Of Jellyfish and Space Travelers
Lannah Bontana A.K.A Ciley Myrus

I don't own SGA or Sg-1.

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Jonas looked at all the things lined up on the table. Hmmm….smoked salmon and capers. Shrugging, he scooped a large portion into the bowl. Oooh! Hot cereal! He scooped out a glob, and ignoring the horrified look on Daniel's face, poured it over the salmon. Next, he took a banana (his favorite, remember?) and put it in the middle. He topped off his breakfast with a nice helping of delicious sour cream and went to sit down with the rest of his team.

Daniel looked down at his plate. He had a toasted bagel and cream cheese. Sam had a bowl of hot cereal and cinnamon. Teal'c, who was accustomed to Earth food, had a large pile of rolls and pastries. Mitchell had bacon and potatoes, and Jack had grabbed himself a half of the bagel from Daniel's plate.

Sitting down at their table, Daniel reached for Jack's food and tried to swipe the bagel half back, but the general smacked his hand away.

"Oh boy!" Jonas said eagerly. "This looks great!" Borrowing Sam's fork, he peeled the banana and dropped it back in the bowl. He then proceeded to mash its contents together with a nauseating squishy sound. Teal'c raised an eyebrow.

"Hey, um, Mr. Quinn? You gonna eat all that?" inquired Mitchell.

"Why, wouff you wike ome?" said Jonas through a giant mouthful. Mitchell just shook his head and shuddered slightly.

"So, uh…Jonas." began Daniel, taking a bite of his bagel. "How did you find us?"

"Not that you showing up is, like, creepy or anything…" added O'Neill.

"Mm. Well, I came for a visit. And that new general, Laundry…"

"Landry."

"Whatever. Laundry told me to come join you!"

"Just like that?"

"Um…I might have clung onto his jacket and cried because you weren't there, so he told me that as long as I kept the waterworks in check, I could come here with you!" With that, Jonas took a long swallow of cranberry juice. Daniel nodded sagely.

"So, how go things on Kelowna?"

"Well, there's this new person called Lannah Bontana, but their real name is Ciley Myrus. I don't know why everyone likes their music. It's complete garbage. It's terrible. It's such…"

Jack coughed loudly, and somewhere in New Jersey, a little girl's heart broke. "Be nice."

"Ahem. Sorry."

"So, besides this new singing girl…"

"Girl? You mean Lannah? He's a really scary fifty year old man."

"Oh."

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I trust most of you got the reference? I'm really sorry for the long delay in getting this up. And I'm also sorry if you were that girl in New Jersey.