APOV:

~Shortly after Jasper beat up Seth.~

After losing my brothers, sister-in-laws, guard, and wife in that damn battle against the family of my former friend, I started wandering around the forests before going back to Volterra. I saw a boy, well more of a young man really, on the ground, barely conscious, and he was bleeding, a lot. I sensed some potential, and figured I may as well start up another Volturi guard, maybe this poor lad could even replace one of my brothers as my right, or left hand man. I strolled over to him, "You, boy, what's your name?" I asked as I got closer.

"S-S-S-S-Seth..." he said, struggling to speak and sounding very much in pain.

I took his hand trying to get his thoughts. I saw that he had a girlfriend, named Taliana, and that he did something quite horrible to her, and saw that damn blonde vampire that killed my wife beating him up. "I can save you, you know...it won't be too pleasant, but if you're willing I'll change you and you'll live, just not the way you used to." I told the poor lad.

He nodded weakly, and I bit his neck, arm, pretty much anywhere I could reach trying to get the venom to spread. Three days later he awoke, and a few days after that I discovered that he had an amazing ability to make things explode, just by willing it to. We experimented, with fruits, and other random objects lying around the castle in Volterra.

"Aro. I want to go back to Washington, and get my revenge on that son of a bitch who spoiled my fun and then kicked my ass." Seth had said, and I told him we needed to train him for a while longer so that he could get his powers in control so that he wouldn't making anything that wasn't supposed to be exploding explode.

JPOV:

~Back to Jazzy and Taliana after the Baby Names chappy~

A few hours before I knew she'd wake up I gave her a kiss on the top of her head, and then climbed out of the bed and made her some pancakes. I timed it perfectly because as I walked in the room with the tray holding her breakfast, she woke up and smiled at me. "Thanks love!" Her blue eyes were sparkling, as she sat up and grabbed the tray so that she could put it in her lap. "Love, can you go turn on my stereo?" She asked batting her eyelashes at me.

"Sure." I said with a laugh. Her Mp3 player was still connected to her stereo so I figured I'd settle for that. I pressed play and Bow Wow Wow's I want Candy started playing. Tali started singing along with her mouth full of pancakes.

"Jasper!" She said and swallowed her mouthful of pancake. "I think the babies like my singing." She said with a smile and placed her hand on her stomach, rubbing it. "Don't you pretty babies, of course you do." She said, baby talking at her stomach.

~Skipping ahead 5 or 6 months, meaning Taliana is 8 months preggers~

TPOV:

Jasper and I decided to spend the day at his house, I was laying across the couch, using Jasper's lap as a pillow and we were watching the newer version of Freaky Friday. "Ugh, Jasper! I need to pee, and I can't get up, I'm too fat." I said laughing.

"You're not fat....you're just...full of life." Jasper said laughing, and stroking my hair out of my face. "Emmett! Can you come down here and help Tali get up?" He asked quietly.

"Sure thing." Emmett said being there in like, negative time. "Why does she need help getting up?"

"I'm fat, and I need to pee." I said sticking my hand up in his direction. He yanked me off the couch, as gently as he could, "Can you help me get upstairs. UGH! I'm a freaking mountain! I can't even see my own two feet!" I said trying to actually look at my feet, "But I guess I don't mind, I mean these two are going to be out of my belly in another month or so." I continued, rubbing my stomach. "Can you just carry me upstairs, I don't feel like walking." I said to Emmett.

Emmett picked me up and then ran me upstairs to the bathroom and walked in with me. "EM! Get out of here!" I said and shoved him out of the bathroom and slammed the door behind him. I peed and then managed to trip and fall over into the bathtub, scraping my knee. "Ouch! Dammit!" I said and rubbed my bleeding knee.

Jasper was at the door within a few seconds, "You okay Hon?"

"Jasper, for the love of God, Do NOT open that door!" I said trying to clean up my bleeding knee. "Get Carlisle in here or something, I don't want you coming in here right now."

"Why?" He asked and I heard him starting the turn the door handle.

"I'm bleeding everywhere, and I don't want to risk you losing your control hon. Please, go get Carlisle." I said.

"Oh...Okay..." Within the next ten seconds, Carlisle was in the room with me.

"So how'd this happen?" He asked and grabbed the first aid kit from the medicine cabinet.

"I lost my balance...and kind of fell over." I said with a small smile, rubbing the back of my head.

"Why are the girls my boys date always so clumsy?" He asked, sighing. He bandaged up my leg and then helped me up. "Tali, can I give you another ultrasound, to make sure that the babies weren't injured in your fall, because even the smallest falls can do something wrong." He said and led me to his office.

"Fine, just don't let me see, or tell me what gender it is." I said huffing with annoyance.

"Hmm, everything seems to be fine" Carlisle said and he removed the ultrasound thing from my stomach and gave me a rag to wipe the annoying gel off.

We all went back downstairs and continued watching our movie. After the movie, Emmett shouted out, "WE SHOULD HAVE A GAME NIGHT!"

"Yes! Great idea Emmett!!" I said. And then frowned when he grabbed the first game, Twister. "No! Bad idea Emmett!!" I said slightly annoyed.

"Aw come on, you know playing Twister while preggers would be fun!!" Emmett said laughing.

"No Emm. I can't. Why can't we play Taboo or Cranium or Parcheesi, or Monopoly or something?" I asked.

"Okay, Taboo! It'll be Rose and me, Carlisle and Esme, Bella and Edward, Jake and Nessie and Jasper and you." Emmett said with a grin.

"Can I stay on the couch?" I asked.

Everyone nodded. Jasper and I were up first, I grabbed a card, and the word was "infant" I laughed. "Oh wow, Jasper, if you don't get this one then you suck."

"Okay. Emmett, start the timer." Jasper said.

"I have two of them in my belly right now." I said with a smile pointing at my obnoxiously large stomach.

"Babies?" Jasper asked.

"It's singular, and a different word."

"Child?" He asked.

"Jasper, you're saying all the words I'm not supposed to say, so there's only one more word that could possibly mean the same as those two words."

"Infant?" Jasper said with a smile.

"Yup!" I said and did a mini celebration dance on the couch.

"Emmett and Rose's turn." I said with a smile.

Emmett grabbed a card. "Twinkie on wheels." He said with a small smile.

"School bus!!" Rosalie shouted with a laugh.

"How do you get School Bus from Twinkie on wheels dare I ask." Carlisle said.

"It's an inside joke, Rosalie and I were talking about Twinkies and how School Busses looked like Twinkies on wheels. So we now refer to school busses as Twinkies on Wheels." Emmett explained.

"Okay then." Carlisle said and reached for a card. "This is going to be a poorly tasted hint, but, Tali was one before Seth raped her." He said, moving as far away from me as possible.

"Virgin?" Esme asked.

"Yeah." Carlisle said with a laugh.

"Oh hardy har, har Carlisle. At least I wasn't a 107 year old virgin like a certain someone I know, whose name starts with an E and rhymes with Schmedward." I said glaring at Carlisle.

Edward reached over, grabbed a card and laughed. "That one girl who sang "Graduation.""

"Vitamin C?" Bella said with a smile.

"Okay this is boring." Emmett said and grabbed the card and put the game away. I fell asleep on the couch.

The next morning I woke up in Jasper's room. "oh wow, I fell asleep last night after Taboo, didn't I?" I asked when Jasper walked into the room.

"Yup." He said with a laugh and a dazzling smile.

"Jazzykins, can you take me to one of those birth-coaching class things?" I asked with a smile.

"Oh...Okay..." He said, sounding rather reluctant to go.

We went, and while I was learning how to give birth to twins, Jasper was curled up in the fetal position next to me rocking back and forth, going insane from the crazy moods from all the other women there. "Tali! I get enough of this from you... what with the crazy mood swings, getting it from like fourteen other women is torture!" He said, and I knew that if he could cry he would be bawling his eyes out.

So we came back to his house and we relaxed the rest of the day, and watched random movies together.