Of Jellyfish and Space Travelers
It's a Very Special Culture

I don't own SGA, SG-1, or Michael Shanks, who I borrowed some of the lines from. They're from this really great interview you might have seen.

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Daniel peeked at the glass, ready to begin hyperventilating if he got too close. "Ok, easy, Daniel, you don't want to overdo yourself."

"Let me go, Jack! I need to get a closer look!"

"Daniel, it's a cup."

"A SPECIAL CUP!"

"It looks normal to me. It's just an old cup."

"A SPECIAL CUP!"

"Okaaaaay…" Jack muttered, backing up. Daniel snorted, brushing off his sleeves as he continued staring at the relic.

"It's nice, isn't it?" asked the museum lady.

"Mm…"

"He's an archaeologist. He likes the cup."

"Oh! That's very interesting."

"Mmm." Daniel would have continued to hypnotize himself with the cup if Jack hadn't grabbed his arm and forcefully moved him away.

"Jaaaaaack! Jack you can't do that! It's a very special culture!"

"It's always the same thing with you!" yelped Jack.

Daniel sputtered indignantly, figuring out what to say. "Ok. This just got kind of awkward."

"Oh my god, it did!" yelled Sam, who had been watching from behind a garbage can.

Teal'c just snored, fast asleep. "It needs me to make it un-awkward." muttered Sheppard, running a gentle hand over a guitar. Rodney poked him in the back, earning a disgruntled, "Watch it, McKay!"

Elizabeth shrugged. "Well, now that we're all here, what do you wan to do?"

"Go to town!"

"Hit something." supplied Ronon, grinning stupidly.

"STUDY!"

"Watch The Simpsons!"

"Eww, you actually like that crap?"

"Shut up, Rodney."

"Ok. How about we silently go to town while hitting the trees on the way there along with reading books strapped to our arms and watching mini TVs strapped to our feet?"

A dead silence followed. "Who said that?" asked Elizabeth, grimacing.

"Um…me?" said a meek voice from the corner. There was a hushed silence as everyone turned around. Mitchell stood apart form the group, bathed in light from a lone bulb directly above his head.

"Don't look at me!" he cried indignantly. "I'm not that stupid!" With that, he quickly stepped out of the way to stand behind Teal'c, revealingJonas.

"JONAS?" squeaked Sam, leaping to give him a huge hug. Jack caught her in mid air, eying Jonas suspiciously. Daniel shuffled backward.

"What are you doing here?"

"I'm on vacation! Duh!"

Gasp! A cliffhanger of sorts! I apologize if you don't really know who Jonas is, but I believe this vacation just got very interesting for SG-1!