pair of shades and I wore both of them to create the perfect disguise. So I better leave, or the Koopa who owns this will get very angry.

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I'm at the vending machine right now. I've thrown off all suspicion. Huh? Oh wait. I didn't notice this line. I guess I should get my Choco-Nutter now.

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Crud! I wasn't paying attention while I was eating and that Koopa appeared and stole back the trench coat. The hospital staff recognized me and they are still chasing me right now. Normally, I'd call for Mario, but these are good people, and heroes never hurt good people unless they are mentally insane, which they all think of me. Oh boy. There's a dead end ahead, and there is a single window. I guess I have no choice.

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I'm back in the hospital, because I forgot that I was on the 5th floor. Ooh! My soap oprea is on! Ciao!

To be continued...