A/N: Another IM conversation between Spencer and Ashley! Or, I guess, Amy and Janet.
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TrojansNotNeeded: okay so we seriously need to analyze this dream
TrojansNotNeeded: i had it AGAIN!
adhasnovds: haha oh man, you're so gay
TrojansNotNeeded: well maybe. but we'll talk about that later.
adhasnovds: something else happened? hmm, bradshaw. i'm disappointed that you didn't come to me with this news sooner. i'm almost hurt.
TrojansNotNeeded: well I would have but I've been so hungover that I haven't left the bathroom all weekend.
TrojansNotNeeded: some asshole doped my drink at H2O
adhasnovds: are you serious? please tell me you called the cops
TrojansNotNeeded: my boyfriends brother works there, he took care of it
adhasnovds: hmm. well alright. i'd still feel better if the cops were involved though
TrojansNotNeeded: i don't think my mom would even care enough to get that involved, she'd probably chastise me for being where i was.
adhasnovds: true... so anyway, that dream of yours
TrojansNotNeeded: okay so. im in the kitchen
adhasnovds: i'm already likin it
TrojansNotNeeded: and suddenly i open the fridge and there's like a tunnel
TrojansNotNeeded: so i go down the tunnel with a banana flashlight
TrojansNotNeeded: and get to this old green door
TrojansNotNeeded: any insight yet?
adhasnovds: the banana flashlight is weirding me out a bit
TrojansNotNeeded: do you think it represents a penis!
adhasnovds: usually... or maybe you need more potassium in your diet?
TrojansNotNeeded: let's go with option b.
TrojansNotNeeded: i have enough penis in my life.
adhasnovds: ew.
adhasnovds: anyway, so you're at a green door. what happens next
TrojansNotNeeded: i open the door and theres this girl with long curly brown hair with her back to me. her bare back.
adhasnovds: the door opens simply? like, you don't have to struggle to get it open or unlock it in any way?
TrojansNotNeeded: well i kind of fall through it and hit my head, but i didn't think that was relevant?
TrojansNotNeeded: it almost felt like someone pushed me from behind
adhasnovds: hmm... ok continue
TrojansNotNeeded: anyway. she isn't wearing a shirt and im like.. hey nice back muscles right? a little jealous of the perfect hair
TrojansNotNeeded: and then she turns around and its my sister's creepy friend.
adhasnovds: did you check her out
TrojansNotNeeded: well what do you mean? i mean she was naked i couldn't help but look
adhasnovds: oh you could help it if you really wanted to
TrojansNotNeeded: but i didnt really enjoy looking
adhasnovds: are you sure?
TrojansNotNeeded: yeah i felt weird
adhasnovds: weird how
TrojansNotNeeded: like i wanted to cover her up?
adhasnovds: with your body?
TrojansNotNeeded: NO!
adhasnovds: lol hmm...
adhasnovds: so you didn't have any urge whatsoever to just walk right up to her, wrap your fingers in that perfect hair, and kiss her?
TrojansNotNeeded: uh. no.
adhasnovds: then what happened
TrojansNotNeeded: she kisses me.
TrojansNotNeeded: and puts my hands on her shoulders.
TrojansNotNeeded: hey i know this is totally off topic, but what do you look like?
TrojansNotNeeded: so i can stop picturing you as the girl from my dream.
adhasnovds: doesn't matter what i look like bradshaw, keep telling me about your dream
TrojansNotNeeded: well thats it. thats where i always wake up
TrojansNotNeeded: cuz she opens her eyes and looks at me.
TrojansNotNeeded: and i think it startles me awake every single time.
adhasnovds: are her eyes that scary?
TrojansNotNeeded: well no. it's just that they're my eyes.
adhasnovds: whoa wait. what do you mean they're your eyes?
TrojansNotNeeded: its like she turns into me or something its weird idk. tell me your theories dr. freud
adhasnovds: well you're hungry for adventure. hence the kitchen and the tunnel. the tunnel signifies the journey you want/need to take.
adhasnovds: the door is green, green means go. the door is also representative of the next step you need to take. the doorway to the future. you feeling like you're being pushed through it means you're hesitant to do so, like you're not ready. but you're forced to face what's next anyway, even if you're not ready.
adhasnovds: in my experience, people that you engage in kisses or more with are usually who you want. they represent your deepest desires.
TrojansNotNeeded: so you're saying im a flamer and i want my sister's best friend
adhasnovds: and since she initiates the kiss, and takes charge and you let her...you like it. you want it.
TrojansNotNeeded: that i have a freak fetish.
adhasnovds: maybe she's not as big of a freak as you think she is
TrojansNotNeeded: she is!
adhasnovds: have you ever talked to her?
TrojansNotNeeded: well no not really, every time i try she just ignores me. she HATES me.
adhasnovds: well maybe you did something to cause her to not want to talk to you? i don't know bradshaw, there's gotta be a reason she ignores you.
TrojansNotNeeded: she hates me!
adhasnovds: did you do something to her?
TrojansNotNeeded: no.
TrojansNotNeeded: i almost made out with Taycen on Thursday night.
adhasnovds: whoa hold up, what!
TrojansNotNeeded: yeah. during my inebriation
TrojansNotNeeded: she wouldn't let me though, i got really angry.
adhasnovds: hmm
adhasnovds: would you really want your first girl kiss to be when you're wasted beyond belief?
TrojansNotNeeded: well no. not at all. but i wanted it then.
adhasnovds: not now?
TrojansNotNeeded: no.
adhasnovds: you don't want your first kiss to be with her at all do you
TrojansNotNeeded: well
TrojansNotNeeded: i dont know
adhasnovds: what's going on in your head bradshaw
TrojansNotNeeded: i like her. but only when we're by ourselves. when she's being herself.
TrojansNotNeeded: i feel like she's only herself when she's with me.
adhasnovds: and she wants you right?
TrojansNotNeeded: it didn't seem like it
TrojansNotNeeded: she kept pushing me away
adhasnovds: because you were under the influence
adhasnovds: it sounds like she wants what you want. she wants you when you're you.
adhasnovds: not when you're so gone you can barely stand
TrojansNotNeeded: sounds like you want me. haha.
adhasnovds: maybe i do bradshaw, but you could only hope for that lol
TrojansNotNeeded: i'm glad i have you as a friend. that's for sure. i couldn't exactly talk to taycen about this.
adhasnovds: i'm happy to help
adhasnovds: do you want some advice?
TrojansNotNeeded: sure
adhasnovds: kiss her
TrojansNotNeeded: what!
adhasnovds: just kiss her. see what happens
adhasnovds: i'm talking about taycen by the way
TrojansNotNeeded: obviously. i wouldn't be kissing my sister's friend.
adhasnovds: well you never know...
TrojansNotNeeded: she would hit me.
adhasnovds: now now, you don't know that
TrojansNotNeeded: what would you do if regina kissed you?
adhasnovds: i'd throw her down a flight of stairs
adhasnovds: but that's completely different
TrojansNotNeeded: how so?
adhasnovds: because we're not talking about regina, we're talking about you
adhasnovds: maybe your sister's friend ignores you, or hates you as you claim, because she's got a thing for you and just can't do anything about it
TrojansNotNeeded: do you have a thing for regina?
adhasnovds: definitely not. that girl is too in love with herself
TrojansNotNeeded: are you sure?
adhasnovds: and why do i keep getting dragged into this
adhasnovds: we're talking about you, not me
adhasnovds: and yes i'm sure
adhasnovds: there's another girl i've got my eye on
adhasnovds: the one i met at the club the other night
TrojansNotNeeded: you met someone?
adhasnovds: don't you read my blog bradshaw? lol
TrojansNotNeeded: well yeah but I thought that you guys just talked.
adhasnovds: we still met. i mean, that counts doesn't it?
TrojansNotNeeded: well yeah i mean, its cool. is she your type
adhasnovds: i'm not sure yet. but i think it'd be best if she wasn't. my type always ends up being beautiful, but batshit crazy.
TrojansNotNeeded: like regina ;)
adhasnovds: lol no, regina is just batshit crazy :-P
TrojansNotNeeded: i bet she's pretty. its like a popluar pre req
adhasnovds: then what's her gretchen's excuse?
TrojansNotNeeded: the best friend doesn't have to be pretty
adhasnovds: but she's popular
TrojansNotNeeded: because of regina.
TrojansNotNeeded: who is pretty.
adhasnovds: hmm i guess you have a point
adhasnovds: wait
adhasnovds: do you know regina!
TrojansNotNeeded: how would I? is regina her name?
adhasnovds: no...but you talk about her like you know or something
TrojansNotNeeded: well if you think about it. i am regina. i'm popular
adhasnovds: yeah but you're not an insane psycho freak like she is
TrojansNotNeeded: i could be.
adhasnovds: tryin to tell me somethin bradshaw?
TrojansNotNeeded: that i'm a bad ass master criminal
adhasnovds: you're so not lucy diamond
TrojansNotNeeded: no i'm even better.
adhasnovds: hmm, we'll see.
TrojansNotNeeded: i'm so excited for the super bowl!
adhasnovds: ew, you watch football?
TrojansNotNeeded: occasionally, i'm more of a NCAA basketball fan.
TrojansNotNeeded: USC baby. all the way.
adhasnovds: i never would've guessed
TrojansNotNeeded: it's a secret, only taycen knows i obsess over it.
TrojansNotNeeded: and now you.
adhasnovds: so you still haven't told your parents you want to go to USC yet?
TrojansNotNeeded: well no. not actually. i've had several stimulating practice conversations in the mirror
adhasnovds: haha stimulating huh?
adhasnovds: too bad they won't go the way you practiced when you actually man and do it
TrojansNotNeeded: right!
TrojansNotNeeded: anyway. I'm going to go.
adhasnovds: alright, have fun watching guys patting each other on the ass and humping each other bradshaw.
TrojansNotNeeded: oh it's popcorn worthy.
adhasnovds: i'm sure lol
TrojansNotNeeded: have a good night.
adhasnovds: thanks. you too