Chapter 16: Rock Me To Sleep
TrojansNotNeeded:
hey janet, u there?
adhasnovds: checks yep, i'm
here
TrojansNotNeeded: you never texted me. i was sad
:-(
adhasnovds: oh. yeah. uh bout that. i was getting ready to go
out and the phone was on vibrate and high and it totally slid off the
counter and into the toilet. needless to say, my phone is out of
commission for a while. sorry
TrojansNotNeeded: oh…
adhasnovds:
amy i'm sorry
TrojansNotNeeded: no it's fine.
really.
TrojansNotNeeded: so i read ur latest... how did the
search for the blue eyed brunette go
adhasnovds: uh...pretty well.
and by pretty well i mean, i scored
TrojansNotNeeded:
scored?
adhasnovds: yes as in got laid, did the hibbity dibbity,
was sexually active, partook in intercourse. had.
sex.
TrojansNotNeeded: oh
adhasnovds: it was much needed after
the afternoon i'd had... but enough about that. what's up
bradshaw
TrojansNotNeeded: is this the part where we high five and
chant uncork her and pork her?
adhasnovds: my name isn't john
tucker and we are not sweaty disgusting basketball guys, to my
knowledge at least, so no.
TrojansNotNeeded: so i couldnt do
it
adhasnovds: do what?
TrojansNotNeeded: kiss her
adhasnovds:
what? why not?
TrojansNotNeeded: bc i wanted to so
bad.
adhasnovds: that makes no sense...
TrojansNotNeeded:
nothing good can come of a desire that strong
TrojansNotNeeded:
besides ive seen how she treats ppl she dates.
TrojansNotNeeded:
she could hurt me
adhasnovds: do you really think she'd do that to
you?
TrojansNotNeeded: she does it to everyone
TrojansNotNeeded:
someone already did it today
adhasnovds: what do you
mean
TrojansNotNeeded: i dont want to talk about it
adhasnovds:
bradshaw comma amy, what is going on? you're weirding me out with
your crypticness
adhasnovds: i can't be your guide through
lesboland if you won't talk to me
adhasnovds: i know you're not
mute!
TrojansNotNeeded: idk i just didnt like the idea of you
sleeping with someone it weirds me out
adhasnovds: well, does it
help that she's my girlfriend?
TrojansNotNeeded: surprisingly
no.
adhasnovds: aww amy bradshaw, are you
jealous?
TrojansNotNeeded: no.
TrojansNotNeeded: i just feel
protective
TrojansNotNeeded: like i want to threaten her about
hurting you
adhasnovds: protecting me from my own
girlfriend?
TrojansNotNeeded: anyway ive adjusted now. so lets
talk about me.
adhasnovds: hmm... ok, why didn't you kiss
her
adhasnovds: and don't give me that crap about you being scared
that she's going to hurt you or whatever because i really doubt she
would
TrojansNotNeeded: okay. i just panicked at the last minute,
i mean its like this huge step and technically i still have my bimbo
stepford boyfriend
adhasnovds: so what? it's not like you're
sleeping with the chick
adhasnovds: it's just a
kiss
TrojansNotNeeded: it isn't just a kiss. its the kiss. its the
first kiss of the rest of my life. and what if it isn't amazing. why
if im not gay. what if im asexual
TrojansNotNeeded: destined to a
convent and a woolen frock for the duration of my years
adhasnovds:
what if you're an insane psycho freak that's paranoid over nothing?
oh wait, you've already got that down.
adhasnovds: you
know...
adhasnovds: you could always just kiss your sister's
friend if you don't want to kiss taycen
TrojansNotNeeded:
no.
TrojansNotNeeded: and that discussion is closed. she
officially hates me. i tried to talk to her and she yelled at me and
made me feel bad inside.
adhasnovds: what'd you
do
TrojansNotNeeded: nothin!
TrojansNotNeeded: i just said hey
to her
adhasnovds: bradshaw...
TrojansNotNeeded: seriously
dude. i promise.
adhasnovds: sigh fine…
TrojansNotNeeded: are
you ok?
adhasnovds: huh? oh…yeah. i just…stuff on my mind.
bugging me
TrojansNotNeeded: maybe talking about it will
help?
adhasnovds: i haven't talked to anyone about it.
ever
adhasnovds: i'm too scared to
TrojansNotNeeded: well i
mean, technically you don't really know me...
adhasnovds: true,
but...this is the only thing i'm worried about people judging me
for
TrojansNotNeeded: well. i say, the past is the past and it
really shouldn't have any bearing on the future or the
present.
adhasnovds: sigh promise not to freak
out?
TrojansNotNeeded: of course janet. im bradshaw for gods
sakes. im the epitome of calm
adhasnovds: ok. takes deep breath
four years ago i...
adhasnovds: i
adhasnovds: i can't do
this
TrojansNotNeeded: thats okay
TrojansNotNeeded: you know.
when you're ready or whatever
TrojansNotNeeded: im in no
hurry
adhasnovds: i'm sorry :-\ god you probably think i'm a total
freak
TrojansNotNeeded: nah just a hybrid freak
adhasnovds:
gee, thanks..
TrojansNotNeeded: at least you aren't a grade a
genuine freak A zoid
TrojansNotNeeded: lol
adhasnovds: woooow.
you know a lot of those?
TrojansNotNeeded: i am one of
those
TrojansNotNeeded: lol
adhasnovds: lol great…i know how
to pick 'em
TrojansNotNeeded: oh really? so ur saying you picked
me when i was the one that emailed you?
adhasnovds: a minor
detail…
TrojansNotNeeded: lol
adhasnovds: i better get going,
cindy's gonna be here soon
TrojansNotNeeded: oh yeah of course.
have a good night. hope you feel better
adhasnovds: talking to you
always helps. thanks again