Chapter 32: Bye Bye Bye

adhasnovds: we need to talk
TrojansNotNeeded: oh look the prodigal deb!
TrojansNotNeeded: did you need to clarify your non feelings for me again?
TrojansNotNeeded: because I got the memo. Janet used Amy.
adhasnovds: spencer
adhasnovds: i'm sorry
TrojansNotNeeded: ...
adhasnovds: i totally wigged out on you the other night. i shouldn't have done that. and i really am sorry. but i need you to come back to LA
TrojansNotNeeded: and why should i believe you?
adhasnovds: cuz i'm cute?
TrojansNotNeeded: stop that.
adhasnovds: what?
TrojansNotNeeded: making me almost smile through my intense anger at you
adhasnovds: fine. you wanna know why you should believe me?
TrojansNotNeeded: is this going to be a moving monologue worthy of the most climactic scene in a romantic drama when the hero realizes she's made a huge mistake and goes after the girl?
adhasnovds: probably not
TrojansNotNeeded: good, those creep me out. but by all means continue.
adhasnovds: because i'm not good with monologues
adhasnovds: anyway
adhasnovds: uh
adhasnovds: oh yeah
TrojansNotNeeded: add much?
adhasnovds: shhh
adhasnovds: you'll make me lose it again
TrojansNotNeeded: god you remind me of ashley.
adhasnovds: ashley?
TrojansNotNeeded: yeah my sister's friend. she can't keep a thought straight in her head... she's always like jumping from random subject to random subject
adhasnovds: oh. well. um.
TrojansNotNeeded: don't make me shock you with a cattle prod
TrojansNotNeeded: get going
adhasnovds: *sigh* i think i'd rather take the cattle prod...
TrojansNotNeeded: i always knew you were kinky
adhasnovds: yeah well what can i say
adhasnovds: ahh see! you're not helping with the add woman
TrojansNotNeeded: sorry, i'll turn off my sexiness so you can concentrate.
adhasnovds: is that possible?
TrojansNotNeeded: i don't know. you only saw me that one time on that fucking video.
adhasnovds: i gotta say
adhasnovds: it would've been better if it had been me on top of you
TrojansNotNeeded: well that was a bit forward of you Janet, I might need to report that to Mr.P
adhasnovds: um..that's another thing
TrojansNotNeeded: what is?
adhasnovds: i'm not actually janet
TrojansNotNeeded: OMG!
TrojansNotNeeded: color me so incredibly shocked?
TrojansNotNeeded: who are you then dear stranger?
adhasnovds: i'm kinda hoping i'll end up being lucy at the end of this messed up story...
adhasnovds: but. and don't freak out kay?
TrojansNotNeeded: i can't promise that. but ill do my darndest.
adhasnovds: it's ashley
TrojansNotNeeded: what is?
adhasnovds: i am
TrojansNotNeeded: your name is ashley?
adhasnovds: that would be correct
TrojansNotNeeded: so that would be why you got all weird when i said that my sisters friends name was ashley.
TrojansNotNeeded: gotcha.
adhasnovds: no
TrojansNotNeeded: no?
adhasnovds: i got weird because
TrojansNotNeeded: you know ashley?
adhasnovds: i am ashley
TrojansNotNeeded: you mean..
adhasnovds: yeah...
TrojansNotNeeded: are you sure?
adhasnovds: spencer carlin
TrojansNotNeeded: yes?
adhasnovds: stay with me
TrojansNotNeeded: where?
adhasnovds: oh my god
adhasnovds: you're talking to ashley davies!
TrojansNotNeeded: ... curly brown hair.... beautiful brown eyes?
adhasnovds: oozes sexiness
adhasnovds: under her nerdy exterior
TrojansNotNeeded: oh
TrojansNotNeeded: my
TrojansNotNeeded: god
adhasnovds: you said you wouldn't freak out!
TrojansNotNeeded: well that was before you revealed like the biggest effing secret ever!!!!!
TrojansNotNeeded: oh wait.. this means i totally only have feelings for two people!
TrojansNotNeeded: thats the only good that this revelation can reveal!
adhasnovds: um..
adhasnovds: kay?
TrojansNotNeeded: you are so dead.
adhasnovds: what?! why!?
TrojansNotNeeded: how long did you know who i was?!
TrojansNotNeeded: YOU LIED TO ME!!! you're so hot. BUT YOU LIED!
adhasnovds: you mean technically? umm...like...a little over a week? or so?
adhasnovds: and what was i supposed to do? it wasn't supposed to be you on the other line!
TrojansNotNeeded: i can't believe its you.
adhasnovds: is that a good thing like the 'i can't believe it's not butter' commercials?
TrojansNotNeeded: im not supposed to be happy about this! im supposed to be mad at you!
adhasnovds: well...
adhasnovds: does that mean you'll come back?
TrojansNotNeeded: for you?
adhasnovds: sure
TrojansNotNeeded: no.
adhasnovds: or some in n out
TrojansNotNeeded: tempting but no.
adhasnovds: why?
TrojansNotNeeded: my mom doesnt want me there anymore.
adhasnovds: who cares? your mom's a bitch. we all know this!
TrojansNotNeeded: oh god this is so weird, you know my mom.
TrojansNotNeeded: which means.. you know taylor.
adhasnovds: i know everyone in your life spencer
TrojansNotNeeded: i thought you hated me
adhasnovds: so did i...
TrojansNotNeeded: what changed?
adhasnovds: you showed me there really was a person under that cold, shiny, hard plastic regina george skin you feel the need to constantly wear
TrojansNotNeeded: its actually very moisturized and exfoliated skin but whatevs...
adhasnovds: come back
TrojansNotNeeded: i cant
adhasnovds: why
TrojansNotNeeded: because.
adhasnovds: give me one good reason
TrojansNotNeeded: i have a secret
adhasnovds: oh yeah? what? you're pregnant with mulder's baby? because kyla would be totally thrilled about that
TrojansNotNeeded: i always hoped it was you. deep down, when i closed my eyes and pictured janet's face. it was yours.
adhasnovds: yeah i know. we had many conversations of you telling me you pictured me as...me
TrojansNotNeeded: that must have been awkward for you..
TrojansNotNeeded: well i guess not
TrojansNotNeeded: because you didnt actually know i was referring to you you.
TrojansNotNeeded: god this is confusing.
adhasnovds: seriously
TrojansNotNeeded: so what if i came home? what then ash?
adhasnovds: what do you want to happen
TrojansNotNeeded: well in a perfect world we could be together, but god knows this world isnt perfect. and from what patrick tells me, my little sexcapade is hotter than paris hilton's foray into nightvision
TrojansNotNeeded: i dont want that reflecting on you.
adhasnovds: i've had worse said about me...by you and your minions
TrojansNotNeeded: :-( i'm so sorry.
adhasnovds: it's whatever
TrojansNotNeeded: no listen to me
TrojansNotNeeded: please
adhasnovds: *sigh* fine. but hurry up, the real world is on in 5 minutes
TrojansNotNeeded: a part of me always needed to say those things about you because deep down i was scared because somewhere inside of me i could feel it. this thing that i just feel for you. this connection that won't go away. and it isnt an excuse but i was scared and i am sorry for that. more sorry than you'll ever know. because there were mornings when i would walk downstairs and you'd be there with kyla and all i wanted was for you to be there every morning but instead of waking up next to kyla you would be waking up next to me. and thats a scary thought so i covered it up. and i just. i dont deserve you. so thats why i cant come home.
adhasnovds: spencer...
TrojansNotNeeded: say my name bitch!
TrojansNotNeeded: sorry.
TrojansNotNeeded: what?
adhasnovds: ugh...fuck
TrojansNotNeeded: right now?
adhasnovds: this is serious
TrojansNotNeeded: sorry. i tend to make jokes when im nervous.
adhasnovds: you're sitting right?
TrojansNotNeeded: no im doing pilates on my head.
adhasnovds: ok
TrojansNotNeeded: hey
TrojansNotNeeded: wait
TrojansNotNeeded: stop
adhasnovds: you're really in ohio right? not within a-
TrojansNotNeeded: well no. but before you say what you want to say
TrojansNotNeeded: please tell me why you want me to come home.
adhasnovds: well...ya know. kyla really misses you and everything
TrojansNotNeeded: really?
TrojansNotNeeded: i miss her too.
adhasnovds: yeah
TrojansNotNeeded: anything else?
adhasnovds: um. well. schools just. not the same and.. someone might have mentioned missing how loud you'd play your car stereo when in the neighborhood. and..
TrojansNotNeeded: ashley.
adhasnovds: yeah?
TrojansNotNeeded: get to the point stutters.
adhasnovds: are you really going to make me say it?
TrojansNotNeeded: yes.
adhasnovds: ...i miss you...
TrojansNotNeeded: and
adhasnovds: damien needs regina
TrojansNotNeeded: i thought damien was gay ?
TrojansNotNeeded: ;-)
adhasnovds: ugh
TrojansNotNeeded: i need you too.
adhasnovds: *sigh*
adhasnovds: keep that in mind
TrojansNotNeeded: why?
adhasnovds: because you're probably going to run me over with a bus
TrojansNotNeeded: i can't drive a bus?
adhasnovds: won't matter
TrojansNotNeeded: whats wrong?
adhasnovds: it's about the video
TrojansNotNeeded: i really am sorry you had to see that. god taylor is such a whore for putting it up
adhasnovds: spence
adhasnovds: taylor didn't put it up
TrojansNotNeeded: who else would be kinky enough to videotape that?
adhasnovds: it wasn't about kinky. it was about revenge..
TrojansNotNeeded: revenge?
adhasnovds: for what you guys did to kyla
TrojansNotNeeded: who would do that though?
adhasnovds: ...
TrojansNotNeeded: you.
adhasnovds: spencer i'm so sorry
TrojansNotNeeded: you're sorry?
adhasnovds: i wasn't even sure what to do with it but then i heard you tell taylor that i meant nothing to you and i just... i'm sorry!
TrojansNotNeeded: what?! you..... you put it up.
adhasnovds: yes. but i swear to god i'll make it right again
TrojansNotNeeded: no.
adhasnovds: spencer please
TrojansNotNeeded: you know what you're going to do?
TrojansNotNeeded: you're going to leave me the fuck alone.
adhasnovds: spencer
TrojansNotNeeded: saying my name over and over again isn't going to change what you did!
adhasnovds: i'm sorry!
adhasnovds: what would you have done if you were in my position?!
TrojansNotNeeded: thrown the camera away.
TrojansNotNeeded: because if it were you... god. you're so stupid. if you cared about me like you said you did... i can't believe you. I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU!
adhasnovds: if i could i never would've done it, i swear! spencer please just...god i'll make it right
TrojansNotNeeded: no you won't.
adhasnovds: yes i will
TrojansNotNeeded: you can't make it right
TrojansNotNeeded: my mother hates me even more than she used to
TrojansNotNeeded: the entire student body thinks im a slut.
TrojansNotNeeded: TAYLOR IS GONE AND I BLAMED HER FOR THIS!
adhasnovds: she left before the video came out if i remember correctly
TrojansNotNeeded: yeah she did. because I told her that I had feelings for you!!
TrojansNotNeeded: because I stopped her before we did anything that day and told her the truth!
adhasnovds: so why is this a bad thing?!
TrojansNotNeeded: because. when it came down to it, you both hurt me. the way i see it, neither one of you deserves anything from me anymore.
TrojansNotNeeded: I'm staying here. Leave me alone.
adhasnovds: spencer please
adhasnovds: baby
TrojansNotNeeded: BABY?! I HATE PET NAMES YOU IDIOT!
adhasnovds: ahh!
TrojansNotNeeded: *smacks* shoulda had a v8!
adhasnovds: :-(
TrojansNotNeeded: i can't believe you.
adhasnovds: i love you. you have to believe that, otherwise i would've just let you keep on thinking it was taylor that did it. i wouldn't have come clean
TrojansNotNeeded: take care of my sister.
TrojansNotNeeded has signed out.