Seto Kaiba was one an office typing up on a computer some Link/Tingle fanfiction and it was getting very steamy and hot and sensual when he got a call on his telephone (because that is just what telephones do). He picked it up and then put it back down and then picked it up and put it back down and then picked it up and put it back down. He did this about thirty times. The child millionaire did not like to be disturbed whilst writing his totally epic fanfiction because he knew that once he finished it he would get a shit ton of reviews and then could fap to his awesomeness because he was an internet whore.
Then he heard a knock knock knockin' on his chamber door.
"Who is it?!" he yelled. The intruder had disturbed his force and was not getting away with it without paying the ultimate price.
"Nyeh, Kaiba. It's me, Joey."
"Come in"
The door opened slowly and the blonde pimp sauntered in.
"This had better be good, mutt" the blue eyed and quite sexy CEO said as he tapped his fingers on his desk.
"Uh er well" Joey stuttered "It's about Yug'."
Kaiba's eyes narrowed at the sound of his arch rival's name mixed with a horrid Brooklyn accent. Why the hell did Joey even have that accent? Was he Brooklynese or something?
"Did you get the money from him yet?"
"Um…uh…well…."
"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
"Nyehhhh!" the blonde cowered in fear
"You killed him AGAIN didn't you?"
"Er….yeah."
"GODDAMNIT, BITCH!" Kaiba raged like a Gyarados and Hulk smashed his computer. "Now we have to get the Q fighters to get the sleven Bever Balls, AGAIN."
He then spouted huge ass Blue Eyes White Dragon headed tentacles and raped Joey up the butt several times as he 'NYEH'd'.