Chapter 5
Idiots and Introductions
Naruto just laughed………………………..and said
"Sakura I knew you were a Sasuke obsessed fan-girl but I didn't know you were a stupid Sasuke obsessed fan girl."
"You……………………." Sakura started
"But you know what I'm not going to, argue because you know what they say, 'don't argue with an idiot first they will bring you down to their level then beat you with experience.'" Naruto said with a wink toward the Hokage who rolled he eyes in amusement.
Sakura ready to shoot out profanity stopped when she heard a chuckle of amusement & turned to look for the source but could not find or see any one behind her.
"Guzu really you shouldn't tease the fan-girl it might overload her brain"
Sakura still not being able to find the source shouted to the back of the room her face red with anger. "You bi...........!"
"Sakura! That-is-enough! Show some respect for you superiors!" Tsunade said cutting of Sakura mid yell. "Well since the rest of the team has made themselves known we should start the introductions but first."
Tsunade pulled out a manila folder and motioned for Sasuke to take it from her."Here Uchiha read this it is important."
Sasuke opened the folder and a he read his eyes grew wide and did something no one ever expected he stated laughing with tears leaking from his eyes.
(Now we interrupt this story to bring you ////////////////Kakashi's corner: "OMG the world is really coming to an end first Naruto now Sasuke! Noooooooooooo……………………………!" Inner Kakashi breaks out into song "It's the end of the world as we know it, It's the end of the world as we know it" Icha- Icha Paradise magically pops in to his hand "And I feel fine!" ////////// Now back to the story)
When he finally calmed down enough to form words he looked at the hokage and asked. "Where is he?"
Tsunade shook off the shock of seeing his show so much emotion (or any emotion for that matter) on his usually passive face and said, "He has been here the whole time but seeing that his partner ruined the element of surprise……………………"
"Fun sucker!" Naruto yelled to across the room interrupting Tsunade.
"Slow Poke!" came the voice from earlier
"Akitsuki reject!"
"Fan-girl wanabee!"
"Oh! You have gone too far! Come out here and fight like the ANBU you are!" A kuni flew and cut off a piece of Naruto's hair.
"Hey!"
"You said fight like and ANBU! Remember we fight from the shadows!" Came a defensive reply
"Okay that is it! Quit arguing like school children and shut up before I make you take separate missions!" shouted and irate Tsunade.
"Sorry Obaa-chan!" came a chorused reply
"I'm not old!" A chair flew
"Sorry! Please don't hurt the furniture!" A blond girl went flying pass them stopping the chair form becoming tooth picks. "Got it!" She shouted doing a little victory dance.
Everyone stared at the girl who could be passed off as Naruto's female clone.
"I guess I should come out now since our cover is blown" Came a slightly annoyed but amused drawl as they walked out from the shadows. Everything got quiet.
Three people in the room tensed.
Sakura in fright
Kakashi in caution
And Sasuke in excitement
"Wow…………………Talk about akward." Naruto's voice came penetrating the silence.
Snort "Talk about understatement of the year" Came a whispered reply.
Naruto opens his mouth to reply but was once again cut off by Tsunade.
"Okay you two that is enough can we finish introductions so I can give you the information for the mission?"
"Yes mama" came another coursed reply.
"Good" She smiled
"Now let me introduce Itachi Uchiha, Tatsumaki Soba Namikaze, and Naruto Namikaze; Konohas very own Weasel, Vixen, and Kitsune………………………………….dramatic pause………………………………Team demon."
Okay people I am way to lazy to explain what Sasuke read just know that Itachi is innocent.