My head hurt. Like, really bad. Actually, come to think of it, my nose hurt mostly…
I opened my eyes and saw the room I'd been held prisoner in each night… empty.
Then a door I'd never noticed opened, and Iggy walked in.
"Thank God man, you can save me!" I said, relieved.
"Nah, I'm here for the fans." He said, and pulled out Fang's laptop.
"You suck." I said, then walked over to the desktop computer.
Just when I was getting ready to read the first question, a screaming girl came in the door. She had dark brown curly hair, with one bright purple streak in it, and she looked… half-asian maybe? She ran over to Iggy and fainted.
Huh.
I feel sorry for you being in this situation, though this is what I should do to Freddy Krueger the next time he ** me off. (If you don't know who Freddy is, you don't want to know)
Ok, my questions for you:
1. have you seen any good movies? if so, which is your favorite?
2. can you tell Shane that I said he's an **? and tell him to look at the computer screen, i have something to show him.
(flips the middle finger at Shane and laughs)
3. what kind of music do you like?
Well, that's all i have for now. bye.
-furyandragon
I laughed, then saw the d- Shane walk in.
He turned on a webcam and flipped a double bird to the person on the other side, then walked out.
Furyandragon,
First of all, Freddy's amazing. He's a person you should idolize.
Um… The only movie I've seen is one that was playing when we visited Max's mom's house… I think it was called "Josh Tupper Mud Cry" or "John Bluffer Must Pie" or something like that. It was halfway decent, I guess. Not enough fighting, though.
Well I'm gonna guess you were the person on the other end of that webcam thing…
I like Hip Hop, like Lil Wayne or Soulja Boy, duh. I'm not emo like Fang. I don't go around singing "I Must Be Emo" by Jefree Star (haha… good times with Angel's mind control…)
Well… I must say that all of you people are complete lunatics, and really, I wouldn't mind if I had to sick Angel on you…
-The Gasman
I sighed and shook my head, then clicked on the next.
Hola!
Urm, Gazzy, slapping girl's asses? How old are you again? Have I missed 5 years or something, 'cause if not...
And, do we get Iggy now? not that I don't love you Gazzy...but you're adapting too well. We need someone more frantic, who has more embarassing secrets. I mean, I'm sure that there's some things that even you don't know about everyone...
And, if it's Iggy now, tell me: You've got super hearing...what noises are you picking up...late at night, shall we say ;)?
-Meralie, which is actually Nattalica, just in her alter ego,,
Nattalica loves you!
I would've had a spaz attack, but Iggy was still behind me, clicking away on the keys… I almost forgot he was blind.
Meralie/Nattalica…
Uh… What's hola?
And anyways, I was trying to get out of a hostage situation. By pissing off the d- Shane. I'm 12, if you didn't hear that already. I could've sworn it said that somewhere…
I'm pretty sure you've GOT Iggy… I mean, he's right here… Oh, that's a webcam he's using…Man where does everyone keep getting those?
This retarded bit by the Gas-meister has been interrupted by a way hotter 16 year old. If you didn't see earlier on, I'm kinda the one that sold Gaz in for this…
Trust me. You do not want to know what goes on when Max and Fang think everyone's asleep. Or what Jeb and Dr. Martinez are doing, either…
Peace out, from a more amazing bird kid.
Now back to the retard, who has no idea this is in here…
Well… Yeah, since I can't answer those, bye.
-The Gasman
I heard Iggy snickering and threw a shoe at him, only to have it chucked back at my own head.
Onto the next dramatically insane being…
GAZY!
I misseth you so much! And I am sorry that I am a very hyper child who has a HIGH metabolism and a strong hate for Miley Cyrus. [coughbitchslutwhorecough]
Anywho...
1) what do u think about emoz?¿?¿ [so hawt]
2) i love starbucks. hav u evr been¿
3) do u hav perverted dreams about anyone¿ [coughMWHAAHAHAAcough]
-A Silenced Angel
Aw crap, her again.
A Silenced Angel,
No offense or anything, but a silenced angel really doesn't fit you…
Emos are extremely annoying. We all went through the same stuff at the School, so SOME PEOPLE shouldn't be so depressing about it.
Starbucks…That sounds like a horse's name.
Uhhh…Um… Nothing about a goddess, no…
Alright…
-The Gasman
I shuddered. Fang could be so annoying… But he was like a dad, just an extremely depressed and perverted dad…
I have a question for Gazzy. What was the funniest prank you ever pulled?
-Breze Lee
Finally. A partially sane person.
Breze Lee,
The funniest prank I ever pulled was definitely the one where Iggy and I replaced Fang's shampoo with pink hair dye. Even though we were nearly killed, it was great. Because his wings turned out pink too.
-The Gasman
My fingers hurt from typing so much, and I wondered how many more questions there were.
Apparantly, there was one. From a person I'd never heard of before, interesting.
So...Gazzy...-evil laughter-
When are you gonna get a girlfriend?
Is Iggy ever gonna get a girlfriend?
Are Max and Fang ever gonna get together?
And do you like Jell-O? Or Mac'n'Cheese?
x)
~eh~
-eclipsed heart
Huh. Not as sane as I had hoped for.
Eclipsed Heart,
I'll get a girlfriend when I'm good and ready, thank you.
Iggy's stalking Ella, just so you know.
Max and Fang… I'm pretty sure they are together, otherwise Max would be considered a whore…
Jell-O is the greatest invention ever. Mac 'n' Cheese is just fun to use in a bomb.
-The Gasman
I smiled, hit send, and then again, everything went black.