song fetured today: disloyal order of waterbuffaloes
Artist: Fall Out Boy.
Album: Folie a deux (dumbass, thats the title of the story! )
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Kyle and his father walked into the doctors office, with bags of McDonald's handy. Kyle stuffed his face with fench fries until the doctor called them in.
"Hello Kyle." said the doctor nicely.
"Hey-" Kyle covered his mouth and ran out the door and to the bathroom.
"Oh Dear..." the doctor said.
Kyle walked back in, he looked kind of pale.
"Well, what wrong?" asked the doctor.
"He's been vomitting and eatting alot." his dad said.
"Hmm...well lets take a blood test."
Kyle laid on the exam table. The doctor took a needle and put it into Kyle's arm. The ceringe collected the blood and the doctor pulled it out.
He walked out the room with his little clipborad and walked down the hall.
About 40 minutes later he came with the results.
"Errrr..." the doctor started.
"Is he alright? " asked his father.
"This may sound very odd...but Kyle's pregnant..."
Kyle's jaw dropped along with his fathers.
"How is that even possible? " asked Kyle's dad.
"We are in South Park,Colorado...weirdist town on Earth?"
"Yeah. " said Kyle and his father in a union.
"That explains it. He has a growth on his stomach, well, more like another chamber of it, that acts as a utirus. "
Kyle laid his hand on his stomach.
'What am I gonna do? ' he thought.
"Kyle?"
I'm coming apart at the seams
Pitching myself for leads in other people's dreams
Like buzz, buzz, buzz
"Kyle, do you want to keep this baby?" his father's voice fading in and out of his thoughts.
Doc, there's a hole where something was
Doc, there's a hole where something was
"Kyle?"
Fell out of bed.
Butterfly bandage, but don't worry
You'll never remember, your head is far too blurry
Put him in the back of a squad car
Restrain that man
He needs his head put through a cat scan
Hey editor, I'm undeniable
Hey Doctor, I'm certifiable oh!
"KYLE!!!!"
"HUH!?"
"Are you going to keep the baby?"
"Welllll....yeah..."
"Your mother won't be to happy about this.."
"Figures..."
Kyle got up from the table and walked out...
'Only one person can be the father...' he thought.
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yay! and ps, I HATE StanKyle! I can't take it! Thats why this is CartmanKyle, my fav couple!