Chapter

two : the bitch in me Keeps getting better

Author: youknowyouloveme91

Disclaimer: I own nothing, not Gossip Girl ( yet jk , a girl can dream right? I wish I owned chuck/ed) , not any quotes/lyrics used .but i do own this story

Rating: PG-13

I took my phone and called Jack

'jack , I though about it and I do want to be yours for one night'

I could imagine him smirking like a bastard ' why don't you come to my place tonight?'

'sounds perfect' I said , I was so going to enjoy this

'see you'

---three days earlier-------------------------------------------------

I went to the library to return some books I borrowed to do homework . No I'm not crazy , but I actually found Charles Bass.

' well Bass this is the last place I would expect you in' I said laughing he was reading 'Economy in the USA'

' oh please I do read 'he said

' playboy doesn't count'

' aw man not fair , where's my kiss hello?'he said and I gave him a quick kiss

' thats all you've got? You're losing you touch!'

' please Bass I'm in a rush you know I'm better than that'

Step back gonna come at ya fast
I'm driving out of control
And getting ready to crash
Won't stop shaking up what I can
I serve it up in a shot

I wasn't sure if what I was about to do was going to be fine

So suck it down like a man
So baby yes I know what I am
And no I don't give a damn
And you'll be loving it

I called speed dial #2

'S, I need your help' I said

' with ?' she said confused

'I'll tell you when all this is done , can you come over?'

' my mom had something to tell me , but what about when she's done?

'sounds fine'

Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever

'Hi Blair , it's me S , I really need to talk to someone right now' she sounded so sad in the voice mail , I wondered what was wrong , and decided to call her.

' hi , honey , what it's wrong?'

'my life is a disaster!!!!!!' she said crying

' look S listen to me come over to my place , I'll call Chuck and Nate and they'll help us?ok?' I was so worried

' thank you'

' come now , don't drink anything!!'

i called Chuck........

'HEEYY , just the hot piece of ass I wanted to talk to , what are you wearing?'

'no chuck its not that kind of conversations I need your help please come to my place as soon as you can'

' ok I will , you owe me one of those conversations'

' ugh, fine' I sighed

i called Nate.....

' Hi Nate , it's Blair '

'Hi , what's up?'

' I need your help , please come to my place as soon as you can'

'okay'

when Serena arrived she was so sad , I was sure cabbage patch broke her heart again.

Nate of course came before than Chuck but Chuck brought bagels and 'Funny face'

'Chuck sweetheart this is so sweet but its not me the one with the meltdown'

Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps gettin' better

' Serena tell us what happened' I said

' yes we're the non judging breakfast club' Chuck said

'is it Georgina again?'Nate asked

' no guys this time is so much worse , it has nothing to do with me , remember that my mom and Rufus dated?' she said we'll nodded Chuck seemed hurt and she continued ' well my mom told me , the real reason she stayed in the institute '

'I know why too' Chuck said

'you do?' we all said

'after my dad died , I met the private investigator he had for your mother , and then in my fathers funeral I found a folder with everything you'd need to know about Lilly'

'which is?' I said

' Lilly and Rufus have a son , she got pregnant when they broke up and gave the child in adoption!' chuck said

'idiot! you knew and didn't tell me?' Serena said

'I promised your mother' he said

'and then left' Serena said

'can we not go on there' I said

'Blair is right guys , but Serena what happened with Dan' Nate said.

'we cant go though this , we share a sibling! Our parents are in love I can't do that to my mother'

Kiss kiss gonna tell you right now
I'll make it sweet on the lips i'll simply knock you out

'can't I stay too?'

'nope Serena is staying today , if you behave yourself I could consider tomorrow '

he kissed me and we started making out

' guys i'm still here' Serena said

that night Serena stayed in my place I tried cheering her up and she was better. Next morning I woke her up , she had to help me with what I wanted.

My phone started ringing I smirked when saw the caller ID

' hi'

'what are you wearing?' he said

Shut up I don't care what you say
Cuz when we both in the ring you're gonna like it my way

'not right now chuck'i said as i rolled my eyes

'uh why?' he said

'I'm busy call you later'

'you owe me two now'

'whatever you say' i said

'Ok , whats your plan' Serena said

', I need your password from your modeling days' I said smiling sweetly , this made my day.

'it worked , what do you have in mind?'

'destruction' i said , seeking for a model .

'let me guess is it a bass? I though everything was fine '

'yes it is a bass and yes Chuck and I are fine, '

everything was going according my plan.

I had to admit Serena helped too.

The next day when I finally had everything as I wanted I took my phone and called Jack

'jack , I though about it and I do want to be yours for one night'

I could imagine him smirking like a bastard ' why don't you come to my place tonight?'

'sounds perfect' I said , I was so going to enjoy this

'see you'

Yeah baby there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it

'hello jack' I said with a sexy fake smirk

'hi Blair are you ready?'i hated him
'Never been more ready , but why don't we have some drinks to keep it exiting?' but I loved me

'Sure , what would you like?' he said

'oh uh me just a dirty martini two olives'

'you like dirty huh?' he said

'More than what you can imagine' I said

'here you are' he said handing me the martini

'what are you having?' i asked

' A bloody Mary'

' excuse me a second I forgot I had to tell my mother something.' I said

I sent a text to S

'S call him now B'

' sorry im back now , you know my mom has just came back from Italy-' his phone started buzzing

'sorry someone is calling me , make yourself comfortable' he said

Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps gettin' better

while they were talking I took some liberty of hiding 2 cameras in his room and putting the special drug in his drink. I was so glad Serena was helping in all this she had the best sources for everything

'who was it?'i asked

'No one' he answered

Serena was supposed to be a French whore that slept with him in Bangkok and who's period was late . It was funny how good actress S could be. He didn't buy it but it gave me enough time.

he drank his bloody Mary and I was playing the fool until it made effect , I kept giving him alcohol and when he was drunk enough I realized his sigh started to blur I told him to excuse me that I was going to the restroom

he kept waiting , and the model (male model) I payed and promised to get him job with my mom , played to be me in sexy clothes ( with a brunette wig) Jack was so drugged and drunk that he believed it was me and this boy was so desperate that he would do anything. he was gay anyway he enjoyed it.

in the blink of an eye
In the speed of the light
I'll hold the universe up
And make your planets collide

Next morning when I went back to his apartment and payed john (the model) Jack was still sleeping I got the sex tapes , and got a big glass of water a threw it on him

'what the?'

'Hi darling , do you remeber last night?' I said with a huge smirk in my face.

'Blair last night was amazing' he said

'was it? I'm sorry I had to go home but I left you with my friend john , he loved how drugged and drunk you were , and I got the sex tapes'

I thew one of the pen drives of the camera to him

'here keep it ,i have more and I have enough to destroy you , I know your intentions , you want all Chuck's money huh? Well think twice , I can publish this and no one would want you to be his guardian. My silence has a price , you're under the control of Blair Waldorf now.'

'I will say nothing about your bulimia but don't do it'.

'Thats all I wanted to hear , poor jack so vulnerable in front of so much danger , I'm the crazy bitch here you should know who to mess with.'

I was so happy and proud of my self I felt like I've gotten a touch of Chuck in my destruction

When I strap on my boots
And I slip on my suit
You see the vixen in me
Becomes an angel for you

I wanted to see him so badly I called to his phone but no one picked up

I went to his favorite bar he wasn't there I asked Serena if he was with her he wasn't

I went to Victrola and he want there

one place left his room at the palace

It was freezing outside , I was wearing my favorite Valentino coat ( kind of Breakfast at Tiffany's like in the last scene), with my black channel heels , white stockings and a Mark Jacobs dress , with of course a red bow-hairband.

When I got into chuck rooms ( I have the key) he broke my heart once again , he was making out with two blonds and a brunette

'chuck ' I said

'Blair what are you doing here?'

'What are you doing bastard!I cant believe I was so stupid to fall for you!' he stood up and grabbed my hand I was too upset 'Let me go , enjoy yourself and your hookers , I'm not yours anymore.' i said i ran out and took a cab , i was crying so baddly

OK I do stupid things when I'm sad and thats why chuck and I are so alike

I went back to jacks place

'what are you doing here now?' he said

and I kissed him

'Blair?'

'Shut the fuck up' I said

and that how I ended up screwing my ex boyfriend's uncle after 10 minutes of breaking up with him , great!

TBC...

A/N: wooooohoooo I updated super fast!!! I have to say I was inspired.

don't hate me because of the end I hate jack , but I had to do this so I could do another thing , tomorrows chapter will be really focused on Blair's bulimia , a lot of drama and I cant say anything else , lol , I will update tomorrow please review =) and thanks to the people who actually reviewed , you guys rock!

Oh and jack will suffer a little * evil smile * sorry but don't we all hate him?

I really enjoyed writing Blair's revenge to Jack.

Song : keeps getting better