Title: Keigo the Pervert

Rated: T

Characters: Keigo, Mizuiro, Ichigo and Tatsuki and others

Pairings: Ichigo x Tatsuki, implied Keigo x Mizuiro

Summary: When privacies are violated.

"Asano, this is wrong," Mizuiro complained.

He and Keigo, one night decided to spy on Tatsuki. They followed her into her apartment to see what she was doing. Ten minutes had passed and here comes Ichigo. Keigo watched as Ichigo went inside Tatsuki's apartment after knocking on the door. They moved towards an opened window, just in case they needed to get inside.

"This is gold, Mizuiro!" Keigo said happily, as he pulled out a camcorder, "We have front row seats to see Ichigo and Tatsuki going at it!"

"Asano, this is not right. We are invading their privacy," Mizuiro said.

Keigo smiled, "We are respecting their privacy, Mizuiro. BUT! We are asserting our authority by doing this! We'll be famous!"

"In jail," Mizuiro added.

Suddenly, there were moans coming from inside Tatsuki's apartment. Keigo quickly took his camcorder and started filming. As soon as he went through the window, he caught a pair of legs. The camera looked up to see a fully clothed Ichigo and Tatsuki staring down at Keigo.

"Hi, guys," Keigo said nervously.

"Sorry, Keigo," Ichigo said, cracking his knuckles.

"It'll be a thousand years before you film us in the nude," Tatsuki said as she grabbed Keigo by his collar.

Mizuiro watched as the couple beat up Keigo.

"I'm sorry, guys, please stop!" Keigo pleaded.

His pleas fell on death's ears.

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The Next Day- Kurosaki Clinic

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The next day, Isshin Kurosaki was stunned to see Keigo's rearranged head. Mizuiro told them what happened last night.

"It appears that Ichigo or Tatsuki shoved some kind of camcorder up your nose, Keigo," Karin Kurosaki said as she saw Keigo's camcorder-shaped head.

Keigo spoke incoherently and Mizuiro knew what he was saying.

"I think she knows what I was telling them, Asano," Mizuiro said, letting out a groan.

Karin smirked, "At least you both learned your lessons, right?"

Mizuiro smiled, while Keigo was still complaining about the camcorder shoved up his nose.

Story 5: END

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