Of Jellyfish and Space Travelers
Attack of the Manic Fangirls

I don't own SGA, SG-1.

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"Why are things so slow around here?" asked Daniel, looking up at the sky with his perfect, sexy, round, baby-blue…uh…excuse me. Ahem.

"Why are things so slow around here?" asked Daniel, looking up at the sky with narrowed eyes. He turned to Jack, who looked confused. As always.

"What do you mean?"

"Well, there haven't been any new chapters for a while."

"Chapters?"

"Yeah. Chapters."

"Danny-boy, I have no idea what you're talking about."

"Oh. Never mind."

Suddenly, Sheppard popped up out of nowhere. "The authoress says she'll have the next real chapter up in a few days or so. She said it was because she was working on another story she had to get done first. I think it was a whump." Sheppard paled and shuddered.

"So?" questioned Jack.

"About me!" hissed Sheppard. "She said it was a whump about me!"

The two other men's eyes widened. "Oh dear." said Daniel. "I myself have many manic fangirls looking to whump me." He narrowed his eyes and looked around at the poolside.

"You never know when one might leap out of the woods and –AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Daniel as a manic fangirl leaped out of bushes and tackled him to the ground. She laughed hysterically and…manically as she quickly dragged Daniel away.

Jack and Sheppard stared at each other. "Run, boy, RUN!" squawked Jack suddenly, leaping up and making a mad dash for the hotel door. But at the last moment, a fangirl propelled herself out of the nearest tree and knocked Jack right into the bushes on the opposite side of the pavement.

"They're HEEEEEERE!" cried John as he frantically searched for a place to hide. He jumped into the bushes and curled up. But alas, there was a very, very crazy looking blond fangirl there. She paused, furrowed her brow in careful thought, eyed Sheppard and stroked her chin.

"Um…hi?" Sheppard tried. Wrong thing to say.

"OMG, OMG HE SAID HI TO ME! SQUEEEEEE! LOL!!!!111!!1!"

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Ok, I'd better stop before I go overboard. I just wanted to say I'll be back to this story soon, I just need to finish the one I'm working on now. It's a very serious whump, pretty much the opposite of this story. By the way, this chapter is homage to all the manic fangirls out there (such as me). Cheerio!