Chapter 5: Needa Name…

A/N: Hello Beloved Readers! Um……Next chapter time! YAY!

Disclaimer- I own nothing but Scooter's, The Drunken Squirrel, Dokyou, and a few other chars. And I totally made up the name Scooter's. Any one that sounds familiar…I don't own.

Recap- I (Dokyou….) just went through….. FOUR hours of training… One with each guy on a different thing, except Heero…I got spared that for now…. We're off to EAT! MUAHAHAHA!

We all piled into my parents' minivan, 'cause they had left it in exchange for my mustang to go on a date…..-.-. Heero got to drive, and Duo got shot gun, both of which I STRONGLY objected to, 'cause I wanted to either drive, or at the very least sit up front, but they told me to shut it, and deal.

They did ask me where I wanted to eat though, which sorta made up for their rudeness. "How about…." I looked thoughtful…." Oh, I know. How about Scooters?"

"What is 'Scooters?', and where is it?" Heero asked in a monotone. Grrrr….Know he nothing? (A/N- Heheh that sounded Shakespearian….)

"It's a little restaurant up on the East side of town. They serve lots of good food like…I dunno….All sorts. From pizza to cat fish, and cheese burgers." They nodded.

Duo snapped. "Oh, I know where that is…I took a victim in there one time…Not sure why though…."

I looked at him weirdly. Wufei smirked. "Yeah, he said it causally. Get used to it… You're going to be a vampire in less than 72 hours."

I looked a little upset at the thought. "Did ya have to make it sound like I was … I dunno…..getting my hair done? Geeze, you say it like its nothing… I'm more than a lil' freaked out at the moment. The moment we get a table, you get to explain the pros and cons of vampie-hood."

We went in, and were seated at a corner table, surrounded by a heavy curtain, which I asked to be pulled close when the waitress left. She nodded, and looked the group over. She looked at Heero several times, and walked around to stand by him.

"Hello, would you like to try our house special tonight?" She said talking mostly to Heero. He looked at her, and shook his head in a 'no' response.

"Hello, Arial. How are you today?" I asked in a VERY annoyed tone.

She looked as though she was gunna be nasty, and I grinned in challenge. "Fine, Miss Dokyou, you?" She said with venom.

"I'm fine. Thanks, and you can stop hitting on my friend, before I hit you." She paled, and offered a few minutes to decide, and fled.

"Who was that? Your arch enemy? HUH-HUH-HUH!" Duo asked hyperly.

Hoh boy…. "She is a waitress here, and I grew up with her, and she has to be nice 'cause a) my grandpa owns this joint, and b) if she ain't, I'll take her down."

"She is a vampire. Avoid her until Tuesday." (A/N- it is a Sunday evening.) Heero said in a voice that dared me to object. I let out a frustrated growl.

"Why do I have to avoid her? I've knocked her down more than once…." I said matter-o'-factly. Heero looked at me, and rolled his eyes. "What was that look for?" I asked.

Duo jumped in right about here. "'Cause Heero doesn't like contradiction."

Oh…Oopz…: P

Heero, I noticed was staring at the door. In walked a girl with dirty blonde hair, and cornflower blue eyes. Heero sighs as she looks over at our table.

She proceeds to walk (or slither, if you want my opinion….: P) over to us, and smiled at Heero. "Hello, Heero, how are you today?" She said 'sweetly.'

Heero said "Hello Relena. I'm fine, you?" in his usual monotone.

She then addressed each guy, completely ignoring me. Heero then said "Relena, meet Dokyou Wings. She is our new trainee, and friend." Have you ever seen a fish outta water? The lips? Well, add blonde hair and blue eyes….heheh…You have one Relena at this point..: P

"Dokyou, meet Relena Peacecraft." Duo had, yet again taken over the conversation. I did the head nod.

"YOUR Heero's GIRLFRIEND?...HAHAHA! WRONG! I AM!"….-.-…….-.-….. Did he say GIRL-friend?

Heero glared at her, and I sighed, and stood up. "Look, Miss. Relena Piece-o'-crap, Heero is NOT my boyfriend, but he is my friend, and you seem to be bothering him, so leave…NOW. I WILL fight you, if need be." I said in a VERY cold voice. She looked at me.

"Do you KNOW who I am?" She said

Sorry that chapters so short…. Heh, oops.