Of Jellyfish and Space Travelers
Ronon Says Fine

I don't own SGA, SG-1.

Carson rocks. 'nuff said.

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Carson yawned, careful not to do it too loudly. Ronon was at the other end of the room, polishing a very large knife. Carson sat on the edge of his bed, staring out the nearest window. It was so beautiful here. The beach was so calm and warm, and the trees and the salt air were all so rewarding!

"Isn't it so lovely?" he asked Ronon cheerily.

"It's fine."

"What about the beach?"

"It's fine."

"The food's good, though, isn't it?"

"It's fine."

"What about the…"

"It's fine."

"Right." muttered the doctor, looking down at his hands.

Suddenly, he noticed a mosquito. The little bugger was buzzing around the dresser. Ronon noticed it too. He slowly stood as the mosquito landed and snuck up behind it. He raised the knife.

"Ronon!" cried Beckett, eyes widening. Ronon shrugged and put his knife away.

Carson let out a breath he'd been holding and stared at his roommate. Oh my lord. He thought. I'm going to die.

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Teyla took the other end of the sheet and folded it carefully, much to the joy of the cleaning lady. "Here you go," she said, handing the freshly folded sheet to the woman.

"Thanks, honey." said the lady, a bit surprised. Teyla nodded. When she had finished helping with the sheets, she left to find Elizabeth. She was at the railing of the building, looking out over the beach.

"I can't wait to get out there!"

"Neither can I." Teyla agreed. "Rodney and I agreed to go to the other end of the resort today."

"Rodney? Really?"

"Yes. I believe he wishes to escape colonel Sheppard."

"Ah. Yes, of course." giggled Elizabeth. "Well, have fun!"

"You too, Elizabeth."

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John handed the shampoo to Rodney, ignoring the scientist's grimace. "Oh. Nice. You used the whole thing."

"I did not." muttered Sheppard, rubbing his hair vigorously with a towel. He then noticed McKay staring at him.

"Um…what?"

"Your hair. Is that all you do to it? It's just the way it always sticks up…it's like…I thought…"

Sheppard stared at him blankly. "I have no idea what you're talking about."

"Oh. Right. Never mind."

As Rodney was about to close the bathroom door behind him, Sheppard plucked up his courage and spoke up. "Hey, um…you wanna go down to the beach later? Or wherever is good…"

Rodney opened and closed his mouth, looking shocked at the friendly gesture. "I promised Teyla I would go around the other side of the resort with her." he said quickly.

"Oh. Ok, never mind." said Sheppard, silently wondering what he was going to do for the rest of the day.

"Sorry!" defended Rodney. Sheppard shrugged, deciding he could go find Carson, Ronon or Elizabeth. He heard the water turn on from inside the bathroom, and was about to leave when he heard a shrill shriek.

"God it's freezing!"

Sheppard grinned evilly.

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Does anyone really care whether or not I push SG-1 towards the back of the chapter list? Because I was planning to make the next few chapters about the different adventures of each pair of characters.