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Sorry it's been a long while. I've had finals. And school. But here's my next chapter.

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Flashback: Maybe agreeing to kissing Jacob wasn't such a good idea after all.

I stared, wide eyed, between the two guys fighting over me. One, the unbelievably sexy man that I love, and the other, an obnoxious little boy who doesn't know anything about the art of amor. Or anything that comes with it.

"Edward? You probably should let Jacob go, now. While watching him turn unnatural colors is kind of amusing in a sick way, it would be so uncool for my boyfriend to have to go to jail over him." I tried to stay cool, but I really didn't want Jacob to die. Although absurdly annoying and immature, he was kinda funny, and didn't deserve death.

Edward's gorgeous eyes met my own. His were darkened and narrowed, but they changed back to normal after a few seconds. His tight grip on Jacob's neck released, and Jake gasped for air.

"You-you-I'll-" Jacob sputtered.

"Oh save it, Jacob. I filled your wish requirement. Now we're leaving. If you try anything with that whole "they were on our land" thingy with the tribe members, I'll have Edward snap your neck. So shut your mouth, and keep it that way. At least about Edward and his family," I said coldly. I gave him a fake, large smile, and said "sweetly", "See you around, Jake!" I grabbed Edward's hand and pulled him out into the woods before Jacob could respond.

After we had walked for about 30 seconds in silence, I looked up at Edward. He was staring at me calculatedly, as if I was a math problem or something. Ew, staring at me the same way as he looks at math? How rude of him!

"Something bothering you, Edward? Or would you like me to enlighten you that to find the circumference of a circle, you multiply Pi and the diameter?"

He looked at me quizzically. "What's this about Pi?"

I rolled my eyes. "Boys don't understand anything!"

I suddenly had the urge to cry. This aggravated me. What the hell do I feel the need to cry about? But I could feel the tears forming. Wait a sec, this doesn't happen unless…Oh, crap. Looks like its just about that time of the month again. I always get emotional a couple days before. Great. Just the way to start a relationship, with skyrocketing hormonal levels. Edward will think I'm weirder than he already did.

"Bella, honey, why are you crying? Did I do something wrong?" Edward brushed my hair back from my face, and kept his hands on my head, forcing me to look up at him. The sincere concern for me rang in his voice and made the tears come faster.

"No, it's not you, Edward. Just Mother Nature," I sniffled.

Edward continued to look confused. Oh, so hot. My heightened emotions made me feel even more lust towards him than usual, and I jumped up so that my mouth could reach his. He held me up, and we made out for a few minutes. Sadly, he pulled away, leaving only our hands intertwined. I pouted again.

Edward laughed gently,. "Bella, why are you so adorable?"

"Because God was feeling generous on the day I was born. Now would you please explain why you pulled away from a perfectly perfect kiss?" I was extremely irritated. Aren't all guys horny? A normal one would have never wanted to stop kissing me!

"Well, I just couldn't stop thinking about what you meant by 'Mother Nature'."

"I'm PMSing. You know what that means, right? Or do I have to spell it out for you?"

Edward stared at me for a second. His face showed no emotion. Then finally, he asked in a small voice, "PMSing?"

I made my "WTF?" face and untangled my hand from his. I then yelled "Yes, Edward, PMSing! As in, in a day or two, Aunt Flow is gonna pay me a visit! Have you honestly lived so many years sheltered from the horrors that women go through each month?! Or would you like an in-depth description?"

"It's alright, Bella, I'll pass," he quickly said, with a sickened face. I think at this point the knows me well enough that my threats were true - I would comfortably tell him about my period if he had asked for it.

"Well, then why are you acting like I just said that I had another head growing out of my ass? It's not like you don't have sisters, and a mother!" I shouted.

"You are correct that I have sisters and a mother. They, however, do not have a menstrual cycle," he explained.

I stared at him in disbelief for a second. Then burst out laughing. "Are you telling me that your siblings and mother are however many years old, and haven't gotten their periods yet?! That's fucked up!" I continued to laugh.

Edward looked like he would have blushed if he could have. I noted that Edward is not good with awkward conversational topics. So that crosses off about three quarters of what I talked about with my friends back home. I guess I'll just have to brainstorm for things that are PG rated to chat with him about. This could take a while..

"Actually, Bella, what I should have said is that they don't get their periods anymore." He let that sink in.

I gasped. "I knew it! I knew nobody could be as skinny as they are and not have some kind of eating disorder! How long has this been going on, huh? And you knew about it, too! Wow, you're a worse brother than I would've pegged you to be!" I accused.

"Bella, you don't understand. They don't get their periods anymore because they're vampires, not because they have an eating disorder." I could tell he was trying to hold back laughter.

"Oh." I felt so stupid.

"How do you keep forgetting I'm a vampire, Bella? It's sort of important, you know," Edward asked jokingly.

"I don't know. I guess while it is important, at the same time, it isn't something that needs to constantly be on my mind, you know? Therefore, it isn't," I said with a shrug.

"Well, it's constantly on my mind. It needs to be, in order for you to stay alive," he admitted.

"Um, whatever. I don't think you could kill me."

Edward gave me a withering look.

"Okay, so you could kill me, like, physically. But seeing as you love me," I paused so that the butterflies in my stomach could calm down, "I don't think you could bring yourself to."

"I wouldn't need to bring myself to. It would be spur of the moment, and uncontrollable. Like if I smelled your blo-" Edward snapped his mouth shut.

"If you smelled my blood," I said in a weak voice. Blood. Shit. My period…shit. Would I not be able to see him for the next few days? My eyes welled with tears again at that thought. Stupid period with its stupid hormones. I don't want to just fantasize anymore, I want the real deal!

"Right," he said.

"Well, then, what are we going to do when I get my period?" I asked.

"I suppose we could try it out. I'm sure I'll be able to control myself." It sounded more like he was trying to assure himself than me.

"That works," I quickly agreed. "I don't know what I would do if I didn't get to see you." Crap, why'd I say that? I just made myself sound so needy! No guy likes a needy girlfriend. "Not to sound needy, or anything," I added, just to be safe.

Edward gave me an absurdly cute smile. "It's okay, I feel the same way." I grinned.

"Well, then, we'll see how everything goes. I'm sure you'll be alright. Now me, on the other hand…" I let my voice trail off just to freak him out for fun.

As predicted, Edward's eyes widened, "No, Bella, I won't hurt you! I promise! I'll be-"

"Oh, stop it Edward, that was just for fun. What I meant was that I'm going to have my period. With that comes major cramps. I get really bad ones, and I just remembered that I left my Midol in Phoenix. And it can't really help me from there. Do you know where there's a drug store?"

Edward let out a long sigh. "Don't do that again, Bella. You really freaked me out there for a second. And yes, I believe there's a strip mall with a Walgreens just fifteen minutes away from the school. Would you like a ride there? It's 24 hour."

"Yes, I'd love one," I replied with a smile. Suddenly, a fantastically fun idea dawned on me. "And would you mind having a little fun with me there?"

"What do you mean?" Edward asked with caution, I could tell.

I smiled wickedly. "Oh, you'll see."

Okay, so I had to do the period thing. This Bella + major hormones?! Way fun for me to write about. And I'm sure you all can maybe guess what will be going on at Walgreens…maybe not. Alright, 5 reviews again. Be back soon..if you're all nice and REVIEW. XD