Entry 13
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This time, I'm not going to be doing anything. I'll just sleep in the hammack, watching a portable tv. Why? Because everywhere I go, something horrible happens. This one time I went to the candy shop, I got attacked by Hyper Goombas covered in fudge. At school, my pants set on fire. So today, I'm just going to relax. And yes, you're not bothering me either.
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Well, my day is ruined. Hammer Bro came along. He was waiting to play football with Mario by the time he gets back. So while he's waiting, he's sleeping with me. Good thing he got a hammock above me. Although, he keeps dropping his hammer. Trust me, it hurts. And he keeps asking for water! I have one thing to say: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!?
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I went upstairs to relax and I locked my door. There is no way Hammer Bro will bother me now!
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I stand, corrected. He did. He was practicing with his hammer juggling, I mean, who does that!? Then his hammers flies out of the window and hits me square in the face!I was passed out. When I woke up, I found a mess of fruit everywhere. Apparently, Hammer Brother tried to make a smoothie. He's as much as a failure than me! Ah whatever. I can get this simple mess cleaned, with my Poltregeist 3000.
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You know what? I'm just going to lock myself in my room and go to sleep. He began riding on my Poltregeist like a horse and knocked things over. Not just that, it exploded, causing dust to fly everywhere and he sucked up the carpet. He also ate all of my remaining ice cream and prank called at least 1000 people! I'm not even going to bother solving this problem. Hopefully, the Panic Room Salesman would come before Mario.
To be continued...