Entry 8
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It's been a while dear diary. I couldn't write in you because I had to go on a quest to complain to Nintendo about a new Mario & Luigi game. Anyway, I was in Peach's Castle minding my own buisness when I noticed a fruit basket. I took a fruit from it when i heard yelling. That's when I noticed a Koopa painting. I better run.
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Yet again I'm being chased, but luckily, I brought money for a train, so that Koopa won't be coming anytime soon. I went to the dinner room... when I saw the Koopa hanging on from a window. Unfortunaly, there is no sercurity. Luckily, I'm prepared. And when I mean prepared, I mean I'm going to throw you at him.
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Look, I'm sorry, but this is the circle of life, and humans beats books.
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Ow... The pain. This stinks. The Koopa got in and he used a glowing paintbrush to create a Chain Chomp. He got on it and chased me through the train. I began to fall behind and I thought I might be caught when I noticed a box of Bomb-Ombs. I toss them and it created an explosion. Unfortunatly, we were in the middle of the train and it split the train in half. The front half continued on the track when the back half crashed into a desert. Then I got beaten up and laughed at for having you. So basically, I'm stuck inside this desert until my wounds heal. I hope it heals before-
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NIGHTFALL! Wild Chain Chomps are on the lose, so I'm hiding in this cave, until then, I should go look for food for us. Anyway, bye!
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To be continued...