Entry 14

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So, I'm almost out of paper. So I'll make the most of it by reporting findings on my telescope.

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....Oh! So you're saying I'm boring? Well have it your way! AT LEAST I HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS! THUMBS!

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Oh dear. Oh dear. I've just seen the end.... I found a huge rock in the sky. And it will hit this place in a day. IT WILL DESTROY US ALL! Oh, now you're saying I'm insane! So fine by me! Anyway, I am off to warn the town about our impending doom.

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Well, that didn't go so well. Everyone began panicking and mass destruction started, even though the meteor hasn't hit yet! And the worse part is, the news has spread to the rest of the world and if this keeps up, the world will be destroyed before the meteor destroys it! Too bad we won't be staying with our friends. Mario, Yoshi, and everyone else is at a Mario Party right now, so they don't even know what's going to happen. I feel terible, because the last thing I ever did with Mario was throw a pie in face.

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Our shelter has been built! If it's strong enough, it should protect us from the meteor! First, we have to get some food and su-

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Ha! Take that Luigi! Anyway, I'm his diary. Yes, I could talk the entire time! After we got some supplies, I declared mutiny and I threw him out of the shelter! So all this food goes to me!

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Thank you for returning to me diary. Although I'm angry you ate the food.... The entire world is here in the Mushroom Kingdom, as it's 8 hours until impending doom. They are giving each other last tidings are regrets. My friends still aren't back yet. That's when Daisy appeared. She apparently hadn't went with my other friends. Then the unexpected came. She kissed me on the lips. I then faint from the shock.

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When i woke up, everyone is in shelters. It's one hour till the end of the world. So let me write down my last regrets. I regret throwing the pie in Mario's face. I regret throwing that Shy Guy waiter out the window after he gave my steak raw. AND I REGRET EVERYTHING ELSE BAD THAT I DID!

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Well, this is good by. Only 20 minutes left. At least I ended my life with something happy. Good bye world!

P.S.: Did you write the sixth paragraph? It's not nice at all.

To be concluded....