A/N: I felt the need to prank some of our innocent human characters in this story. (A.K.A. Tali and Sophie...A.K.A. Myself, and Tay.) And Emmett seemed more the person to this than Rosalie or Edward. And I lied again...This one's probably shorter than the last one ;-; I'm so sorry! I can't think of more elaborate schemes. Also...is Emmett's human last name, McCarty, or McCartHy? =/ My friend keeps saying it has an H in there, but I think it doesn't...actually I'm going to go check...(Is too busy drooling over Kellan Lutz's picture on the page of the Twilight Saga wiki page...) What was I looking up? OH right. Emmett's last name. McCarty! I knew it. more proof that I'm more obsessed with Twilight than my friend is. =D Okay anyways. read on Dear readers. read on. UGH now my other friend is telling me it's McCarthy with an h -.- If anyone knows Please tell me! It's killing me ;-;.
Disclaimer: Don't own characters...or sky dancers (Thats what mysister and I used to call them, I forget what they really were called. but they were like based off of certain characters, and like had a helicopter thing as arms and when you pushed a button they like flew up into the air.) or those mokney things with the cymbols...or basketballs, or sodapop bottles being used as bowling pins, or those robot things, or model trains, or tea lights, or ropes...yeah, i'm just going to stop my list now. I don't own any of the objects used in this prank. And the prank idea is actually based somewhat on A) The Parent Trap prank in that Linsay Lohan version, (I just randomly remembered it.) and B) Some of the crazy sleeping pranks that I located on the Internet.
EMPOV:
Sophie and Felivia fell asleep about an hour and a half into our prank war, meaning that they were the perfect target for my first prank. I snuck into their room and set up all of my boobie-traps, so that when they activated the first, the rest would follow in a certain pattern.
TPOV
Sophie and I went to bed shortly after 1:30...an hour and a half after our prank war started off. The annoying beeping noise of our alarm clock started gonig off at about 4:30AM. I tried to hit the snooze button to make it shut up, but my hand connected with the endtable. I opened one eye and noticed that my alarm clock was missing. "UGH Who moved the alarm clock?" I asked as I got out of bed to search where the annoying beeping was coming from. It sounded as if it was in the closet, so I walked over to the closet, opened the door and something made an odd noise. A bunch of rubber spiders and pingpong balls came falling down on top of me. I didn't realize they were rubber at first, so I started screaming for dear life and jumped onto Sophie's bed. "SOPHIE! We're under attack by spiders!" I said and then heard a creaking noise above our heads. I looked up and saw a bucket starting to tilt over. "Oh no...no, no, no..." I said and tried to jump out of the way of the pink mystery goo that was falling from the bucket.
Sophie sat up and watched as I slipped on one of the pingpong balls and grabbed a random piece of string that was above my head. The pink mystery goo and rubber snakes on her. Sophie started screaming and got up out of her bed. She slipped on some of the pink mystery goo, and then landed on the ground, snapping another string. The string somehow made whipped cream shoot out of a cannon and get both Sophie and I covered in white stuff. Sophie looked at me, and started laughing to the point where she fell over into the pink goo. "What's so funny?" I asked.
"You...makeup...hilarious..." she sputtered out between laughs. I ran over to the mirror, and saw that whoever had pulled this prank on us decided to shave one of my eyebrows off, and put so much makeup on my face I looked like I was a reject from clown college. Sophie rolled over and broke yet another string. Just then a bunch of balloons plummeted to the ground around us. They weren't water balloons, the balloons were full of honey. One exploded right on my head, so that my hair was covered with whipped cream and honey. My hands went to my head, and instantly noticed that something was missing. I looked over at my pillow and saw that whoever pulled this prank on us chopped off some of my hair while I was sleeping. "Hah, Jokes on you, I needed a hair cut anyways!" I shouted. I walked over to Sophie to pull her up off the ground and accidentally stepped on another string, that both made the curtains that Jasper put over the Window Wall for us open up, and made cannons shoot pies at Sophie and I. I glanced over at the window and saw Emmett, Jasper, Carlisle and Edward, all on one of those things that the window washer guys use to get to higher windows. I glared at Emmett and was about to go to the window to yell at them through the window, but I slipped on some of the honey, whipped cream, pink goo, and pie combination that was on the floor and landed on top of Sophie. I rolled over and I thought I saw Jasper's mouth form the words, "This would be better with some pudding thrown in..." as Sophie and I kept grabbing onto each other and falling back down when we tried to get up to a standing position. Just then the ceiling opened up over top of us, and a bunch of pistachio pudding. We kept falling over on top of each other, and apparently the guys were enjoying the sight of two girls in their underwear falling over each other in a bunch of honey, whipped cream, pink goo, pie, and pistachio pudding.
"You...Four...Are...CHEATERS!" Sophie and I yelled together, screaming after every word because we kept falling over while trying to stand up.
"How?" They asked.
"You're...only...allowed....to...have three...people...on your...team!" We said and I reached up to grab something to make me stand up right. Lo and behold it was another string that activated something weird. A basketball came rolling down a ramp, knocking over some sodapop bottles which were set up like bowling pins, which set off one of those skydancer things from when I was like eight, which hit a pole with a ball on it, which made the ball move around the poll, which activated one of those robots that walks around, which pushed a tea light to a rope, the flame from the tea light burned a rope, which activated a spinning steak knife, which activated another small ball to roll down a small ramp, which landed on the switch for a model train, which activated a second robot, which pushed another small ball, which activated a series of those monkeys with the cymbols, which fell onto an oversized button. As soon as the button was pressed, five cannons popped out of the wall. "Oh no...no no no." Sophie and I said together and cringed with fear, not knowing what would come out of those cannons. Next thing we knew we were covered with Rocky Road ice cream. The boys started laughing, probably at our expressions.
"We didn't cheat. This was all Emmett. We're merely just watching for our own entertainment." Carlisle said with a laugh.
"Well, that explains why the icecream cannons were so elaborate...only Emmett would involve those Sky Dancer things and those monkeys with the cymbols." I muttered.
"Okay, Tali, I'm going to shower in the hallway bathroom...you can use the bathroom in our room..." Sophie said. We both went to our showering destination. I stripped out of my underwear and climbed in, I turned on the water, then pulled the thing that would make it come out of the showerhead. Sophie and I shrieked as some red gunk that looked an aweful lot like blood came pouring out on us.
"EMMETT McCARTY CULLEN!" Sophie and I shouted together.
2nd A/N: To be honest, I really enjoyed writing this one too. If you're wondering why I made the last set of attacks so elaborate, I figured Emmett would go all out and make it as elaborate as possible until he ran out of ideas. and Why all the food? well I picked the most gooey foods that I could think of...and well figured we'd go with pudding and Icecream for the laughs. Oh and that "red gunk that looked like blood" was really Kool-aid. Emmett put Kool-Aid mix into the water storage thing to make the water all red.
Emmett: See people, I can be smart when I want to be! It took me a while to actually plan that one out, but I got it! -Smile & a thumbs up.-
Me: Yes. and now I have a bunch of gunk in my hair. -Pats Emmett on the head.-
Emmett: Must you pat me on the head? I mean I don't mind it, but Rosalie...she's kind of well, territorial and over protective.
Me: Did she pee on you?
Emmett: Um No....why?
Me: Isn't that how animals mark their territory? By peeing on it?
Emmett: Um okay...
Me: So she hasn't peed on you, therefore you're not her property. meaning that I can do this. -Gives Emmett a super awesome hug-
Rosalie: What are you doing with my husband?
Me: OH shi- ~Runs away~
Rosalie:~Chases.~
Sophie: Okay while Tali is being chased around the room by an angry Rosalie, I guess I'm stuck closing this one up. Okay, so Thanks for reading.
Me:~While being chased by Roslaie~ Don't forget! Leave me reviews! Leave me Ideas, I can't think of all these ideas on my own! ~Blows a kiss towards the audience, and gets tackled by Rosalie~
Rosalie: KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN!