AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
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Dumbledore made me n draco follow him. He kept shoutinhg in a wqually said way at us.
I started to cry all over the place, tears of angst and sadness because I'm relli deep cuaz I'm relii goffick and only gofficks relli understand whats goin on wiv da world. We got to the castle and Dumbledore took us to Proffessor Snape and McGooglenall who were both lookibng angry.
"They were having sexual intercoursational sex in the Forbinladen Forest!" He yelled in a furiosu desu desu!
"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGooglenall.
"How dare you?!" Snape demanded, and he was being too preppy.
Then, Draco decided to shriek.
THEN, he after his little outburst, he said; "Becauses I loveds hers!"
Everyone was quiet.
I was all "wtf, I'm a boy (barely lulz!)"
Googlenall and Dumbledore looked angrily.
"Very well. Go to your room and continue there. I may film and masticate to it." (and if u dnt no what dat is u shouldnt be reedin dis ok!?)
We went to our room and the teechers glared at us.
"Are you ok, Geroje?" Draco akseeds me gently.
"Yea, I guess." I lied (an 2 maek it cleer I neva usually lie but i dint want him 2 b upset k?"
I went and brushed my fangs, my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….
Draco was styadnuig infront of tyhe bathrom and started singing; "Yoda" by Weird Al Yankovic.
I was so flattered dat I cried and slit my wrists so we could bathe in the blud but instead we hugged and kissed and he drank some of my blood.
I was so horny that I recited the lyrics to "Masturbates" by MSI.
Then we went to separite beds.