Disclaimer:

Me: Er, no. I don't actually own Twilight...But it would be TOTALLY fine if I did, ya know? I mean, I could like do so many things and owning Twilight would be like AWESOME and I could also own Edward and he could marry me instead of Bella and he could turn me into a vampire and we could have an awesome life together and--

Bella: -Hisses angrily- WHAT THE *** IS SHE TALKING ABOUT! SHE DOESN'T OWN EDWARD! OR TWILIGHT, I MIGHT ADD! NOW, THERE!

Me: But--

Edward: I think that it would be a good idea if you did shut your mouth, whoever-you-are. You're kind of creepy, no offense. I mean, you don't even know me! And your mind...!

Me: -Sighs, defeated. Edward used his persuasion gift!!!- YOU GUYS ARE MEANIES! Well, Edward is a pretty HOT meany--

The happy couple that I'm talking about now, more like the center of my book-wise universe: She doesn't own Twilight. She's just jealous!

Me: Tsk, tsk! Read on! Wait...How did you even get here, anyway?

Them: Shut. Up.

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Hey guys! I know, long disclaimer. I was just in a cheerful mood, and I got carried away... But then again, I'm too lazy to erase it! Here's chapter 9! -And beware of...well, I really dunno yet. You'll have to see! Plus, get ready for GUY THOUGHTS! Hahah!-

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Chapter Nine: Slumba Partay Part 2!

Emmett's Perspective

I was sliding in Halo 3 when Jasper prodded me in the back with his finger. I whipped around to glare at him, but froze when I saw the girls. One, in particular.

Rose was dressed in sexy pink pajamas, some made of lace. She matched me and my hot pink boxers, and we totally looked like a couple. (A/N: I know, I would have given Rosalie red pajamas because of her name, but I had to match her with Emmett, and that meant pink pajamas! Ha!) Dang...she was SO HOT! She grinned at me mischeviously, and I was pretty sure I was drooling.

I was about to reach out to touch her when she recoiled, grinning. "No. We're here to get movies."

I nodded numbly, unsure of what to do. Alice the Pixie was helping get the movies, poking through them at an impossible rate, and Bella was standing there smirking at Edward's expression. But I didn't really want to see what it was yet with my eyes so, taking out my phone, I took a quick picture of Edward, my eyes glued on the girls still.

As I assessed the others, also, I was surprised. Alice was too...ugh for me to even think about her that way, but Bella looked sexy too! Dang! But of course, no one could beat my Rose.

I heard Edward give a little growl my way, but I didn't pay any attention.

I was all for my Rosie.

Edward's Perspective

My mouth dropped, my eyes were wide as saucers. Bella was...shocking.

OK, first of all, before I describe just what she looked like...My opinion on the matter. I never thought like this, but...Bella looked absolutely, stunningly sexy!

Her pajamas were sky blue, like my boxers. They were made mostly of silk and lace, and showed--I noticed with satisfaction (not that I knew why I felt that way)--more cleavage than the other girls'. But I barely noticed them. My eyes were all for Bella.

She took on a messy look with her hair, but that made her all the more hot. Wow. I was thinking like Emmett. I mean, I was satisfied because her clothing showed more cleavage than the others'?! I never thought that way, Emmett did! Or...no, a horomonal teenager! What was going on?

Ugh...So tempting! Both ways, that is. Her blood and her body.

She stood back from Alice and Rosalie, probably smirking because of my expression. I was sure that, by now, I was drooling. She was perfect.

I didn't notice what was really going on around me, but I heard Emmett thinking that she looked s--no, behave, Edward!--that she looked cute, like I was. I growled at him softly, but my eyes were glued on Bella.

She was my angel.

Bella's Perspective

I was trying not to openly laugh when I saw Edward's expression.

His jaw was ajar, and not slightly--his eyes were as wide as dinner plates. I was fine when his eyes were roaming over my outfit, and lingering on the lacey parts--but when Emmett started to do the same, I grew a little, tinsy-weensy bit uneasy.

Thank goodness Rosalie was turned away and scavenging for movies. Otherwise, I would be dead meat.

Edward gulped when he saw how revealing it was, much to my embarrassment. His face quickly changed to where he looked like he was scolding himself. I nearly doubled over with laughter.

He swallowed once again, and seemed completely oblivious to the fact that Emmett had taken his picture while he was staring at me. I smirked at that, and then actually noticed our outfits; his boxers were sky blue, too. I tried not to stare, but it was kind of hard...

His shirt fit him nicely, displaying how muscular he was. I felt my cheeks about to heat up when the actual thought of him wearing boxers transferred to my brain, so I hastily turned away to help the other girls pick out a few movies.

What was he doing to me?

Alice's Perspective (Don't worry, I won't go on and on for the fourth time! Here's a new scene!)

Rosalie and I picked out a few movies, trying to be quick about it, and yet acting uncaring, as if we didn't care that our men were looking very good in boxers and T-shirts. In fact, we acted as if we weren't impressed at all.

Which we weren't. We looked way better than them.

Grabbing Rosalie and Bella's hand, I dragged them up the stairs cheerfully, movies in hand. Halfway up, I stopped in my tracks.

"Oh, Bella!" I said. Everyone looked at me. "Do you need something to eat or drink? I mean, we have some in the kitchen right this way..." She smirked at me, eyes twinkling.

"Do you?" Her question took me by surprise; she had totally twisted my question.

"Er...no?" I replied slowly. It sounded like a question.

"OK, good," she said, somewhat satisfied. "Then I don't, either." She smiled again, and proceeded to walk up the stairs, this time grabbing our hands and dragging us.

--In the bedroom--

I set the movies that we'd picked out on my bed and turned around to face Bella excitedly.

"So, girl," I said casually. "What'dya wanna do?"

"Um, anything you want to," she offered. I smiled.

"That's good, because we're so going to do a lot of fun stuff!" My smile had turned into a grin.

Rosalie spoke then as I thought. "Well, why don't we talk?"

"About what?" I asked her, raising my eyebrows.

"Stuff," she replied. "Just stuff. You know, the usual. Stuff." I nodded eagerly and faced Bella.

"OK," I said happily. "Now, Bella, why don't we start with you?"

Edward's Perspective

As soon as the girls left, Emmett pulled out his phone to look at something. Whatever it was, he busted out laughing from it.

Dude...you...are...so...love...struck! Wh..y...don't you...marry her...already?! Even his thoughts were laughing. My eyebrows furrowed in confusion. What was he talking about?

Alice. Alice. A--

Suddenly, Jasper's thoughts broke off and he started laughing, too. I was at their sides in a flash, trying to see what was so entertaining to them.

It was me.

On Emmett's phone.

A picture, which he would probably put on the web somehow with the new technology these days.

No doubting that.

In the picture, my eyes were wide and roaming. My mouth was hanging open, about to touch the floor. I didn't even look like myself; I looked like someone completely different...This girl was changing me. Big time, that is.

"What's so funny?" I muttered, looking away. Jasper was sensing Emmett's and my emotions, and suddenly he was laughing, all the while looking down, embarrassed. This family was nuts.

"Nothi--" Jasper was cut off by Emmett, once again.

"Dude, you don't get how hilarious this is? You were, like, totally drooling! You're falling in love!" I rolled my eyes, annoyed.

"Oh dear brothers," I sighed, "I do not, in any fashion, like nor love Bella Swan! I just like it when she's wearing...that!" I didn't want to say that aloud, but it was the only way to get Emmett and Jasper to stop pestering me about love. Good.

"Oh, yeah!" Emmett boomed. "You are SO right! I have to admit, she looked pretty stunning..." I glared at Emmett and then pointed to the room beside us, the walls. His large hand immediately covered his mouth, and, hearing a low growl coming from that particular room, he quickly said, "I mean, Rose looked absolutely BEAUTIFUL, and stunning, sexy, and totally drool-worthy...!" My eyes took a rolling toll once again at his vocabulary. I mean, drool-worthy?

He huffed and crossed his arms like a five year old. (A/N: No offense to five-year-olds!Iz just that, ya know, wouldn't it be kinda weird if you saw someone that was old enough to be your great great grandfather doing that? Yeah, I know...OK, I totally just weirded myself out...)

"Guys," Jasper said then. I knew from his thoughts what he meant, and nodded hastily.

"What?" Emmett asked stupidly.

"Well, um, let's get to playing Halo 3!" He nodded, smiled, and turned towards the game and grabbed his remote controller. That is, until I punched his arm and pointed towards Alice's room. He looked puzzled for a moment before realizing what I meant, and grinned goofily.

We began our mission.

Rosalie's Perspective

I waited for Alice to start questioning this Bella girl. Ugh. Why did I ever agree to this?

"So!" Alice did start; my prediction was proved correct. "Well! Tell us a bit about yourself!"

Bella immediately froze, like a statue. A second later, realizing what she'd done, her stance slowly relaxed, though her face showed that, obviously, she wasn't going to give away much. Dang. I'd have to dig deeper.

"I guess...Well, I'm not that interesting. I'm average, you could say." I swear, I saw her lips twitch as she said this. "Um, I live alone with Annabelle--she's my life. I live in Forks. Um...Yeah. My life isn't very exciting." Twitch.

"Come on!" I urged her. "There's got to be more to you than that! Like, why do you live alone?" Alice nudged my arm hard (it hurt...not that I was going to admit that), but I didn't stop. I wanted to make this as uncomfortable to her as possible without Alice stopping me.

"Oh," she said, looking bored. It was as if this topic didn't trouble her at all, didn't bother her. Dang. "Well, my parents died awhile back. Like, way back. When I was a newbie. So, yeah. I live alone on behalf of that, and Annabelle's"--she paused a second for this one--"parents died a little bit ago, also. So I took her in, under my wing."

I sneered bitterly. I didn't mean to let that escape...but I couldn't hold it in. I mean, here she was, acting like she was some hero for letting a little kid come into her house. It wasn't like that was too much of a big deal! I'd done far better things than that...Right?

Plus, she was probably faking it about her life story. I mean, why else would she keep twitching and pausing? Lies, it was. She was lying!

"Oh, I'm so sorry," Alice comforted her. Ha! Always the good one. But of course, being beautiful was more important. And I had already taken that role. (A/N: A little jealous, are we?)

"No, it's totally fine," she said quickly, a smile on her face. Ugh! How I'd love to rip that smile right off her face....

Alice grasped my arm in a tight grip, warning me to stay seated. Stupid rules!

"So, really, I don't remember them much. I was only..." She trailed off, and I took this as my chance to ask more questions.

"Yeah? So, what boyfriends have you had?" That question was completely random. Oh well.

"I mean," I continued, trying to unsettle her once again, "you must have had that lingerie for a reason, am I correct? Spill." I smiled evilly/friendly. A good mix, if you ask me.

She just sighed. "Oh, girl. Well, I haven't really had any boyfriends. Just waiting for the right one to come along. As for the lingerie part, I just like to feel...Like a woman sometimes, you know? I like to feel pretty." She smiled a little and rolled her eyes on the 'pretty' part. Hmmph. I didn't blame her.

Feeling a new set of triump and satisfaction, my next question popped out of my mouth without any warning. I hadn't meant to say it, and I was sure that I was going to be in a ton of trouble later on for mentioning it. But at the time, I wasn't thinking straight.

Looking at her smiling form sitting beside Alice, I suddenly asked her, "Are you human?"

-SORRY FOR ANY SPELLING MISTAKES OR ANYTHING!- Hey! I hope you enjoyed this chapter, as usual....I just had to add that in on the end! Yeah, so, sorry for not updating. If you read my earlier note, then you'll know why I was so long. Thankyou so much, though, for your support and encouragement! You're all so completely awesome!