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Chapter 4: Lunch
Recap
After a few more classes the lunch bell rang.
"Finally!!!" Ino screamed.
"Ino, you're too loud!!!" Sakura yelled.
"Forehead!!"
"PI—"THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!" TenTen interjected. "MY BLOOD SUGAR IS EXTREMELY LOW AND IF I DON'T EAT SOON I WILL BITE YOUR HEADS OFF!!!!
-gulp-
With that said the girls went into the cafeteria.
End of Recap
In the cafeteria….
"FOOOOOOOD!!!!!" TenTen screamed as she ran to line up. "Uhm….is she ok?" Ino asked.
"Why, yes Ino…She's fine…see she looks so happy and—OF COURSE SHE'S NOT OK!!!!!" Sakura screamed while bonking Ino on her head.
"OOOW!!!! What the!?!! Why'd you hit me you deranged monkey!!!??"
"Oh, You did NOT just call me a monkey!!"
"I did actually…"
"Oh, you are going to DIIIE!!!!!
"You know you've said that to me all my life and…I'm still alive…"
"Oh…this one's for real.." Sakura growled menacingly . Ino looked at her…with determination.
"Oh, Bring it on…." She taunted.
"Very well then I will." Sakura cackled. Hinata sweatdropped. "Am I the only sane one here?" She asked the banana on her tray. She sighed. " I guess I am." TenTen couldn't help but stare. "Great." She thought. "My best friends are freaks."
Meanwhile, with the boys….
"Oi, Teme 1, Teme-2 and Teme-3." Naruto called.
"Hn."
"What Dobe?"
"Dickless?"
"I was just wonderi—OI!!! I thought I told you not to call me that!!!" Naruto shouted.
"Hn…You did." Sai stated. "So?"
"What do you mean so?" Naruto growled.
"Exactly that." Sai deadpanned.
Naruto growled. "Naruto no baka , I suggest you stop growling for it is not your destiny to become a dog." The silent Hyuuga spoke. Sasuke and Sai tried to hide their smirks but failed at doing so. "Actually." Sai piped up while smiling his fake smile. "He'll look more decent as a dog." He finished.
Naruto just stared at him. "I don't think so. " Sasuke stated in a monotonous voice, that statement made Naruto look at him with glee. "Rea— "He'll look more decent as a fox…you know with the whiskers and such. Sai looked at Naruto from head to toe. "Hm, Nice observation, cousin." Sasuke just smirked while Naruto gaped.
Everyone turned to Naruto. "Oi, Dobe close your mouth, you look like a fish." And with that the three walked away.
Naruto looked up to the heavens and asked. "You hate me….don't you?" And with that he followed his 3 friends.
With the girls…
"T-TenTen, W-When do you t-t-think they'll a-a-actually s-start t-the d-deathmatch?" Hinata asked while eating the banana she just talked to earlier.
"You know…I have no idea…" TenTen answered. "But does it really matter? I mean we both know that they aren't going to kill each other anyway."
"I g-guess y-your right. Hinata agreed. "Damn I wanted to see some blood." Hinata muttered quietly but apparently TenTen heard it. "What!?" she asked.
Hinata just looked at her in a rather terrifying way. "it was nothing." And with that she continued eating her banana happily.
Only one thing crossed TenTen's mind… Freaks…..
With Sakura and Ino…
GLARE
GLAAAAARE
GLLLLLAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEE
DeathGlare
Super-ultra-mega deathglare
"Uhm Excus—"LADY CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE GLARING AT EACH OTHER?!" Ino yelled, scaring the lady away.
"How'd she get in here anyway? Sakura asked.
Ino shrugged her shoulders. " I dunno."
"hm..Ok.."
GLARE
GLAAARE
GL—
"I'm hungry." Sakura stated.
"Yeah, me too."
The two girls finally stopped glaring at each other and went to get some food.
With the boys.
"I want this one…This on annnnd this one…" Naruto cheerfully stated.
"Oi, Dobe you sure you want to eat all that?" Sasuke asked.
"I'm starving so I'm willing to eat anything right now." Naruto stated. "And since SOMEONE ate the ramen I hid inside my bag I'm stuck with cafeteria food." Naruto finished while glaring at Neji.
"Hn, It was fate." Came his reply.
"What's with you and fate, Hyuuga?" Sasuke asked. "Shut up, Uchiha."
With the girls…
The girls were sitting down on the far left of the cafeteria. While they were eating they began to chat one another.
"So Sakura." Ino started. "Anyone you're interested in?" Sakura thought hard. "No, Not really."
"Hm… Same here, What about you TenTen? "Nope." "Ok, Hinata?" "I-I'm Not interested in a-a-anyone."
"Ah, I see."
With the Boys
They boys finally got out of the line and began to look for a place to sit in. "Wow, It's packed." Naruto stated.
"Hn, the only table with less people is over there." Sasuke stated.
"Hn, Alright then cousin, let's sit there." Sai smirked. "and plus those girls look hot."
"Baka."
And so the boys headed towards the girls' table
With the Girls
"Guys, look!!" Ino exclaimed.
"What?" Sakura asked.
"Remember those guys we saved from the assembly?" Ino asked. "Yeah." They all replied.
"Well, they're coming this way, and they're hot. So act normal." Ino stated.
"And by normal you mean?" Sakura asked skeptically.
"By normal I mean stop talking to that apple Hina-Chan." Ino deadpanned. Hearing that, Hinata quickly hid the apple in her pocket. "What apple?" She asked. This caused the 3 other girls to sweatdrop. "Must be her period or something." Sakura whispered to TenTen, which caused her to giggle.
"Anyway, here they come!!"
"Hn, can we sit here?" came the voice of Uchiha Sasuke. "Uhm..Yeah sure." Sakura replied.
Naruto grinned. "Thanks!!"
"Sure." Sakura replied.
Sai quickly sat beside Ino. "Oi, Sai I was supposed to sit there." Sasuke growled. "Tch, relax cousin. There are other girls to sit beside with. " Sai replied.
"Hn, but you're sitting with hottest girl here." Sasuke muttered.
"You can sit with her friend, over there. She's hot too." Sai pointed out.
"She's not hot enough." Sasuke replied, while Sakura froze.
"That's not my problem." Sai stated.
Sasuke glared daggers at his cousin and went to sit beside Neji.
As the others began to chat Sakura glared at Sasuke. If looks could kill Sasuke would have already been dead.
GLARE
GLARE
GLARE GLAAAAAAAAAAARE
SUPER ULTRA MEGA DEATH GLARE
Sakura kept on glaring at Sasuke and yet he still didn't notice her. "Dammit!" She muttered. She sent one last glare at the stoic Uchiha and began eating her food thinking that he wouldn't notice.
And guess what he noticed… Talk about timing.
"Oi, pinky…" Sasuke called.
Sakura just ignored him and kept on eating.
"Oi."
"Shut up!"
"Don't tell me to shut up pinky!"
"Don't tell me not to tell you to shut up, Cockatoo!!"
"Wh—Cockatoo?! What the hell?!"
"That's for calling me pinky!"
Sakura glared at Sasuke.
"Hn." He said and glared with the same amount of force.
They stayed that for hm…. Good 3 minutes.
That is untiiiil….
"AAAWW Look!!! Sasuke-Teme and Sakura are bonding!!!" Naruto yelled.
That earned him a bonk wait I mean 2 bonks on the head.
"OWWWWW!!!!!!"
"Hn."
After they ate they went out of the cafeteria and went to the benches outside. As soon as they reached the benches the school bell rang notifying all the students that their moment of freedom has come to an end.
"Damn school bell." Neji muttered.
"Hn."
"We better go, or Gai-sensei will kill us if we're late. " Naruto mumbled.
"You guys have gym too?" Sakura asked.
"Isn't that obvious?" Sasuke asked sarcastically.
"Oi, Shut up you teme!!" Sakura shouted.
"Hn."
"W-Why d-don't w-w-w walk t-there t-t-together?" Hinata stuttered.
"Good Idea!!" Ino agreed, liking the fact that she would spend more time with Sai.
"Alright then let's go." TenTen stated.
As they walked down the hallway they chatted amongst themselves once again, and of course Sasuke and Sakura were well, they were trying to glare each other to death.
"Why won't you give up?" Sasuke asked.
"I could ask you the same thing." Sakura retorted.
"Hn." Sasuke smirked. "Looks like we'll have to finish this later."
"Why? You too chicken to face me?" Sakura asked.
"Hn, no it's just that, we're already here."
They all came to a stop, and looked around for the teacher.
"Eh? Where's the teacher?" Naruto asked.
"Ah, My youthful students that burn with the fire of youthful youthfulness!!! Come and join me as we warm up to play a youthful game of youthful volley ball!!!"
Sweatdrop
0__o
"Looks like we found him."Sasuke stared.
"Can this get any weirder?" Sakura asked.
"GAI-SENSEI!!!" a guy in the same green jumpsuit, bowl haircut and bushy eyebrows yelled.
"LEE!!!"
"GAI-SENSEI!!!"
"LEE!!!"
Everyone sweatdropped as the to weirdos in green hugged under the sunset….wait sunset?!
"How'd that get here?" Naruto asked. "Gesturing to the sunset. "
Everyone just shrugged their shoulders.
"YOSH!!" Gai shouted. "Get into your locker rooms and change so we can start."
Everyone nodded and went to the locker rooms.
With the girls
"Was that weird or what?" TenTen asked.
"You bet, there was so much…Dare I say it, youth." Sakura stated.
"Lolz!!!" Ino exclaimed. "Anyway, I think Sai and I are getting along great. I just might get a boyfriend after all."
"Good for you, Ino." Sakura muttered. "You don't think that his cousin can be as nice as him." Sakura finished.
"Oh, yeah that stoic jerk is a real ass." TenTen agreed.
"AMEN!!!" Ino shouted.
The 4 girls all laughed together as they began to get dressed.
Meanwhile with the boys
"Hn, I think me and the blonde girl are getting along well." Sai stated in a monotonous manner.
"Hn, if you get lucky you'll finally get yourself another girlfriend." Sasuke stated in the same manner.
Naruto looked over at Sasuke. "You know Teme, I'm beginning to doubt your gender."
Sasuke looked at him as if he'd grown two heads. "Dobe, What the hell?!" He glared at the poor blonde while the other two snickered.
"He's right Uchiha, you're still single." Neji stated. "Is that your destiny?"
"Oi, Hyuuga cut it out with that destiny and fate thing, it's pissing me off, and if I'm correct you're single too." Sasuke retorted.
"Hn, but me and TenTen are also getting along well." Neji reasoned. "And Naruto no baka over here is also getting along with my cousin, and that leaves you and that pink-haired chick, was it Sakura?"
"Hn, yeah it's Sakura and I'm not interested in anybody so drop it!!" Sasuke stated in annoyance as he walked out of the locker room.
The other 3 just nodded and went to follow.
Everyone wore red shorts and a white shirt with the symbol of the school. (A/N the one on the forehead protector.)
"YOSH!!!" Gai shouted. "Let P.E BEGIN!!!!!!!"
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