Of Jellyfish and Space Travelers
A Little Too Much To Drink

I don't own SGA, SG-1.

Anyone who's seen Across the Universe, Smallville, heardEverything You Want, and heard Nickelback's Rockstar will find this chap extra funny.

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"He's everything you want…" Sheppard sang, waggling the stuffed bunny in front of Rodney.

"Shut up."

"He's everything you need…he's everything inside of you that you wish you could be…he says all the right things at exactly the right time…"

"Shut. Up."

"But he means nothing to you and you don't know why…"

"YES I DO! It's a stupid rabbit. Get it away!" McKay slapped the poor stuffed animal out of Sheppard's hands and it flew across the room. Sheppard giggled unceremoniously and ran to retrieve it.

The colonel then put on his best Mickey Mouse voice and hung the rabbit in front of Rodney again. "I am everything you want, I am everything you need, I am everything inside of you that you wish you could be. I say all the right things at exactly the right time…but I mean nothing to ya and I don't know why!"

At the last torturous note, he shook the bunny and plopped it in McKay's lap. The scientist looked ready to have a seizure. He was red and he was brutally grinding his teeth. Taking the bunny, he promptly ripped its head off.

Sheppard gaped at him, pointing at the headless bunny. "Oh my GOD, McKay!" he gasped. "You're evil."

"CARSON!" screeched McKay, running from the room. Carson gave a small, girlish scream as Rodney plowed into him. "Help me, you useless sheep-herder!" He pulled Carson in front of him, the Scot giggling like Sheppard.

Elizabeth sauntered around the room, singing any song from Across the Universe she could think of. "HAPPPPINEEESSS IS A WARMMMM GUNNN!" she caterwauled. Ronon clapped, whipping his dreadlocks around.

"Hey! Hey!" Daniel Jackson slurred. "Let's do Rockstar!"

"Um..." whispered Jack O'Neill.

"'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars and Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars…The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap…We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat!" Daniel screamed, running around the room manically. Jack and Sam stared at him, mouths hanging open.

"Holy Hannah."

"Oh my God…"

"Um…Danny-boy?"

Teal'c raised his eyebrows, exchanging looks with the only other sober person in the room, O'Neill. Cam Mitchell sat, arm wrapped around Sheppard, both men singing the Smallville theme song as homage to the fallen purple bunny.

"Yeahhh!" whooped Elizabeth and Ronon, dancing wildly. Jack shuddered. Suddenly, a very unsuspecting Teyla walked in.

She was rudely greeted with, 'HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN YEAH!', '…THE LATEST DICTIONARY ON TODAY'S WHO'S WHO!', 'SOMEBODY SAAAAAAVE ME!', 'EEEK!', 'GET THAT STUPID BUNNY AWAAYYYY!', 'Oh no!', 'Holy CRAP!', 'YEEHAW KILL THE WRAITH YEP YEP!', and a terrified glance from General O'Neill.

"Are they…?"

"Insane? Almost. Try, like, two hundred hotel-sized scotches and tequilas!"

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Ok, really random chapter. I'm sorry to anyone who finds it offensive in any way, but the idea just popped into my head after listening to some of the songs I mentioned. Heh.