A/N Okay, so I figured we'd start this off with a really funny prank I saw on that VH1s top 40 pranks. So yes, I do not own the prank I'm just using it. I forget who did it but it was fricking hilarious! So I'm using it. Oh and I have no idea when Jasper's birthday is, I think its like April 18th or something If anyone knows when it is, please tell me I'm like freaking out over it. Well whenever it is, just a few days before then is when the Prank War starts.

Disclaimer: As usual: Don't own the characters, I just own the plots I put them in. except for most of these pranks…which I found either on the internet, or on TV on those prank shows. And for the rest of my Disclaimer, go check the first chapter I'm too lazy to throw it in here.

CPOV:

We all split up and went to our separate rooms. I really don't know which rooms everyone else went to, but I was doing my evil plotting in my study. "Hmm, get revenge on Alice for her prank last time, or go after one of the boys…" I mused to myself quietly as I paced across the floor. "One of the boys, Alice will surely see what's coming for her, so I'll have to be sneaky with my Alice prank…but the boys, especially Emmett will be completely unaware if I play my cards right." I continued. "I really need to stop talking to myself." I sighed.

"Okay…so let's see…" I said and walked over to my closet. I rummaged through my things, and found a blindfold. I smiled to myself and then walked down the hallway to Esme's plotting grounds, also known as our bedroom. I knocked on the door and she pulled me in quickly.

"What do you want Carlisle?" She asked.

I held up the blindfold and said, "I've got a prank idea and I'm going to need your help if we're going to pull it off, in fact you're a key factor to my prank idea."

"CARLISLE! Stop translating Disney songs to Gaelic! If you must block me out of your head, do something that I can actually stand!" Edward shouted from his secret hideout.

"Why Disney songs?" My dear wife asked.

"Because I wanted to annoy Edward." I said as if it were obvious.

"So what's your prank idea love?" She asked sitting on the bed. I sat next to her and pulled her onto my lap.

"Well, I don't know if you'd like it, but I was thinking…" I said and lowered my voice so that only Esme could hear it.

"Oh wow, that's devious Carlisle! I love it, I'm in." Esme said and gave me a quick kiss.

We heard Alice's bell like laughter from her bedroom down the hall. "Nice Carlisle! I can't wait to watch that one!" she said through her laughter.

"So we need to find you a 'sexy' little outfit to wear." I said with a grin.

"Well I don't think I have any more 'sexy' outfits. I think you may have destroyed all of them by now." She said giving me a playful punch to the shoulder.

"Oh come now love, I couldn't have destroyed all of them." I said with a laugh.

"Well all of the extremely sexy ones, yes." She said lightly slapping me on the cheek.

"Well then, let's go ask Alice or Rosalie if they'll let you borrow one of their outfits." I said taking her hand and leading her down the hallway to Alice's bedroom.

I didn't bother knocking and walked right in. Alice quickly jumped onto her desk, covering her prank blueprints by sitting on them. "You two are trying to get a peek at my pranks!" She accused.

"No, we just need a nice outfit for Esme." I said laughing.

"Oh…well okay then." Alice said and danced over to her closet. She came out holding three outfits that would probably fit Esme the best. The first, a cowgirl outfit, which would be perfect if we used Jasper, the second a French maid outfit, and the third was a pirate.

"I say you two go with Jasper, and use this one." Alice said holding up the cowgirl outfit. The top was a light pink, with sleeves that came down to the elbows and tied just below the breasts. The bottoms were a pair of Daisy Duke short shorts with a gun holster around the waist. Alice also bought cowboy boots, a sheriff badge, and a cowboy hat to match the outfit. "Now get out. I have some planning to do." Alice said and shoved us both out the door and slammed it after we were in the hallway.

"You go get yourself all dolled up while I go get Jasper." I said placing my hand on her behind and giving her a push towards our bedroom door. "Oh, and if I like that outfit on you, I'm going to ask Alice if we can keep it." I said with a wink and then took off down the hallway before she could respond.

I heard Jasper mumbling to himself trying to figure out whom he should prank first and which prank to pull on whom. I knocked on the door to his study and entered without waiting for a response. "Hey Carlisle…what brings you here, do you have some grand scheme for a prank that needs my help?" Jasper asked.

"No, I just remembered that I got you an early birthday present and well its kind of here now." I said trying to be persuasive.

"Oh…well what is it?" Jasper asked, pausing mid step in his pacing.

"Well it's a surprise." I said and threw the blindfold at him. "Here, put that on."

Jasper put it on, I glanced over at the clock and saw that it was 11:59 and smiled as it turned to 12:00. So my prank's going to be the first prank of our little prank war. I thought, my smile getting bigger. "Okay, lead the way dad." Jasper said sounding annoyed, probably because that was a blindfold that even with a vampire's enhanced vision couldn't see through.

I grabbed his arm and pulled him downstairs. "Okay, now don't worry about what Alice has to say about this, I already cleared it over with her. She says that it's perfectly fine." I said trying to hold in my laughter.

"O…Kay…do I want to know what this present is?" Jasper asked and stopped walking. I yanked on his arm.

"Okay fine I'll tell you, see now me and the boys thought it'd be fun to hire a stripper for you." I said, trying to keep my emotions in check.

"Oh…and what do you expect me to do with this stripper?" Jasper asked.

"Well, keep the blindfold on, and just feel her up or something." I said.

"Okay…" Jasper said and continued following me.

We reached where Esme was; she had the outfit on, and looked amazing in it. She put her hair into braided pigtails and smiled at me. I mouthed, "turn around," at her and she did. "Okay Jasper. Have fun, and remember, keep that blindfold on." I said and walked over to the couch to sit down and watch my lovely prank fall into place. Alice, Bella, Rosalie, Tali, Sophie and Emmett all came downstairs; Edward was still plotting away in his room. The girls started giggling when Jasper started to feel up Esme, starting with her rear and then moving up to her chest.

"Okay, I'm sorry this is just too awkward." Esme said. Jasper froze, apparently he knew the sound of Esme's voice, and realized whom he was feeling up.

"C-Carlisle…can I take this damn blindfold off now?" He asked.

"Sure." I said with a laugh.

As soon as the blindfold came off, Jasper made one of the stupidest faces ever made, and let out one of the most girlish screams I've ever heard. Luckily Emmett had a digital camera with him so we could watch this prank and hear Jasper's girlish shriek over and over again "That's just not right Carlisle!" Jasper said and threw the blindfold at me. The girls, Emmett and I all started laughing to the point that if Alice, Rosalie, Emmett and I were still human, tears would be coming out of our eyes, and since Tali, Sophie and Bella were human, their eyes were watering, as Jasper let out one of the longest strings of profanities ever spoken. Tali and Sophie literally started rolling on the floor laughing.

"Ugh! I'm going to be traumatized for the rest of my existence because of you guys." Jasper said and threw his arms up into the air, making us laugh even more.

"Oh and being in those vampire wars didn't traumatize you?" Rosalie asked after her laughter died down.

"Shut it Rose." Jasper said and stomped his way back upstairs.

"Hey Alice. Do you think we can keep that cowgirl outfit?" I asked with a grin.

"Sure thing Carlisle, it was too big on me anyways." Alice said and all six of them went back upstairs to continue plotting.

"If you didn't say anything Jasper would have kept going." I said with a laugh.

"Yeah, which is why I said something. I mean that was just weird. The only man that I'll ever let "feel me up" would be you Carlisle." My dear wife said and sat down on my lap.

"Okay that's fair." I said and carried her upstairs.