A/N: Tay and I were trying to find a cute way for the babies to say "Grandpap" and Tay looked up some crazy nicknames, came up with some hawaiian thing that I couldn't even pronounce, and htne siad "BUMPA!" so we used that, and just started laughing to hte pointhwere I started crying from laughing. SO thats the story of how Carlisle became known as Bumpa by Kai and Caleb.~And by Tay and I as well because it's funny.~ ANother note, Esme is known as Yaya because well We found it funny. It's the chinese way to say Grandma :3 Now if you're wondering how Tali's babies are smart enough to know the Chinese version of Grandma? They're not, they just stumbled uponit on accident . and Bella's Zii, because thats the Italian for Aunt, and it sounds kinda like Izzy without the I in front of it, which could be a nickname for Isabella . And Rosalie's known as TeeTee*which sounds like my cat's name Titty. xD* and Emmett's known as Cookie, and I instantly though of the COokie Monster and pictured Emmett all "Rawr Imma eat your cookies!" and chasing Kai and Cale around the room....and Edward's known as Fluffly Because of his fluffy hair, and Renesmee is 1) a mouthful, and 2) known as Renie Yah, i had like 4 energy drinks today...which is the only reason these nicknames are so weird. Also, Kai's special nickname for Caleb is Cale. It sounds like...cayl, i cant really get how it sounds unless i'm saying it Lol. Well Buhbyes from Tali 3 have fun reading.

TPOV:

He broke the kiss, and I said, "I love you Jazz." and I took my jacket off because I was starting to get a little hot. I then proceeded to take my sweatshirts off using the whole, pull arms in through all of shirts, pull the sweatshirts through the head hole of the sweater, and then push my arms back through the sweater meathod. "There we go, now i'm much more comfortable." I said and threw my two sweatshirts at Jasper. He caught them and threw them into his backpack. I took the hat off and then took the braids out of my hair and shook my head, trying to get my hair to go back to the normal way. "Jasper, you made my hair all wavy! I hate it when my hair's all wavy." I said and gave him a small smack. I noticed that he was smirking, and looking me up and down. "Jasper, what are you thinking?" I asked.

"I'm thinking that you look beautiful with your hair wavy, especially in the light that these rocks are producing." he said blowing out the lantern once more, and then laid me down on the blanket and started kissing me. I closed my eyes and smiled against his lips as I kissed back. I felt his tongue lick my lower lip, and my lips parted slighlty. His tongue darted into my mouth, and when our tongues met it was amazing, I got both his feelings and mine as our tongues danced with one another. He rolled us over so that I was on top of him, and straddling his waist. I felt his arousal poking at me. I broke the kiss and started kissing and sucking on his neck. He let out a soft moan, and started stroking my hair.

"Jasper, I think that you're getting a little bit too excited." I said sitting up on his waist, and then decided to thrust my hips against his. He moaned out again and smiled, his eyes still closed. After my thrust, he decided to thrust his his upward, makign me have an urge to moan out like he was just doing. "Jasper. I'm sorry, but I...I don't even want to do this. Even if we're clothed and there's no penetration, I don't want to do anything more than kiss right now, okay?" I said and rolled off of him, lying down next to him. He sighed, but nodded.

"I have something else I wanted to show you besides this lovely spot." He said with a small smile.

"Oh, really?" I asked, he nodded, and stood up. I got off the blanket and he shoved it back into his backpack. He grabbed my hand and led me deeper into the ended up in anotehr room, about half the size as the room with the glowing stones. I saw a few pools of water at various locations throughout the room.

"They're natural hotsprings." He whispered in my ear, "Would you care to get in one with me?" He asked pressing his lips to my neck. I nodded.

"Wait, we dont have bathing suits." I said.

"Well, Actually we do, in my backpack, but I was thinking maybe we could either go in there with nothing but our under clothes on, or with nothing at all, but I came prepared with bathing suits if you weren't comfortable with that." He said and I felt his smile against my neck as his arms wrapped themselves around my waist.

I grabbed at his arms, trying to get him to let go of me. He did, and I walked over to the nearest hotspring. I pulled my shirt up over my head, then removed my three pairs of pants and threw all four items at Jasper with a playful smirk on my face. "Want me to keep removing my clothing?" I asked trying ot be sexy, and probably failing because I had no experience with it. He nodded, his eyes never leaving my chest. "Well too bad, you're going to have to remove some of your clothing before I remove the rest of mine." I said. He had his clothes off within a few seconds and he had a huge grin on his face. "Well, you have to come over here first." I said. He ran over, with the backpack in his hand for some reason. He pulled out some form of portable music player and hooked his Mp3 player up to it. Ticks by Brad Paisley started playing, and I started giggling and I stepped into the spring. It felt just like a hottub, minus the water jets. He climbed in with me and then started singing along, as I eased myself into his lap. "Every time you take a sip, in this smokey atmosphere, you press that bottle to your lips, and I wish I was your beer. And in the small there of your back, your jeans are playing peek-a-boo, i'd like to see hte other half of your butterfly tattoo, Hey that gives me an idea, lets get ouf othis bar, drive out into the country and find a place to park, cuz i'd like tosee you out in the moonlight, I'd like to kiss you, way backin the sticks, I'd like to walk you through a feild of wild flowers and i'd like to check you for ticks. I know a perfect little path, out in these woods i used to hunt, dont woryry baby i got our back, and i've also got your front.' He said squeezing one of my breasts, "I'd hate to waste a night like this I'll keep you safe you wait and see, the only thing allowed to crawl all over you, when we get there is me." He sang and kissed my neck. I turned myself around, so that I was facing him instead of having him at my back, and I kissed him. He buried his face in the crook of my neck, and inhaled deeply.

"Jasper, what are you doing," I asked backing away slightly.

"Just trying to get used to your scent, surprisingly in the eighteen months we've been together I'm still having trouble with getting used to your scent." He whispered against my neck. He licked along my jugular and I shivered, both with fright and pleasure. I was scared that he'd lose control and bite me. "Love, don't worry, I'm in control." He murmured and his hands reached up to the back of my bra.

"Jasper, are you going to remove the rest of my clothing?" I asked as he continued licking my neck.

"I'm sorry love, but you're making it impossible for me to resist." He said bringing his mouth up to meet mine. He couldn't seem to get the clasps with one hand, so he decided to use both hands. "Who the hell designed bras, whoever it is made it impossible to unhook them." He said and got frustrated to the point where he just ripped the fabric off. I giggled.

"So you want me to walk around braless for the rest of the day then?" I asked, and slid off of his lap, moving over to the other side of the spring.

"Sure, if it were up to me, I'd ask you to walk around without anything on for the rest of the day, but we're going to have to go pick up Caleb and Kai in a few hours." He said, staring at my breasts the whole time.

"Um Jasper, my face is up here love." I said with a laugh, grabbing his arm and pulling him over to me so that he was close to sitting on my lap. He kissed my lips, then his mouth worked its way down to my neck, sucking on that sensative spot he found earlier in the morning, and then continued his downward path ending up at my breasts. "Jasper, maybe we shouldn't...I mean, I really don't know if you can control yourself, It's not that I don't trust you love, it's just i'm a bit worried on what might happen if you accidentally slip up, or if you accidentally squeeze me too tight." I said trying to back away from him.

"You keep sending me mixed messages Tali. But I suppose you have a point." He sighed and then got out of the hotspring. We got dressed, and then went back to the Cullen's house and spent the rest of the morning and half of hte afternoon watcihng movies, and listening to music.

KPOV:

Caleb's and my Bumpa and Yaya dropped us off at some weird building, we both looked at each other, "Kai, where are we?' Cale asked.

'I don't know.' I responded.

"Hey you two this is a daycare, seeing as your uncles and aunts are busy, same with your parents we're leaving you here so that these nice people can take care of you, your mother will be here to pick you two up in a few hours, okay?" Bumpa said kneeling down infront of us. We smiled and nodded at him. "So you two behave yourself," his voice lowered slightly, "Meaning no throwing things with your mind Caleb, and Kai, no making people do things that they shouldn't be doing." He said and ruffled our hair.

"Hello," Some old lady said to Bumpa. "Are you the parents of these two?" Cale and I started giggling, 'no of course not silly!' we said to each other.

"Oh, well, no we're not, we're technically the grandparents." Bumpa said with a smile.

"Really? You two seem a little bit young to be grandparents." She said looking confused.

"Well all of our children are adopted and most of them are over eighteen, and already married, and well these two are my middle son's children." Bumpa said with a smile.

"Oh." The old lady said, "Well okay then." She said and Yaya and Bumpa left, leaving us in the strange place.

We just had one of our conversations all day, about why we were here, who the mysteriuos JJ was, was he our papa, or was he just mama's friend, and if he was just mama's friend why was he treating us like that?

'Cale, what do you say we have some fun and I make the people do something funny?' I asked my brother knowing that JJ and mama would be coming to get us soon.

'Kai, you heard Bumpa, he said no using our special abilities.' Cale said frowning at me. The old lady was looking at us as if we were aliens for talking to each other. I remembered that Zii, Cookie, Fluffly, and TeeTee said that we weren't like normal children, that normal children don't sit there, look at each other and hear the other's thoughts. We tried that with Renie and couldn't get anything from her.

'Cale! come on, who cares what Bumpa says! He's not Mama or JJ.' I said and thought, ' do the chicken dance' at the owner. she jumped up on her reception desk and started doing the chicken dance. Just as JJ and Mama walked in. 'JJ go join the lady on the table.' I thought with a giggle. Cale joined in with my giggling as JJ Jumped onto the desk and did the Chicken Dance with the old lady. Mama started laughing too and picked me up. "Kai, don't do things like that, make them stop." She said as her laugh died. I frowned, I liked Mama's laughing. 'Stop' I thought at JJ and the lady.

JPOV:

I had a random urge to join Mrs. Snicklecomjo with her Chicken Dancing. I did so and made a face at Kai, as her and Caleb started giggling. I heard Tali saying "Kai don't do things like that make them stop." after she finished laughing with the children. I jumped off the reception desk with a laugh. We hurried up and grabbed Kai and Caleb and took off from the Day care center. We arrived at the house and I told Tali, "Hey, maybe we should show the twins their present I made them." She nodded and I led the three of them upstairs. I went into my room, and then opened what used to be Alice's closet. My clothes were all in the dressers and Alice had filled the closet up with her clothes. I decided to give the clothes to Esme so she could take them to a womans shelter or good will or some odd thing like that. I saw Kai and Caleb's eyes light up as they saw that I made them a gigantic play room, with a swingset, slide, sandbox, and any other contraption that children enjoy playing on.

"Jasper!" Tali said and hugged me, "Wow! That's so amazing, you're such a great guy." I gave her a kiss and she leaned away from me. "Jasper, I know what that kind of kissing means, and we can't do that especially in front of Kai and Caleb." She said with a smile, then stood on her tiptoes and kissed my nose. I laughed.

I then heard Emmett serenading Rosalie with a random country song he probably heard earlier today on the radio and I got some funfilled lusty emotions. "You need hands, rough not soft, to come and warm you up, up in that cold hayloft, let me hold you li'l darling in my big strong arms, can't get these kinda muscles anywhere but a farm. Hey I'm a country man, a city boy can't do the things I can I can grow my own groceries and soft cure a ham, hey baby i'm a country man. I got a jeep, with camoflauged seats, taht way nobody sees us parked back up in these trees, your little iPods loaded with Hoobastank, don't be a tape player hater girl we're groovin' to Hank. Hey i'm a country man, A city boy can't do the things I can, I can hotwire your tractor and plow up your land hey baby i'm a country man." I tried to drown them two out and pulled Tali closer and we watched the two of them play.

"Emmett, You are not a country man, I bet you didn't even grow up on a farm. So stop singing that song, and stop feeling that way unless you want me to jump on Tali and go at it with her in front of Kai and Caleb." I said with a laugh.

"What song was he singing?" Tali asked turning to look at me.

"Country Man by Luke Bryan." I said and gave her a small kiss on the neck. The fire in my throat started burning more than usual, my mouth started filling up with venom, and it was hard to resist the urge to bite into her neck and drink her blood, I darted across the room to get a breath of fresh air from the window.

"Jasper?" I heard her whisper from across the room.

"Stay over there, I'll be fine in a few minutes." I said loud enough for her to hear. I walked into the bathroom and washed my face off trying to snap myself out of it. "Come on Jasper, you can do it, you can resist the urge to go kill the woman you love." I said trying to give myself a peptalk. I looked at myself in the mirror, and saw that my eyes were as black as I would let them get. I was starting to get a little bit better with just Tali at least, but when I was in a room with all three of them, I couldn't handle it. Caleb had her vanilla scent, and Kai had her cinnamon scent, so I was being attacked from all sides with her scent. I sighed and walked back out to the room and over to Tali. I wrapped my arms around her waist, "Tali, I'm going to go hunt, I'll be back by the morning." I whispered and kissed her cheek.

"Okay, have fun I guess. Wait, are you going alone?" She asked, sounding worried.

"Yeah, why?" I asked getting confused, she knows I can take care of myself.

"Well, I just...I have a bad feeling that something's going to happen to you if you go out there tonight, but it's probably just me being overly paranoid. Go have fun, go catch some big tiger for me." She whispered with a laugh. "It's kinda funny, Edward likes Lions, you like Tigers, and Emmett likes bears, it's like the whole "Lions and Tigers and bears oh my!" thing from The Wizard of Oz." She said laughing even more.

"Okay, but then I won't be back by morning, I'll be back by early tomorrow afternoon." I said and gave her another kiss. "Should I go through the window, or the door?" I asked, I needed to get out of that room, fast, and the quickest way out was through the window.

"Window. The kids are distracted by their new playroom, so just go through the window, they wont notice." She said and gave me a quick kiss before I took off out the window. I landed on the ground with a quiet thud and took off for the woods. I ran closer to the mountains and tried to find some form of tiger. I caught the scent of another vampire and tensed, it wasn't anyone from the family, or any of the family friends, so I prepared myself for the worst and continued on my way.

I saw a glimpse of honey blonde hair and froze where I stood, whoever it was, they were going towards the house, and there was a feeling of bloodlust coming from them. I chased after whoever the vampire was and tackled him to the ground shortly after we reached the clearing behind the house. "You." he growled glaring at me. I realized that the vampire was actually Seth.

"Oh shi--" I started and Seth grabbed me and slammed me into the side of the house, causing a few of the stones from the chimney to fall down to the ground. "What the hell are you doing here?" I asked him as I jumped away from the house trying to keep away from him.

"Oh, well I was in the neighborhood, and figured I'd stop by and try to find you." He said with a smirk. "And I caught an amazing scent of cinnamon and vanilla coming from this house and figured I'd stop in and have a snack before coming to find you." He finished.

"I'm not letting you near Tali, or her children." I growled at him and lunged at him, trying to get at his throat. He grabbed me by my throat and slammed me to the ground.

"Oh, so that's Tali i'm smelling? And what's this about children? You got my girl pregnant?" He asked, anger filling his burgundy eyes.

"No, you did." I said getting off the ground and trying to kick him in the chest, he grabbed my leg and threw me down again.

"I wouldn't continue doing that if I were you, see, now I'm the one who can hurt you while you can't hurt me. I'm not one of those bloody newborns you dealt with a century ago, I'm a few months over the Newborn stage and I've had training so that I could kill you, but my master wants me to bring you back alive, so I won't actually kill you, but I will demonstrate my abilities for you." He said with another smirk.

"Emmett, stop fucking your wife and get out here to help me!" I shouted and rolled myself backwards to get into a standing position, not knowing what Seth's abilities were I prepared myself for the worst. The next thing I knew a few of the tree's to my left exploded, which made me jump. "Y..you did that?" I asked, getting slightly worried. What if he can do that to vampires...or even worse, humans. I glanced worriedly up at the room where Tali, Kai, and Caleb were and then looked back at Seth.

"So thats where they are..." He said and turned around and tried to climb up there, I grabbed his leg and yanked him down off the window wall and threw him to the ground.

"Emm Seriuosly! Get your ass down here! I need help with this." I said, and Seth kicked me in the chest, with enough force to send me flying through the window wall, up into Carlisle's office. "Ouch, Dammit!" I said as I landed ontop of Carlisle.

"Jasper, nice of you to drop in, but why did you decide to break the window?" Carlisle asked from underneath me.

"Haha, very funny Carlisle. I didn't decide to, Seth is back, only in vampire form, and he's kicking my ass out there because Emmett's too busy fucking Rosalie to help me." I said getting annoyed. Just then Emmett came into the room.

"I was just going to come out there and help you..." Emmett said, and then looked out the giant hole in the window. "Um he's not out there anymore." Emmett said. I looked out the window and saw that he ws back to climbing up the side of the house. I sighed and climbed outside and made my way over so that I was right infront of the window to my room.

"Jasper? What are you doing, I thought you went hunting?" Tali asked from the bed.

"I was, and then I came across Seth, and he wants some revenge on me and he also thought you'd make a lovely snack for him." I growled and jumped down from my spot and kicked Seth in the face knocking him down with me. Emmett jumped from the window and then grabbed Seth's arms and held them behind his back.

"I hold him you punch." he said with one of his goofy grins. I sighed and started punching him.

"Oh well Lookie here, it's the oaf who spoiled my fun the first time." Seth said, and brought his leg back to kick Emmett right in the crotch. "Lillith, get out here." he said and then lunged for me again, this time somehow managing to bite me. The venom stung but I was used to it after my century of being attacked like that. He grabbed me and tried to rip my arm off, almost succeeding until Emmett came and tackled him down into the trees from the side. I followed them trying to make sure that Emmett didn't end up losing a limb from this fight. I saw that Emmett had Seth by the throat and was squeezing tightly, to the point where if he was human his face would probalby be blue from the lack of oxygen. Just then a tall girl with blood red eyes that seemed too big for her thin face and long wavy black hair came out, wearing the same evil smirk as Seth. Seth gave a pointed look at me, and she raised her hand, and I thought that something was going to shoot out of her hand the way she was moving so I tensed up getting ready for an impact. All of a sudden, everything went black.

SPOV:

I was tackled into the woods by that big oaf and we went tumbling around ont he ground, knocking over a few trees in the process. I punched him in the face and rolled away from him. "You son of a bitch." I said and lunged for his throat, he quickly got out of the way and grabbed me by the back of the neck.

"Oh, so I'm the son of a bitch?" He said squeezing my neck slightly. "I wonder, if I squeeze hard enough will your head actually pop off?" He asked. He lifted me up off the ground and tightened his grip on my neck. I saw my mate Lillith come out of her hiding spot in the trees, and gave a pointed look at the blonde one. She then used her ability and made the two of them unconscious. I felt the grip on my throat loosen, and pulled myself away from the oaf as he fell to the ground.

"What should we do with this one?" She asked, kicking his body as I picked up the blonde one.

"Just leave him, he'll wake up in a few hours but he won't know what happened to his brother." I said and walked off to the building Aro told us to meet him at in Seattle.

TPOV:

I had just put Kai and Caleb in their crib over in the other room and went back to Jasper's room. I started scanning through his book collection and cleaning up some of the burnt out candles from earlier. After finishing that task I decided to lay on the bed and look out the window. It was then that I heard the crash upstairs followed by Jasper's swearing. A few moments later, Jasper was sitting in the window he'd jumped out of a half hour ago. "Jasper? What are you doing, I thought you were hunting?" I asked.

He responded with "I was, then I came across Seth, and he wants some revenge on me and he also thought you'd make a lovely snack for him." he growled and jumped from the window. I ran over to the window, and saw Emmett jumping from the window to Carlisle's office, and watched as Emmett grabbed Seth's arms and pulled them behind his back and Jasper started punching seth.

I winced as Seth kicked Emmett right in the crotch. Carlisle came into the room then, claiming that the view was better from this room than his office. "Why aren't you downthere helping?" I asked, kind of angry with Carlisle.

"Well you know I don't like violence, and I'm not too much help in a fight." He said and we both watched as Emmett tackled Seth into the woods and Jasper followed. Carlisle apparently sensed my worry and tried to cheer me up, "Jasper knows what he's doing, he's dealt with fighting vampires before. He's going to come out of those woods in a few minutes so we know he's okay, and then probably go hunt." Those few minutes passed, and I started pacing the floor, counting my steps.

"Carlisle! He's not back yet. Maybe you should go check on them?" I asked, still pacing and counting.

Carlisle sighed and then jumped out the open window. I continued pacing, looking out the window occasionally. My eye widened and I gasped as I saw Carlisle carrying an unconscious Emmett back to the house. I ran downstairs, leaving Kai and Caleb asleep in their crib. "Carlisle, is he alright?" I asked as I took in Emmett's unconscious form. "Wait, where's Jasper?" I asked, expecting Jasper to come in any moment and pull me into a hug.

"I...I didn't see him, or Seth. I think Seth may have kidnapped him or something." Carlisle said, checking Emmett to see if he was actually hurt, and trying to see why Emmett was unconsious.

"My Jasper...has been...Jaspernapped?" I asked and started having a mini panic attack. "No...no, no, no!" I said, falling to the ground, and curling up into the fetal position. I started rocking back and forth and then started crying. "Carlisle, why would anyone want to Jaspernap Jasper?" I asked, I was surprised he could understand me, I couldn't even understand what I was saying.

"I don't know dear, but you crying and having a miniature panic attack won't bring him back, now get up off the floor, go to my office and grab my bag. Oh and while you're up there tell Rosalie and Esme what happened." Carlisle said, still trying to figure out what caused Emmett's blackout.