Batman enters the old toy store also known as Joker's hideout. He walks silently through the factory, hiding in the shadows waiting to see Joker. He heard a noise. It was close, just right in front of him. He took one of the batwings soon as he heard laughter. It was strange, a little more...feminine. But he didn't care so he jumped ready to attack when...Nothing. He steped forward a little and notice a object... a box with a note on it, he read out loud:
''Knock, Knock''
Who's there? – a soft voice said.
He looked around, above and even bellow.
- Who's theeerree? – again the voice. He looked again but nothing. He runs trying to see where Joker was. He stoped in the front of the giant toy clown.
- Realy your gonna to keep me awaiting all night?
He heard the voice and he knew it was near. He looked around trying to find Joker but no sign.
- Ok. Then i begin! Knock, Knock!
Batman didn't see another way to find him, so he just had to make him keep talking.
– Who's there? – he reply with his cold voice.
- Not.
- Not who?
Without any previous warning Batman was kicked in the back and fall forward.
- Not Joker. – a evil silent voice said.
He turns around enters in a suprise state. There it was a feminine figurine stading behind him with the same grin as Joker, with hands on her hips, dressed in a very strange way. A black top, black gloves, a half shirt that ended under her left breast. Without even noticing Batman finds himself looking at her boobs. He mentaly slaps himself, seeing as she was wearing trousers with one leg tear apart just a little above her right knee and wearing a snicker and a sandal. A mask covering her face, white makeup, black lipstick and dark brown hair with a pigtail on her right side of the hair a ponytail on the left.
- What?... – he mumble. She prepared to attack again but he lauched the batwing. She lauched a harpon with a rope from her the pulse and escaped lift her to the top of the toy clown.
He looked to her, seeing that she was nothing a teenager so he didn't took her serious.
- Listen kid. I don't have time. So where is Joker?!
- Not here – she aswered with a voice that anoied him.
- Where is JOKER?!!! – Batman yelled pausing with every word.
- Not here. Jesus are you deaf? I though bats were blind.
''I don't have time for this'' he tough. For him she was just a kid trying to have his attecion. He turned to leave when...
- So your leaving? Is that means i can keep this diamond? – She said in a childish tone. ''The diamond that was stolen? she has it? ''He turned to her as she held the diamond on her hand.
- Weren't you leaving? Come on, off you go. – the same time she spoke this words she made a motion to Batman with her had tell him to go. He launch his harpon to get near her. She just step backawards.
- You know stealing is against the law?
She just shrugs. He extend his hand and said: - The diamond?
- But...awww can i keep him? – she said with the tone children do when they try to convince his parents to keep a pet. He just give her a cold look.
- Alright – he said with a disapointed look. She walks over to him and ready to give him the diamond... – AAAHHH!!! – Batman screamed. He was biten by Joker's hienas that now were digging their teeth in his shoulders.
- Opps! Forgot to feed the puppies. Well i think they like bat meat too. – She said with a guilty grin in her face and laugh a little.
Batman freed himself from the sharp teeth of the hienas and now was charging to the female in front of him. She launch again her arpon, that lift her towards the celling. Batman jumped and grabbed her waist. – wooh! Slow down bats. I'm not that kind of girl. – she shaked Batman down and they both fell on the top of a giant shell. – I mean we just meet. – She continue to mock. As he anger grew he finaly asks:
- Who are you?
- Name's Loony. But after a few more enconters i will let you call me Loon, 'kay dear? – and winks at him.
- What's you connection with Joker? – He asks.
The hienas come back to her side and she bents over to pat them. – You mean pops?
''Pops? Does Joker have a daugther?'' he though.
She continue to pat the hienas. – Let's just say i'm helping him. What you call them a sidekick?...Yes you can call me that.
''This is just Harleen Quinzell all over again'' – Didn't you see what happen to Harleen Quinzell? Joker is going to make the same with you.
She stands up and says – The new Harley Quinn? That's harsh Batsy! – she grabs a little ball from one of her trousers pocket and trows at Batman. The ball explodes right on the top of him and releases a gas with a meat smell – Dinner is served boys. – the hienas run towards Batman. Batman and the hienas were fighting till the hienas fell for the beating. He turned to Loony: - Hey if you don't like animals that much, why you dress up as a bat? And how many animals did you dress up before you choose the bat?
Of corse this made the Batman even madder, he charges and they started a fight. After a few minutes he started to notice something strange, she didn't attack. She was just dodging, mocking him and escaping with her arpon. ''She doesn't have any figthing skills'' he would use that as an advanted to him. He tried to hit her, but she miraclely hits him. ''OK, she doesn't have any skills but she knows how to deliver a mean punch''
Finaly he hits her as she falls on the ground. Laying there he approches her, she look like she is pain because she fell pretty hard on the ground. Ready to take her mask, he uncovers a little of the face skin removing a little of makeup. As he grabs the mask to take it off, she instantly gets up and licks a little his check. Disgust by her action he tries to shake her off. She runs away to the celing, standing in a colun. – Just like Jokers said. No taste in comedy. – When she was laughing a familiar voice was heard.
- Loony? Loony are you there? – it was Jokers voice. She grabs the radio and said hi.
- Changes of plans. Come back to the hideout. – He comands.
She looks to Batman with a disapointed look and agreed.
- Well Batsy, i think this date is over. It was fun. – With that she clap her hands two times and the hienas got down and run to the exit. She got down to exit when she notices Batman was comming her way. She throws a card and destroy the rope making Batman lauch another, but this time higher. When he lands she blows kiss to him and run away.
Batman stays there trying to understand the events that just happend. He also whipes her saliva off his face. She was realy a loony case.
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Loony: The new Harley Quinn? That's harsh Batsy!
Batman: Hey just Joker can call me BATSY!!!
Loony: I knew it. Tights and underwear outside the pants...Your gay aren't you?
Batman: SHUP UP!!!