Entry 5
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Oh boy. Their god is Petey! He says that he wants revenge. But I don't know what I did!
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Ow! He hit me in the head!
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Ow! Wait.. it's all coming back to me. I was playing baseball and I did a Super Shot on a ball. And the ball lands inside Petey's mouth! Becuase of me, he couldn't eat or talk for a week! You know, it's times like this that I wish Mario or Hammer Brother was here.
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I can't beleive it! I won! I just simply punched him, and he went down. I guess he couldn't take the old Lugi charm. I take my camera back from a Goomba who was taping the fight. I can't wait to tell Mario the news!
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When I got there, Mario and Hammer Brother was snickering. I don't know why, but I'll ignore them. I sent my tape to the studio. Now I'll be famous! So famous, I may appear in dandruff comercials! I know it doesn't sound as good as I think, but lot's of people watch those things. Everyone will know me worldwide, and Bowser may actually remember my name. I can't wait for their response!
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YOU. HAVE. GOT. TO. BE. KIDDING! Apparently, they said my video was complete rubbish. I acused them of being wrong, but then I saw the video. And I found out I had the lens cap on! That's when Mario and Hammer Brother bursts up in laughter. I ask them why they are laughing.
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They told me that they were following me the entire time. And during the fight, Hammer Brother tossed a hammer at Petey. You know, I feel like crying. And I'll probably will. So leave me alone diary, I need to go cry and eat ice cream... Sniff...
To be continued...