Chappie. 3- Um….Hi Mom, Hi….. Dad!

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Disclaimer- DO NOOOOOTTTT own any thing 'cept Dokyou, the Drunken Squirrel, Kyle, and Drake.

A/N- Rated for violence, and language.

THIS IS DEDICATED TO ME FRIEND FAITH-CHAN!

Recap—I (me, Dokyou….-.-'who is still slightly hung over…) just got informed I am the DAUGHTER of not one, but TWOOO VAMPIRES! And, of course, there is the fact that I just found out Heero, Duo, Quatre, Wufei, and Trowa were all vampires, AND my own personal stalkers……Ok, on with…more of…….ME!

Heero is so…so….so…..GRRRR! Yeah, that's it, GRRRR! And it's not in a bad way either… He just…He's a pain in the Neck! Pats herself on the back for own pathetic sense of humor. Oh, that was too good! Anyway, we walked back to the guys in time to see Wufei beat Duo upside the head, screaming "Injustice! You WILL NOT raid a lonely woman's Fridge! You're a man…so you claim, so Ask POLITLEY!" Heero and I exchanged looks of -.- ness.

I walked up to Duo, and told him "Have what ever. You can raid at will. And Wufei? WHO is lonely? " Wufei gave me a look I now realize was of warning, but at the time, I didn't know, so didn't heed.

Little did I know…...

So, I am now chasing Duo around the house with a tube of lip stick telling him he was femalified when I caught up to him, and at Trowa to get my digi. cam. outta my room, so that I could post the pictures on the web. "DUO! You ate every last edible thing in MY refrigerator!" I finally tackled him at the corner.

"N….N-Now, don't be rash Dokyou!" He cried while I smeared lip stick all over his face. Heero finally came over and pulled me off one handed. I grabbed the camera and took several pictures.

"Geeze, got a vicious enough girlfriend, Heero?" Duo asked trying to wipe the lip stick off his face as fast as he could, but basically smearing it instead. Heero sigh. I grinned, and went and downloaded them, instantly putting them on a blog as to avoid Quatre's suggestion of me setting down the camera and letting him delete the pics.

"Oh, and Duo, WHO IS HEERO'S GIRLFRIEND HERE?!? 'CAUSE I SURE AIN'T!!" He just 'oh-ed' and went on trying to get the make-up off.

I let them all look at them, and Duo sighed "Well, at least you can't tell who they are, right Duo?" I asked him in a sweet and innocent voice. "Now, when do we start this training?"

Duo jumped up. "Right now! Drop and give me 3741 push ups." I looked at him and pulled out a tub of mascara.

"Don't make me add more on there!" He gulped, and Heero grabbed the tube away.

"We start now, but you aren't gunna do push ups." He lunged at me, and I blocked as best I could. He got a WHOLE lotta hits in. I feel on my butt, and he stopped, and sighed.

Wufei growled. "She fights like a two year old, and an Onna at that!" I got up and smacked him…Hard.

I then glared and growled out "In case you didn't notice…I AM A WOMAN!" Shouting the last part of course….

He smirked and I knew there was a smart-ass comment on the way, so I readied a comeback. "Yes, that you may well be, but…You certainly don't DRESS like one….DUO looks more like a woman than you do!"

O.o Both Duo and I prepared to attack. I pulled out a dress from the closet, and Duo got the make-up, and we double teamed him, and at least managed to get a "little" make-up on him…His face was covered in eye-shadow and lip stick, and his neck in eye liner, and foundation. Duo had the camera at the ready, and got several shots, and went and downloaded them.

"Unless you get her mad, then she seems to gain strength." Duo said rubbing his head where I had tackled him, and he had hit his head on the floor. Wufei agreed, at least slightly…

I growled playfully, and Duo yelped. Heero walked over, and picked me up throwing me over his shoulder. "AHHHHHH"

I struggled to get myself off his shoulders. As I kicked, and yelled uselessly, I realized he was taking me out of the house. "Where are we going?" I asked. He smirked.

"Where ever I take you I suppose." Whadda jerk.

He took me into an empty room I had always worked out in, 'cause I had no room for it, and dropped me.

Then there was a knock on the door. "I got it!" Duo yelled. He raced me to the door, and, unfortunately beat me to it.

He opened it, and came face to face with my Mother, Liz, and (Just learned) STEP-Father, Hajime. They looked at Duo, and Mom beamed. "Why Dokyou-Dear, why didn't you tell me you had a new boyfriend!"

I glanced around in confusion, and realized the only guy near me was Duo….

"Ummm…..He not my boyfriend…." She stared unbelieving as Duo shook his head as hard as he could without causing pain.

"Well, I know you have one….I saw how you looked around like you were looking for him!" She smiled…."So….lets meet him!"

I sighed. "But…. I don't HAVE one!" We walk into the living room, and she looks around, and sees Heero, and smiles.

"Hello Mr. Yuy." She greets. He nods back. "I see you explained things to Dokyou…? How did it go? Did she take it alright?"

I growled. "It's not like I can't answer for my self you know…Geeze….Oh, and I think I took it just fine, thank you! Humph."

She sighed. "I know what you think dear…I want to know how Mr. Yuy thinks you will do in training."

"I think she needs a lot of work, but she will AT least be able to defend her-self from slow hits until help arrives." He said very buisnesslikely….-.-

Hajime had been very quiet during all this, but then he decided to tack this time to talk to me. "Dokyou, how are you coping with the discovery of your…heritage? I hope you aren't to upset with me or your mother…" He said almost like he was in a state of depression….

A/N: Thank you so much for reading…another chapter coming up soon! Much Love!