....i actually have nothing to say...ITS DA END OF DA WORLD!

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Kyle woke up feeling very odd the next morning, the night before was a haze to him, he cracked open his emereld eyes and looked around at the walls (which we're covered in scare face posters) and the semi-messy floor. He had suddenly remembered where he was and sat up. He looked down at his bare chest noticeing he was naked. He also noticed he was alone, and there was a faint sent of waffles in the air. He wrapped a towel around himself, and poked his head out the door.

He followed the smell, walking down the stairs,I saw Cartman making ego waffles in the toaster. Thats when i realized, what we had done last night. Kyle gasped to himself.

"Morning..." muttered Cartman. He was mixing his coffee slowly, sadly even.

"Did we really..." Kyle began.

"Lets not talk about, we were just, caught in the moment, no one will EVER find out."

"Oh..." Kyle muttered.

"Waffles?" asked Cartman.

"HELL YEAH! "

~One Month Later~

Kyle woke up again in the middle of the night. He jumped out his bed and ran down the hallway, and ran into the bathroom. He vomitted in the toilet, he was pale, and felt horrible. Then, he suddenly felt hungry, and walked into the kitchen. He was raiding the frigde when his father walked into the kitch.

"Kyle, what are you doing up so late? "

"I got sick and throw up, then came inb here 'cause i was hungry. " siad Kyle poping a grape into his mouth.

"Thats odd..." said his father.

Kyle shrugged. He finished his grapes, and put two blueberry bagals into the toaster and pulled the butter out.

"Kyle, i'm gonna take you to the doctors to-"

Kyle turned and ran into his father, throwing up on him.

"-marrow..."

"Sorry dad. " he muttered.

He shrugged and turned back to the toaster as his bagels popped out the toaster. He buttered them as his dad went to go clean up.

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Lol, the waffle thing, Waffle is an OC i made and hes Cartman's lil' bro, so i throw his name in there. And Toast, lol, hes Butters son in me and my friends rps. Btw, Waffle's full name is Wafulusasux Eric Cartman.