Chap. 6: Relena's Challenge

Disclaimer- I own nothing but Scooter's, The Drunken Squirrel, Dokyou, and a few other chars. And I totally made up the name Scooter's. Any one that sounds familiar…I don't own.

A/N- Another chappie, YAY!!!

Recap- We are at Scooter's (my grandpa's restaurant.) We just ran into Relena Piece-o'-crap, and she is mouthing off…on with it!

"Do you KNOW who I am??" Relena asked, like she was the most important person in the world.

"Ummm…..NOPE!!" I said boredly. They all sweat drop.

"I am Senator Dorling's daughter. AND I am a princess-"

Here I got annoyed, and interrupted. "…Of your own widdle world??" I asked as though I was talking to a two year old.

She growled and walked around the table, and tried to sit on Heero's lap. I got up to remove her, and before I got there, she was in the floor, with a Heero glare trained on her. I laughed.

"Grrr…I'm telling my uncle to kick you out of this place! He owns the place." She said matter-o'-factly. I paled and blanched.

"For REAL?? YOU'RE SERIOUS?!?!" I asked in a rush. She seemed to notice, so she laughed and nodded.

"What's it to you? You won't be here very long…" She asked like she was really a nice person…yeah…right….

I sighed, and said "That makes us related…Well, sorta…" She looked appalled at the mere idea.

"How can you be 'sorta related'?" Duo asked. I grinned at him, glad he'd noticed.

"Grandpa" I said looking at Relena to make sure she got my point, "Is my Dad's Dad….My step Gramper." He nodded in understanding.

"So, your step-grandpa." He asked, to make sure he was getting it. I nodded enthusiastically.

Relena stared. "So, you are Uncle Scooter's granddaughter??" I nodded again.

She looked sickened. She turned and asked one of the waitresses who had brought our food, to get the owner.

He was brought and walked over first thing, and kissed me on the fore-head, and said "Hey Squirt." Then he turned and looked at Relena. "Oh, Relena, I wasn't aware you were here…" He looked kinda like 'Oh…Boy…'

"Uncle Scooter!" she ran and hugged him. "Tell me you Aren't really related to that… That…Brat!" He grinned and nodded.

"All right, Squirt, what did you do to Relena??" He asked, still grinning.

I sighed. "Nothing, Gramperz. I am as innocent, as the day I was born." He grinned.

"Well, if you say so, but… Let me let you in on a little secret…. I've known you since the day you was born, and there was always some thing mischievous about you… You was always a little bugger." I grinned….

"Still am. Oh! These are my friends… Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, and Heero." He nodded.

"I know that, Child. They are your… Trainers…Right?" I nodded. He grinned. "They Look trustworthy, but watch out…men are devils…"

I grinned. "That's ok…I'm a devil in heels….Well, I would be, if I wore heels…"

Then Relena "ahemed." We all looked at her. "I purpose a contest, to see who Heero's best choice is really. We will meet tomorrow at the store, and with a $100 dollar budget, buy all the makings for a 2 course dinner, and whoever gets the highest score, wins….Here's how the scoring will work: He will rate the meal, according to a 0-10 basis, and then will turn the amount of money into a score, by using the first digit as a marker, and subtracting it from the meal score…Example: I get a 9.5 on my meal, but spent $94 dollars on the groceries…That ends me with .5 points. Unless of course, you're scared."

I grinned, and looked at Heero, he shrugged a 'do what you want' look. I shook her out stretched hand. "Deal." Then she handed me $100.

"I will provide the funds, since it was my idea." I nodded.

"That is very kind of you, Miss Relena." I said with sarcasm think in my voice. "See you tomorrow." And we left and went back to my house.

As we drove to my house, Duo looked at me, and sniggered. "I thought you two weren't together!"

I sighed. "We aren't this is just an excuse to tick my dear new cousin off, and hopefully make her stay away from Heero, cause he has to be near me, so I don't want her near me." He nodded in understanding.

THE END OF THIS CHAPPIE!!!