Of Jellyfish and Space Travelers
Meanwhile 2

I don't own SGA or SG-1. Look, my people, I really need ideas for this story. As you can see, I haven't updated in a long time because I'm running out of ideas. So I appreciate any help…

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Chuck slowly brought the donut (or is it doughnut?) to his mouth. Chewing quietly and thoughtfully, he tilted his head to look at the console. It was puurrdy. Hmm.

Struggling to swallow the way-too-giant bite of his tasty snack, Chuck knocked his knuckles idly on the edge of his seat. Gulp. Gullllppp. Zelenka eyed him strangely, raising an eyebrow. Chuck coughed slightly, waving to the Czech scientist with his doughnut/donut hand. "Hey."

"Yes…hello."

"So…what're you doing?"

"Important things."

"That's cool." said Chuck, nodding happily.

"Hey guys!" said a particularly chipper Major Lorne.

"Ah. Major." Zelenka spat, puffing out his chin.

"Doc, I told you I was sorry."

"How can you apologize for…for…winning?" Zelenka choked the last word out as if it was the most difficult thing he ever had to say.

"I don't know. But at the time it seemed like you wanted me to." Lorne laughed nervously, taking a step closer to Chuck. "I didn't know he was in here…" Lorne whispered carefully to the technician.

"Major."

"Colonel!"

"Technician."

"Colonel."

"Doctor."

"Colonel."

"Donkey!"

"Who said that?"

Everyone (except Caldwell) shook their heads vigorously as Chuck raced to hide the talking donkey from Shrek under his work station.

"Right…well, what brings you here Lorne?"

"Um…actually sir…"

"Did you want to report something?"

"No, um…actually sir…"

"Did you want to check on something?"

"No, um…actually sir…"

"Did you want to ask me something?"

"No, um…actually sir…"

"Well?"

"…I forgot."

Colonel Caldwell rolled his eyes but managed to hold back a massive sigh. "Right. Of course. Well, if you need anything I'll be in my office smashing my head against any available walls."

"Uh…Sir?" asked Chuck, thoroughly confused.

"I said I'll be in my office filling out reports."

"Oh."

AN: So how was it? I like it. It's fun to write with some new characters for a change. Lorne has the potential to be very funny. I believe the next chapter will be about SG-1, however.