Of Jellyfish and Space Travelers
SGA at Buffet 2
I do not own stargate.
Elizabeth Weir watched with much distaste as Rodney, John, Carson, and Ronon all stuffed their faces. Teyla also wore a disgusted look. They exchanged a glance and raised their eyebrows, but the men didn't pay any attention.
"Wow." said Elizabeth, looking toward the entrance. The little girl they had met on their first buffet outing was back!
"Stupid baby!" she cried, giggling. Rodney nearly choked on his potatoes.
"Ohhh crap."
"It's your friend, Rodney!" chirped Carson, waving to her.
"Hi!" she squealed. Soon, however, her mother spotted McKay and hurried her away. Sheppard snickered. Watching as Rodney continued to shovel food into his mouth, looking distressed, Elizabeth remembered a joke she had heard once. It went:
Q: What's the difference between a cruise ship passenger and a Great White shark?
A: One is a highly evolved eating machine that devours anything in its path. The other's a fish.
That joke had always made her crack up. She remembered the first time she'd heard it. "Hey! John and Rodney." The two men looked over, Rodney chewing and Sheppard just swallowing.
"I have a joke for you."
"Ooh, let's hear it!" said Sheppard, thoroughly interested. Elizabeth grinned.
"What's the difference between Rodney McKay and a Great White Shark?"