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The sun was shining optimistically upon the pleasant little gathering of buildings known as Treasure Town.

It was a little after noon, the weather was clement and it was going to be light out for a decent period, making the market place a bustling mess of chatter as the locals continued with their daily trade. Treasure Town was a decent place- despite the petty crimes that came and went with time- and it was renown as being one of the largest gatherings of Exploration Teams in the area, thus safe from the more serious problems that plagued other settlements on the continent. Because of this, it was mostly peaceful, very rarely exploding into a state of chaos thanks to the Guild that was located near the edge.

That's how it was before the legends were dropped right in the center of it.

There came a series of high pitched screams as Rayquaza tore through the crowded paths of the little burg, golden eyes glowing and mouth gaping as he gave a roar that wasn't as loud as it normally was, but still managed to make half of the Pokemon that had been unfortunate enough to be around flop over in dead faint. While the green snake wasn't trying to kill the mortals, he did have his narrowed glare on two small blurs that were zooming in front of him, both in which were giggling and throwing insults over their shoulders.

"The great Rayquaza, look how small you are!" Azelf laughed, quickly whirling away as his jaws snapped at her, missing by a few seconds. The Being of Will smacked her paws against his snout, once again dodging his fangs with perfect coordination with her pink furred partner. "If you're not careful, someone might mistake you to be bait!" The once great dragon of the sky gave a low snarl, tail thrashing so wildly that it knocked over one of the stands behind him- yet he was too angry to pay it any mind.

"You little brats!" The dragon growled through gritted fangs. "When I catch you..."

Despite the fact that that would have rattled anyone else, Mew and Azelf just exchanged glances, smirk of mirth stuck on their faces. The blue spirit gave a mocking shrug, voice tinged with fake worry. "Oooh nooooo, Mew! He says he's going to catch us! Whatever shall we do?" Mew's small paws went to his mouth as he stifled a childish giggle, doing a flip midair to dodge another set of sharp teeth. He was used to dodging things by now, after having to move away from an assortment of objects thrown at him -Pokeballs, knives, Groudon- over the period of his life.

"Can he even catch us, Azelf? He's so slow!"

"Clumsy as a drunk Spinda." She agreed.

The two small, furred legends sped away again as Rayquaza gave chase, causing more destruction for anything that was unlucky enough to be in his path. Even for being downsized, the serpent sure knew how to destroy things without meaning to. Kyogre and Groudon, whom for once were not the one's starting a war, watched their counterpart as he chased the Being of Will and legendary of children around the streets, grins of amusement on their faces at the chaos that he was causing.

"Wonderful." Giratina growled, stomping one foot against the ground in frustration. She turned her head to look at the eon siblings, whom were floating besides her, identical looks of worry of their dragon faces. The mostly gray legend gave a tired sigh, before speaking up again. "Latios, Latias. Stop Rayquaza, please." The blue and gray brother gave a curt nod, wine eyes reflecting irritation. It was a well known fact that he had never gotten along with the green legend, and the dislike was mutual.

"Gladly."

Being the next in charge since Arceus was not present, the eon dragons followed the legendary of death's orders without question- or maybe Latios always wanted an excuse to fight Rayquaza since he was around the same size now- floating towards the raging serpent before breaking into a full zoom. Due to the curse, the two feathered eons couldn't fly nearly as fast as usual, but they still managed to catch up to Rayquaza with little effort, eventually tackling him to the ground and pinning him down while he growled and snarled.

Mew and Azelf, stopping in their tracks, giggled as Latias tried to get the emerald legendary to calm down, barely holding onto his thrashing tail while letting out a stream of words that were a hurried attempt to soothe. While she was trying to be tactful, her brother merely insulted and nagged at him, silently enjoying the opportunity to do so. Groudon and Kyogre, finally agreeing on something- which happened to be that the current moment was wonderful blackmail- laughed by the sidelines, both wishing they had cameras to record the moment.

Meanwhile, Registeel was yelling at her counterparts like it was their fault that they had been put in such a predicament, while the two males exchanged hopeless glances at each other. "GOD! WHY THE HELL ARE WE HERE!? I HATE TREASURE TOWN!" She lowered her voice a fraction, and she mumbled almost moodily: "... with all of those damned explorers..." Her maroon eyes flashed dangerously, and Regirock gave an echoing chuckle.

"Why? Are you still upset about the one time they stole your safe thinking it was filled with gems?" The rock typed inquired, snickering as his orange eyes flashed in a complicated pattern. Regice tilted his entire body towards his orange and tan counterpart, eyes flashing in a pattern that resembled concern- hoping that the look clearly said what he was thinking. Teasing Registeel when she was already upset was never a good idea, as both of them had experienced first hand. Yet, while the ice type had learned, Regirock hadn't, and still loved to banter her whatever chance he got.

As expected, a steel fist slammed into the side of the legendary of rock's head, causing him to crash over in a heap of stone, still laughing despite the pain. Regice flashed his eyes in an expression of exasperation, but said nothing in fear of being- once again- a victim of the steel type's painful temper.

"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Moltres wailed, shielding himself under his fiery wings as the thunder hawk known as Zapdos glared down at him, turning her head to look at the building that had jumped high into flames. It had only taken a second to happen when the phoenix had forgotten to pay heed to his tail of flame, and the next thing he knew, the home- made mostly of dry wood which kindled the flames even faster- was a ball of burning carnage.

Articuno- staying calm as always- called over to the blue lupine who was seated next to her two male counterparts. "Suicune? Help?" She asked, voice trembling ever so slightly due to her fear of the flames. While she wasn't worried by Moltres', the one's that he created could easily melt her icy feathers, something she didn't like at all. Suicune gave a curt nod of her head, padding over the inferno, giving a sheepish laugh.

"I can only manage a Watergun at the moment." She mumbled; before the curse, Suicune could have easily quelled the flames simply by looking at them, but now it was an arduous chore. Taking a deep breath, the wolf shot out a blast of cold water lesser in quantity than she was used to, which managed to tame the flames well enough to keep them from spreading to the grass- which would have been bad.

"At least no one was inside." Cresselia said quietly, trying to keep Giratina calm, who looked like she was on the verge of killing them all. The dragon took a deep breath, recalling the many articles she had read about calming stress, before turning her crimson eyes to look at her kin again. Some of the water Suicune was using splashed up onto Ho-oh's brilliant feathers, causing him to give an angry squawk in reply.

"Watch it, wolf!"

"Hey!" Lugia barked, flaring her wings as she glared at her counterpart with angry gray eyes. "Show some respect! At least she's doing something useful! What about you? Pruning yourself isn't doing anyone else any good!" The phoenix growled in response, while Celebi attempted to keep a fight from starting between them, too. It was her job, after all. Sometimes she wished she could quit and never look back, but Arceus would probably kill her.

One of Giratina's eyes twitched.

Treasure Town's square was empty of the locals, who were all hiding, or whom had run to safety when Rayquaza had thrown his tantrum. Zapdos was shrieking at Moltres about his incompetency, Articuno was trying to hold her back, Suicune had finally put out the first fire, but was forced to try and put out the second that had sprung up when the phoenix had panicked, Raikou was running around, knocking over stands for fun, while Entei chased after him, trying to stop his counterpart, Darkrai was, for once, doing something somewhat kind as he grabbed Mew by the tail and made sure the feline didn't get into anymore trouble, Rayquaza was still trying to maul Azelf, Registeel was beating up Regirock, Mesprit was lecturing Uxie on how he read too much and Mewtwo pondered deeply over what he had done to deserve such punishment.

With all of this chaos happening around the legendary of death, it took her a while to absorb the fact that she was annoyed. No, she decided, she wasn't annoyed, she was angry. Very, very, very angry. In fact, she felt like the only way to stop the rush of demonic voices- which spoke in Latin, oddly enough- which were shouting in her head was by personally killing every single living thing around her, which she would have gladly done, if she could have. But no, she didn't have the power to.

So she screamed at them instead.

"STOP!"

Everyone stopped in their tracks, while the female legendary attempted to catch her breath. She lowered her head, closed her eyes, and then started again, now that all of the attention was on her. "Idiots. Have you no shame?" The serpent raised her gaze to look at them, eerily calm, which was more unnerving than when she was throwing a tantrum in rage. "You know why we are here? We're here because- despite the fact that we are the oldest things on the Earth- we can't seem to grow up. We were sent here- thanks to Arceus- so that we could get a second chance at life until we rise back to our rank, but I'm starting to think we don't deserve such."

Everyone was silent as they saw the logic in such, and everyone shifted, embarrassed.

"Look." She continued, hoping to keep order. "Not only are we not supposed to be here, but look what we've done. This place, whether or not you like it-"Her gaze was on Registeel, who flashed her eyes in annoyance. "-is a place where others live. It is to be respected, and we will treat it as such." The dragon shifted her weight, "I know that this is a difficult time for all of us, but there's nothing we can do about it. Arceus obvious sent us here because it was the safest place, so we have to get along with the locals."

"True." Cresselia started, voice soft. "If we don't, then who knows what they'll do. We aren't strong enough to fight... it was difficult enough to get into levitating again..." The swan trailed off, worried. Zapdos gave an irritated squawk at this, small sparks of electricity traveling up and down her feathers. Despite this, her usually aggressive presence was dulled with the curse.

"To hell with that! I'm not going to bow down to a bunch of mortals!"

Mewtwo gave an irritated sigh, brow furrowed while his purple eyes stayed closed. "If you haven't notice, you're now mortal, too. If something injures you enough, you'll die." His gaze slid up to look at the sky, face bored and voice monotone. "Of course, while it doesn't concern me either way, it would be best if we got along with the locals. Especially the high ranking teams. They're the one's basically in charge here." He paused. "If my data holds true, this is home of the First Guild, is it not?"

"It is." Uxie replied, frowning. "It's one of the oldest ones on the continent. It's been around for as long as Pokemon have been exploring and recording data. It's quite an amazing prospect, actually."

"Why thank you!"

All of the legends jumped, jerking their heads to face the chirpy voice, unnerved that they hadn't been able to sense any presence. Uxie quickly darted away from the source of the call, whipping around to face whoever it was whom had managed to sneak up on him- though it didn't make much of a difference. the legendaries' faces, which had been filled with alarm, quickly turned into puzzlement, except for four legendaries, whom happened to know the Wigglytuff that stood before them with that oblivious grin plastered on his face.

"WES!" Mesprit squealed, tackling the pink normal type before holding onto his long ears. "It's been too long!" Azelf floated over, Uxie behind her as she held out one paw in the shape of a fist. Uxie, finally relaxed again, gave a friendly nod in the direction of the Guildmaster, smiling slightly. Their kin stood in the shadows, completely and utterly confused as to what the hell was going on and how the Lake Trio knew the eccentric Wigglytuff.

"Pound it, Wes!" Azelf grinned, "Wassup, dude?"

"Glad to see you well, Wes."

Cresselia gave an amused smile, fluttering closer. "Ah, Wes, still as cheery as ever."

Wes gave an even bigger- if that was possible- grin in reply, exchanging the handshake with Azelf before giving another giggle. "Yep! Figured it was you guys when I got the report about-" His voice went into a higher pitch, as he was obviously mocking someone. "- a bunch of raging monsters wrecking havoc in the Square." He waved one paw nonchalantly, glee written on his face. "And I see you brought your friends! That's gre-"

"GUILDMASTER!"

Big green eyes blinked, rolling almost comically before the Wigglytuff continued. "There goes that crazy parrot again..."

There came a fluttering of wings as a colorful blur whizzed towards the legendaries, squawking the entire time. "Are you mad! They were reported to be monsters! They could attack any moment! You're in dange..." The Chatot stopped midair, wings flapping to keep him in one place as he eyed Mesprit, attached to Wes' ears, while Cresselia, Azelf and Uxie waved their paws in greeting. "Oh! It's just you!"

"I'm so freakin' confused!" Mew suddenly moaned, flopping over midair as he held his head between his paws. "How do you guys know these people?" His fellow legendaries nodded their heads in agreement, and even Mewtwo was at loss for logic. While the Being of Emotion continued to chatter to Wes and the Chatot that had come diving in, the Being of Knowledge explained their predicament.

"Well, remember the whole event with the Time Gears?" Everyone nodded, confirming that they remembered. Dialga looked away, grinning sheepishly- as she had been the cause of most of the problems that Treasure Town had faced. "Well, before we knew that that Grovyle was a good guy, we assumed he was an enemy, as we were... well..."

"Completely owned." Azelf finished, shrugging her shoulders. "Whatever. It doesn't concern me that much anymore. Anyways, the point is, we got help from the Guild here, and Wes happens to be the leader of the entire network." Before she could continue, the colorful bird gave another squawk, causing everyone to jump. The Chatot pointed one wing at Darkrai, who only tilted his head to the side, puzzled- as he hadn't even said anything sadistic or insulting yet.

"But you! I thought we got rid of you, you evil thing!"

Cresselia gave a small sigh, "Be at ease, Hige. This... is rather complicated, and I'd rather not explain it... but- as much as I dislike him- this Darkrai is good... an-" She seemed strained at what she was about to say. "-a-an important member of the legendary council." Darkrai blinked, surprised to hear such a thing from his counterpart. Palkia nodded his head, recalling exactly what had happened while Wes continued to grin like an idiot.

"Crazy stuff with our Darkrai being exchanged for a really messed up one- I mean, Darkrai's a little sadistic, but he's a softy at heart." He laughed sheepishly under said phantom's icy glare. "Yeah... it was mostly my fault... but we didn't find out for a long time that Darkrai hadn't just gone, well, bad. But seriously..." The dragon of space shrugged his shoulders, grinning, "When we found out, we never got around to telling you guys, sorry."

Hige looked skeptical, but Wes threw his paws into the air and gave a giant smile, one that made Mesprit give a little 'squee' of glee. "That's great to hear!" The normal type replied, which made Cresselia sigh in relief. She really didn't want to have people freaking out at Darkrai's presence. He got enough of that already. "Anyways, why are we so lucky to have your visit, friends?"

Giratina, the speaker for the group, stepped forward and proceeded in explaining everything that had happened, while Wes listened intently and Hige pruned his feathers- keeping one eye focused on the legendary of nightmares. The legendaries went into their own conversations, or pondered what they were going to do- except for Mew, who was thinking about what he was going to have for lunch. As the dragon of death told their story so far, she suddenly realized that they had been through a bit, and she started to feel extremely tired.

"So... that's it." She finally finished, after throwing in a few apologies for the destruction her group had caused. Wes pondered over this, one soft paw going to his mouth, green eyes closing as he contemplated over the new information. Oddly enough, the pose was similar to that of Mewtwo, and such a thought made Deoxys chuckle to herself. The rest of the legendaries waited, anxious at his reaction to such a thing, not sure what to expect from such a random Pokemon. Who knew, he could pull out a flamethrower for all they knew.

".... Ok." He then replied, causing Giratina to tense with surprise."I think I get it. You're staying here then?"

"If that sits well with you." The dragon of death said, voice cautious, out of habit. She was used to being wary with people who were unusually kind, as they were usually the cruelest of all.

"Great!" He then chirped, turning to Hige. "Call a town meeting, Hige! Make sure that everyone comes!"The normal type then turned back to the group of legends as the bird Pokemon took off towards the Guild, face bright with excitement. He bounced up and down on his small feet, which quickly started to make some of the legends feel ill, while other grinned/groaned at his utter Mewness. "Don't worry! We'll take care of you!"

... And for the love of them, the legends couldn't figure out if that was a good or bad thing.

So yep :D I love Wes, he's so glompable! Anyways, SU out!