AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!

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Next day I woke up in my coffin. . I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple. I wasn't in the tiniest bit bothered about the damage this could do to my hair, for 2 reasons; I'm a special unique vampire, and i'm goffick.

k?

In the great hall I ate som cerweal called Tubgirl's' Chocolate Explosion.

It was deliciouciocus.

I had it with blood insteasd of milk and a glass of red blood. (Is there any other kind? If so, my bad).

Suddenly someone bumped into me. ALL the blood spilled onto my top.

"Bars turd!" I shotted angrily. I regrtd sayin it cuz when I loked up it was a pale goffick bout with black hair and red strekas in it.

He was wearing SO MUCH eyeliner 9the liquid one) that it was dripped all over his face and i wuz surpised he could see.

he didnty have glasses anymore he wore red conmtacts like Dracos and he luked sexy. No scar on his forhead, just manly stubble.

He had a sexy Afghan accent He looked EXACTLY like Saddam.

He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm incapable after the BME incident, so I didn't get one you sicko.

"I'm so sorry, Mary Su- I mean, George." he corrected.

"Thats alrite. Whats your name?" I questioned, sucking the blud from mmy top and burping loudly.

"My name is Harold Potter, altho most peepl call me Vampire these days" he grumbled.

"WHY!?" I exclaimed.

"Because I lurvs da MUDKIPZ!"

(I see what you did there)

"What?" I said, confused.

"I mean... because I love the taste of human blood."

"Well, I am a vampire." I "confessed".

"Really? I couldn't tell with you drinking blood, and wearing all that stupid shit."

"EL OH EL. Most people mistaeek me for a prep. but der preps. I laffed statistically"

""Kawai." Vampire said and shook hhis head enrgtically lethrigcly. "Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered some girl and den snape did it with her cause he's a necphilak.""

"K." I said.

Den draco came up to me and said he had a surprice for me so I buggered off with him.