A/N: Okay, I thought of a funny prank that Jasper could do on Carlisle as payback, at least to me it's funny...Well anyways, I'm excited that I actually got 3 reviewa...though 2 of them are from my friend Tay...who's actually helping me think of the funniest pranks (e.g. i ask, "Which is funnier, this or that?" and she gives me her opinion.) Sadly she was not on for my torn between two decision helping this time, so I just went with the one that I liked best. So enjoy this lovely chapter and remember, leave me some reviews and give me fun ideas for pranks. (I'm finding most of mine on the internet on prankster sites.) Have fun reading this chapter (Sorry that it's so short! I couldn't think of a way to drag this out any more than I already accomplished.)

Disclaimer: As Usual: Don't own the characters cept for Tali & Sophie(the name at least.) Stephenie owns them. I'm just putting them at war with one another. Also I don't own any products that are used in my pranks. Those are owned by whoever came up with them...

JPOV:

"I have to think of something to get Carlisle back." I mumbled and started pacing around my study. "Hmm, let's see, I could program his TV so that it's Dora the Explorer all the time...and tie him to a chair and force him to actually watch it...no...that's just stupid...I could make it so that his Mercedes can only play Radio Disney, and nothing else...then again, Carlisle likes most of the Disney music, so that's more of an Emmett or Edward prank...hmm what to do..." I mused.

Alice suddenly burst through the door with a huge grin on her face.

"Jasper!! I just got a great idea for a prank on Carlisle." She said, her grin widened if that were possible.

"What is it love?" I asked quietly, just in case Carlisle and Esme were listening in. She whispered her idea into my ear. "Wow Alice, that's...just cruel. I love it." I said laughing with her.

. We were relaxing in the living room with Carlisle the next day. The doorbell rang and Carlisle got up to answer it. "Carlisle, I wouldn't do that if I were you." Edward said from upstairs.

"Edward, it's Jasper pranking me. How bad could it be if he's the one pranking me." Carlisle said with a laugh and opened the door. As soon as he opened the door he was attacked by a stampede of the girls, fangirls to be precise. It ended with a dogpile on Carlisle. I raised my eyebrow at Alice. We sat there and watched as the girls started hugging and kissing Carlisle. "Jasper, this is just cruel." Carlisle said as he climbed his way out of the dogpile.

"Where'd he go?" One of the girls asked. Carlisle took off to his office, as fast as he could in front of the human girls. He closed the door behind him and blockaded it off.

"Hey, there's a ladder in the garage...and his office has a gigantic window." Alice and I said and led them to the garage.

We put the ladder up against the window wall and the girls started climbing up it. They opened the window to Carlisle's office, and continued the dogpile of kissing hugging, and trying to get some of Carlisle's stuff. Alice and I climbed up the ladder and sat in the opening of the window. We watched and couldn't contain our laughter as some of the girls started trying to get his clothes. When one girl got his button up shirt she stood up shouting "I GOT HIS SHIRT!" thus causing all of the girls to swarm that poor girl and try to get the shirt from her. I was laughing so hard that I almost fell out the window. Unfortunately for Carlisle, that only distracted half of the girls, the other half noted that he was wearing another shirt and tried to get that one. Just then Tali and Sophie walked in.

"DOG PILE ON CARLISLE!" Tali shouted and jumped into the mess of girls. "I'll save you Carlisle." She said, but then got pushed out by the sea of fangirls. "Uncool. Very uncool." Tali said and then tried to jump back in.

It continued on like that, until Carlisle was in his boxers, he finally escaped and jumped out the window. The fangirls nearly knocked Alice and I out the window as they tried to climb back down the ladder to go after him. "Wait...we're in Carlisle's office...let's just raid through his stuff." One of them said with a grin. A series of "Yeah!" followed that statement and they all started raiding his closet, and his desk. A few hours later, Carlisle came back in the house through the front door. The girls were still raiding through his things, and they heard Carlisle sigh and sit on the couch. They all swarmed downstairs and jumped onto him once more, making Alice and I laugh even harder. I noticed that Carlisle had managed to get up to Denali and borrow some of Eleazar's clothing before he came back to the house. The rest of the day was an endless loop of dogpiles, Carlisle running to a room in the house, the girls brekaing into said room, Carlisle escaping again, and the actions repeated themselves until well beyond ten at night.

"UNCALLED FOR!" Carlisle shouted and then went upstairs to wash all of the lipgloss prints off of him. The only piece of clothing he was wearing, that was still intact that is, was his boxers. Everything else was basically tattered, torn and well basically beyond repair. Carlisle figured he'd take a shower, and Alice and I told one of hte fangirls remaining to go hide upstairs in his bathroom's shower. We heard Carlisle's girlish shreik, very much like my own from last night, and we saw a blur run past us and to the basement door. Alice and I were on the ground rolling around with our laughter as the fangirl we told to hide in the shower came downstairs.

"That was fun guys." Tali said with a huge grin.

"So what exactly makes you a 'fangirl' of his?" Alice asked with a laugh.

"Because, he can play doctor." She said with a wink. Causing Alice and I to laugh even harder.

2nd A/N: See, now this was originally going to be the girls from the hospital but then I thought...Fangirls. There's probably a buhjillion Carlisle fangirls, (Myself included ;D)

Carlisle: T-T-they kept...dogpiling on me...

Me: Yes Carlisle...yes they did. -Pats Carlisle on the head.-

Carlisle: -Growls- And you hid in my shower.

Me: Yes, yes I did. -Continues my head-patting.-

Esme: Oh come here sweatheart, I won't let her hurt you anymore. -Hugs Carlisle-

Me: anyways. This was really fun to write...although I couldn't think of anymore randomness to throw in there...so I'm sorry for the shortness of it...I promise that the next ones will be longer than this one was. Lotsa Love from Taliana ;D