Chapter 14: I'm Taking Too Much
TrojansNotNeeded:
search the city has to be the best band of the month of
april.
TrojansNotNeeded: i know that is still two months
away
TrojansNotNeeded: but i swear its true.
adhasnovds: i
dunno, i hear usher's supposed to make a comeback. isn't that more
your style? :-P
TrojansNotNeeded: oh please. i may dance but i'm
secretly a powerpop extremist.
adhasnovds: uh huh, sure you
are.
TrojansNotNeeded: you should see my room, its covered in like
obscure band posters. maybe you can come over and see it
sometime
adhasnovds: uh...
TrojansNotNeeded: oh you dont have
to! im sorry, i didnt mean to get all internet stalker on
you.
adhasnovds: no, it's not that. i just...well. you were the
one that wanted this to be all private and strictly
online
TrojansNotNeeded: oh i know. i can be bipolar when im
listening to a new band. sorry! we should get to know eachother beter
though i hardly know anything about you. other than the fact you pick
up strange girls at clubs.
adhasnovds: i do not pick up strange
girls at clubs
adhasnovds: i picked you up on
ourchart
TrojansNotNeeded: haha you did not pick me up. mans law
#7: Don't pick her up if you can't pick her up
adhasnovds: well i
bet i can pick you up. you're in shape aren't you?
TrojansNotNeeded:
well yeah its a requirement of my evil sub species
adhasnovds: you
have an evil sub species?
adhasnovds: oh my god, you're an alien?!
AHH
TrojansNotNeeded: yes. its called the "popular crowd".
TrojansNotNeeded: if they arent aliens then i dont know what
aliens are
adhasnovds: good point
TrojansNotNeeded: who do you
hang out with at school
TrojansNotNeeded: or are you one of those
that kind of crowd hops?
TrojansNotNeeded: cuz you're just that
badass.
adhasnovds: i crowd hop, but mainly it's just K and
i
TrojansNotNeeded: i figured. and you're sure you arent in love
with this chick?
TrojansNotNeeded: not that im
jealous.
adhasnovds: oh clearly you're not
jealous
TrojansNotNeeded: just nosy
adhasnovds: no, i'm not in
love with her
adhasnovds: i joke around with her, you know playful
flirting and she's cool with it because she knows it's just that. a
joke
TrojansNotNeeded: do you know that?
adhasnovds: yeah i
do
TrojansNotNeeded: good, i would hate for you to be secretly
have feelings for your best friend. trust me. thats a
bitch.
adhasnovds: speaking from experience huh
TrojansNotNeeded:
well im still not sure, but i dont even wanna talk about it.
adhasnovds: fair enough
TrojansNotNeeded: id rather flirt with
you, it makes me feel productive about my impending sexual
orientation change.
adhasnovds: so you're just using me huh
bradshaw
adhasnovds: you're a user and an abuser
TrojansNotNeeded:
oh baby are you offering?
TrojansNotNeeded: lol
TrojansNotNeeded:
jk
adhasnovds: hey, i don't mind
adhasnovds: i like it
rough
TrojansNotNeeded: if i were ever with you like that... i
dont think it could be rough. i mean, i'd probably like you too much
for it to go down that way. hypothetically of course.
adhasnovds:
of course
adhasnovds: and, hypothetically speaking, how does
bradshaw like it
TrojansNotNeeded: not with a
boy.
TrojansNotNeeded: lol
adhasnovds: obviously
adhasnovds:
but are you like, the cliche barry white, massage oils, scented
candles type?
TrojansNotNeeded: no i'm more of the realistic
type
TrojansNotNeeded: where it just happens when it
happens
TrojansNotNeeded: no planning
TrojansNotNeeded: no
candles.
TrojansNotNeeded: just us.
adhasnovds: just us? movin
quick aren't you
adhasnovds: haven't even bought me dinner
yet!
TrojansNotNeeded: well not us us
adhasnovds: aww, i'm hurt
:-(
TrojansNotNeeded: did you want it to be?
adhasnovds: "i
don't wanna be one of those girls that sleeps with her
friends."
TrojansNotNeeded: did i say that?
adhasnovds:
no, alice did
TrojansNotNeeded: oh thats right. she really effed
that one up right? lol.
adhasnovds: oh she effed it up good.
definitely not complaining though. dalice was
amazing
TrojansNotNeeded: stupid IC had to go and ruin it with
Lara and then she totally screwed the fans when she killed Dana!
adhasnovds: sigh damn her.
TrojansNotNeeded: i
concur.
TrojansNotNeeded: should we call willow? have her go all
veiny and scary on IC?
adhasnovds: nah, wouldn't do us any good
now
TrojansNotNeeded: you're right. i guess now you're just going
to have to comfort me...
TrojansNotNeeded: roughly.
adhasnovds:
oh geez...
TrojansNotNeeded: sorry did i jump the
line?
adhasnovds: well no
adhasnovds: i think i just need...
janet's special alone time...with herself :-P
TrojansNotNeeded:
why alone time when i could help?
adhasnovds: seems like you're
pretty confident bradshaw... but you couldn't handle me. not yet
anyway
TrojansNotNeeded: i can handle anything. but if you don't
want that, then i suppose we could play a game. if you're game. (no
pun intended)
adhasnovds: depends on the game
TrojansNotNeeded:
word association
adhasnovds: let's go
TrojansNotNeeded:
mullet
adhasnovds: joe dirt
TrojansNotNeeded: brandi
mmm
adhasnovds: skanky, not even really bisexual
ho
TrojansNotNeeded: your step mom
adhasnovds: gold digging
booty call
TrojansNotNeeded: my mom
adhasnovds: milf
:-P
TrojansNotNeeded: (you're so dead) sex.
adhasnovds: yes
please
TrojansNotNeeded: manners
adhasnovds:
umm..umm...something you don't have?
TrojansNotNeeded: -O how do
i find something to associate with that?! oh.. wait.. something i
dont have...
TrojansNotNeeded: you in my bed?
adhasnovds:
horny bastard
TrojansNotNeeded: addison
adhasnovds: icky boy
parts
TrojansNotNeeded: pie balls
adhasnovds: mm ellen page
TrojansNotNeeded: naked.
TrojansNotNeeded: more ellen page
naked!
adhasnovds: jill bennett
TrojansNotNeeded:
boobs!
TrojansNotNeeded: ah dammit, that was total
reflex.
adhasnovds: god you're gay
TrojansNotNeeded: i know. i
know.
adhasnovds: so you admit it!
TrojansNotNeeded:
no!
TrojansNotNeeded: only for you and jill
bennet.
TrojansNotNeeded: and maybe taycen.
TrojansNotNeeded:
and ellen page.
TrojansNotNeeded: and brandi from joe
dirt
TrojansNotNeeded: and for the girl in the red
shirt
adhasnovds: oh so you're not just playing straight girl
games with my head?
TrojansNotNeeded: oh no. i am.
adhasnovds:
hmm...
TrojansNotNeeded: i'd be playing with more if you'd let me
jk
adhasnovds: someone once told me that behind every jk is some
truth
TrojansNotNeeded: who? the almighty all knowing
oz?
adhasnovds: no, this girl from my speech class last
year
TrojansNotNeeded: did she wear red all the time?
adhasnovds:
no
TrojansNotNeeded: just asking. theres a mystery girl in red who
plagues me all the time... she's in a couple of my
classes
adhasnovds: what do you mean
TrojansNotNeeded: oh i
always feel like she's looking at me. but im a paranoid pyscho most
of the time.
adhasnovds: ohh. maybe she is. i mean, you're a deb
after all
TrojansNotNeeded: she's probably a supervillain.. i
should have known. her bangs were suspiciously
perfect.
TrojansNotNeeded: ah shit. i have to go, i'm going to see
this play with taycen
TrojansNotNeeded: text me?
adhasnovds:
uh
TrojansNotNeeded: what?
TrojansNotNeeded: oh you dont have
my number
adhasnovds: i don't think taycen would like that too
much.
TrojansNotNeeded: whatever she doesnt make rules for me. if
you dont want it you can just tell me.
adhasnovds: it's not that
i don't want it. but we're moving past the privacy borders you set up
at the beginning of this
adhasnovds: i just want to respect your
wishes
TrojansNotNeeded: and my wish is that you text me.
TrojansNotNeeded: 310-223-4589. if you want.
TrojansNotNeeded:
bye!
adhasnovds: bye