"The Twist of Fate"
After they leave, the Undertaker goes back to the others.
Undertaker: Take a sit, please
Every one takes a sit like if they where in the navy obeying an order.
Undertaker: Has you know I'm not having the winnings. I suppose to have and I am afraid to loose the next Wrestlemania…
Loveless: The undertaker…afraid? Jaja!
Josue: jajaja!
The Undertaker gives them a serious but evil look. Loveless and Josue, shut up.
Undertaker: I won last one 'cause of luck. Edge and La Familia are screwing me over and that's sad to sad. But my years of working alone may come to an end. If you see if we make an alliance, you can grow up and help me stand up again.
Daniela: you mean a big team like Evolution?!
Leroy: you're not afraid that we fail like the Spirit Squat? Those where more losers!
Undertaker: with me as a trainer I'm sure you will win
Leroy: a..we..some.. :/
Monica: so… we, no-bodys anymore and this stable can be historic!!
Undertaker: Yes but if you accept my offer, you have to change you're gimmick, if you dress like a looser, that's what you will be.
Juanki: so, so you mean a make over?
Undertaker: yes
Juanki: (happy) omg!
Undertaker: You have to adopt my style making yours. Think about a name for each one of you
Loveless: mine is Loveless and loveless will stay
Juanki: you are so plain girl!
Undertaker: pride hasn't be useful lately; Loveless, what's you're true desire?
Loveless: my soul… to be free of pain
Undertaker: welcome aboard… Free Soul. I'll leave you my team with that mission in mind. I got a match. When I finish I want my hole Dark Army complete
Lights turn off and on and undertaker disappeared.
Gee: We have a master. An awesome one. I don't know how to be named...
Gabs: me neither!
Gee: oh gosh. i don't want to fail in my first mision!
Juanki: I'll think of something dead, dramatic, cute and a name you can remember relate, something like.... Dark...um... Reaper… OMG! I'm so awesome! I'm Dark Reaper! Mine name, mine! Don't touch! Chu!
Loveless: I love my name...Free Soul
Gee: Gosh...
Leroy: I want a name better than the Hardys' name
Daniela: Difficult
Leroy: yes, I know, I want to dance better
Monica: What's your complete name?
Leroy: Leroy Gonzales
Josue: JAJAJAJA!! Like the cell phone LG! JAJAJA! XD
Leroy: Llama Boy you are such a genius!
Josue: I know! :D
Leroy: I'm the LG, I'll enter like a hip-hoper dancing an awesome break-dance in my entrance, better than that Jeff's and stronger than Matt's!
Monica: With this Dark Army, I will be Morrison and the Miz's worst nightmare
Juanki: You can be Nightmare!
Monica: Yeah, that's awesome!
Juanki: I know, Monica, did it again! I'm such a genius
Gabs: What about me?!
Monica: I don't know you are the sweet of the group. You're like an… Angel?
Juanki: make it darker...Dark Angel?
Gabs: (hoping) I like it! I love it!
Gee: I'm still thinking ...
Daniela: Same here!
Juanki: Well Daniela, Gee, honey. What's your favorite type of music?
Daniela: Punk Rock
Gee: heavy metal
Monica: what do you mean? Heavy Metal Gee and Punk Dany?
Gee: I like Dary's name
Monica: you mean Dany, but Dary sounds cool. Punk Dary sounds cool
Daniela: it does!
Gee: what about Gee?
Juanki: we'll figure something out (looks at the t.v.) Undertaker lost he's coming!
Gee: you black person... you get me nervous!
Juanki: resist bastard! We all have black hearts inside!
Josue: uuuuuhhh… Black Heart?
Gee: thanks, black person! but what about you Llama Boy?
Josue: I'll be just Josue, simple Josue, llama is lame, maybe...as Taker said "We will grow up"
They keep chatting; 30 minutes later under taker comes.
Undertaker: you have your names, right?
Juanki: yes
Undertaker: tell me, then
Monica: Nightmare
Loveless: now I'll be Free Soul
Josue: I'm gonna be Josue
Gee: I'm Black Heart
Juanki: Dark Reaper!
Daniela: Punk Dary
Gabs: I'm Dark Angel!
Leroy: I'm LG
Josue: and I'm just Josue
Leroy: we know that
Josue: just to remember you that
Undertaker: well done
Black Heart: thanks, master
Undertaker: Free Soul, Nightmare, LG, Dark Angel, Dark Reapper, Josue, Black Heart, Punk Dary, we are, officially, the Dark Army, a vengeance. Tomorrow we will start training and we'll do the photo shot for the entrance, movie theme and gimmick
Josue: uh! I will appear in a movie like John Cena. But I'm more handsome *-*
Undertaker: see you tomorrow (gives a card to Monica) go there
And he walks away slowly.
Josue: We must tell everyone!
Monica: no
Josue: why not?
Blackheart: (puppy face) c'mon!
Daniela: yea, lets make it a surprise!
Free Soul: I'll just imagine the crowd crazy and those envy fuckers in the looker room!
Leroy: yea, I like the envy fuckers part!
Dark Reaper: I imagine the crowd sings!! And the crazy screams!
Monica: and those people with giant letters and one guy holding a letter each one that says "Dark Army"
Dark Reaper: wow
Josue: I didn't understood what you just said nightmare...O_O
Dark Reaper: Idiot
LG: Why we're still in Taker's locker room?! 0_o
Punk Dary: Yea lets go...and remember keep it secret!
Dark Reaper: Shut up I'm felling like Hannah Montana, you know? the big secret
Black Heart: Don't mention her. She scares me
Dark Angel: JaJaJa! She is creepy indeed
Free Soul: You watch that lame show?
Black Heart: Why we are talking about Hannah Montana anyway?
With all this talk illusions, expectation and new emotions, they completely forgot
that ambush of bullies where behind them. When they get to the parking lot, those bullies where there waiting for them.
Josue: oh fuck!
Morrison: look what wind brought ...the bullshit crew!
Matt: or maybe the copycat crew
Jeff: that's a good one, bro
Triple H: let's teach them how to wrestle
The bullies surrounded them.
LG.: look, Matt, Jeff, I wouldn't copy you again. Is not worth it. Just leave us alone we didn't do nothing wrong to you really.
Josue: (to Miz) excuse me!
Miz: Why? you don't deserve any respect Llama Boy
Monica: Miz he is not asking you for respect, because you are the first that needs to earn some
Staff 1: the little kitty show off, meow
Josue: you know what Miz? ( looks at Miz to the eyes) I'm not asking you to let me go now (pushes Miz)
Miz (in the floor): ja ja did you just pushed me?
Dark Reaper: You push the Miz?!? 0_0
Maryse: What the hell just happened?
Josue: yes I did and I hope the bastard don't wants another one. Let's go my friends
Al of the bullies stare at them in a state of shock, the new friends go peacefully worried.
Josue: walk fast now (all of them walk fast) look for your cars when I give the signal
Punk Dary: I have no car, Josue I came in the train with you and Shannon Moore
Josue: ohh and what about you, Gee?
Black Heart: I came in a bus with Gabs and LG
Josue: Damn…
Dark Reaper: so… that means we are fucked?
Nightmare: I have a car, that red one, there in the corner
Free Soul: They are behind us
Nightmare: I'll open the car (opens the car with the alarm)
Free Soul: ok, literally they are behind us
Dark Reaper: RUN!!
EVERYONE: AHHHH!!
They ran to the car. Was a miracle they get to the car.
Miz: He and that Barbie band will pay
Maryse: they have no right for this, they are just losers
Maria: JIJI I hade fun! (smiles)
Victoria: I think is enough of bothering them is getting stupid
Morrison: is never enough bothering losers
Triple H; c'mon don't take it personal, is for fun
Staff 2: they pushed Miz
Matt: They want to mess with us, they have it
Miz: that's right, Edge you don't do a shit in your life, ask Vicky for the matches
Jeff: Edge you make me sick
Edge: Shut up, Hardy! I'll have your title after ditching the losers witch is a 5 minute job right?
Morrison: indeed
Edge: let's go, I'll ask the Edges to kick the losers butts
Staff 1: excellent, a looser getting rid of another looser?!?!
Matt: that right, that's stupid
Edge: What's the deal with the looser
Miz : This is about pride!
Morison: continue, tomorrow I'm tired!
Miz: me, too
The next day in the place Undertaker said they should appear they got together.
Undertaker: welcome my first and last students. You now have a big responsibility and you know that what ever it happens the first thing you should know is never trust in no one now lets start.
After all day of training and hard work and beat downs to each others, they where tired but they still training. Nightmare was in the floor making some paper work and observing the losers training to be winners.
Monica: this is so frustrating Mr.Taker
Undertaker: why? This if wrestling, they want wrestling they will get it, ok?
Monica: but they have been all day
Undertaker: and maybe all week
Monica: ouch!
Undertaker: you should be ready mentally.
Monica: What?
Undertaker: more fame, means more game, more game, leave more pain
Monica: sir you are very deep
Undertaker: is not been deep is been real
Monica: well any way, I found all the paper work. I finish all ready the paper work
Undertaker: what paper work?
Monica: the paper work you know to sigh! so we can change!
Undertaker: that's the job of the general manager
Gabs: You think she'll let us change?
Monica: She hates you more than anyone on earth
Gabs: so I stole the papers and Monica, well Nightmare, fill them and now she will send them!!
Undertaker: well done
Monica: I know, I'm awesome!
Undertaker: don't let ego manage you; if you don't want to end like Miz and Morrison
Monica [to Gabs]: ok. Ready to be send
Gabs: ok I'll do the honors
Mean while, in the gym.
LG: (running) I don't feel my legs
Gee: (lifting weights) you wanted to be a flying monkey, right?
LG: shut up
Gee: I will be the keys master, submission is my second name XD
Free Soul: I will be a flying monkey, too!
Josue: I will be technical
Punk Dary: I'll mix everything, make it random!
Josue: lol, rad!
Free Soul: tomorrow is the photo shoot!
The next day, there they where, dressed like creatures of hell. Looking for there make up and stuff. There's the photographer, Luigy, is a very kind young man with a lot of creativity. The photo shoot is done and they watch there self change. Loveless the emo always dressed in black, now the Free Soul, in midnight blue. Juanki the fabulous, now is the Dark Reaper, with a black cape. Gee the innocent gee now black heart with eye liner and painted a skull on his face. Leroy, to the rock on hip hop master, no more Jeff clone. Gabs now a Dark Angel with black wings. The lame Llama Boy, now a grown up Josue. From the innocent Danny, to the queen of punk, Punk Dary. Monica, from the nobody that made the questions, to a leader Nightmare. And now if Undertaker look creepy now, he looks fearless, heartless, better than ever before. The weeks past away ready for the debut the looser vs. the "winers". Before the first event:
Teddy Long (enters): holla holla players! I know you wonder why this cage is on top of the building…and is because of our surprise main event. You may thought was just a tag team match of 7 vs. 10 but, is not just that. Now will be 8 vs. 10 and will be a CAGEMADNESS MATCH. This new match it consist of 2 tag teams of 8 to 10 people all in a cage. Team vs. team. Holla, holla, that don't stops there…it plays a TLC match rules, because the cage in where the wrestlers are gonna fight, is in a hell in a cell cage full of tables ladders and chairs! (the crowd goes crazy) They have to climb the ladder and get the bag, there where are two million dollars for the team! And the one that gets it gets a title shot, to any title, of his or hers decision. And that's our main event! and every brand in included that means that wrestlers from every brand can participate! (the crowd goes crazy)
Mean wile in the looker room...
Morrison: What the fuck?!
Edge: I have no idea how Vicky could let this happen
Miz: Useless!
Jeff: don't be scared this is gonna be extreme!
Marise: is a career ending math!!
Matt: c'mon, those kids don't know how to even wrestle!
The Big Show comes in.
Big Show: Vicky told me to come and participate in the match just for security, and Triple H
HHH what?
Big show: you're out of the team
HHH: I wanted to participate is gonna be historic
Big Show: Vladimir will take you're place
HHH: I hope you loose!
Edge: excellent
Victoria: wait for me, Triple H this match is suicide! Look for other diva! You just need 3! and you just have Marise and Maria
Triple H and Maria leave.
Edge: c'mon Victoria, is gonna be easy humiliate those kids
Miz: we are gonna win! I will go ask Mickey James
Morrison: I will be the leader
Miz: man! you always
Edge: is my team and shut up
Is the moment, its time.
Lilian: this match will be a Cagemadness Match in the first theme: Edge, the tag team champions, John Morrison, The Miz, Vladimir Kloslov, the Big Show, Marise, Mikey James, Maria and the Hardy Boys
They enter trusting in there self's talent.
Lillian: and the next team (Monica interrupt)
Monica: as my friend Vicky will say: EXCUSE ME!! I will present this....The end of the Hardy era is near…please welcome the Dark Army
Disturbia song mix with the undertaker theme, plays. There's a lot of fog. The Miz looks up to the cage.
Miz: Morrison look at the cage
Morrison: stop it I wanna se this asswips enter!
Miz: THEY ARE THERE!!
Morrison: WHERE? (he looks at the cage)
Under taker's in the top, the followers are by he side. The bell rings they are staring at each other and then Josue grabs a chair and pointlessly starts running and screaming, around the ring. The Miz goes after him. Then the epic battle starts Free Soul vs. Maria; Mickey James vs. Punk Dary, the Dark Angel vs. Marise., Dark Reapper vs. Edge, LG vs. Jeff Hardy, Black Heart vs. Matt hardy. Josue keeps running, now Morrison and Miz after him. The Big Show vs. the Undertaker was brutal. The blood was every where. Divas hitting each other with tables, ladder and chairs. Big Show let undertaker in the floor and Punk Dary Hit him with Maria (she was bleeding yey! XP) Big Show notice. Edge stops Big Show for doing something crazy like hit Maria. Undertaker stands up and looks at Josue running and Josue spear the legs of Big Show and Big Show falls over Edge. Morrison hits Josue mean while, LG was been humiliated by Matt Hardy
Black Heart Jumps from a ladder and hits Matt Hardy, Matt falls in the floor and Black Heart makes a key-lock and Matt didn't contain the pain, the key was a mix of Jericho's and Cena's.
Josue: What we have to do to win? I got to go to the bathroom!
Black Heart: (hitting Edge) I think we should get that thing (points at the bag)
Josue: Ok!!
Josue grabs Blakc Heart. John Morrison was near to get the bag and Josue throw Black Heart up and Black Heart flies and gets the bag. John Morrison falls from the ladder and the ladder hits the Hardys, the Hardys, accidentally, push Big Show and Big Show falls over Edge, Edge grabs Marias legs Maria falls to the floor.
Nightmare: Now this is a twist of fate, soon-to-be-use-to-be-champs. The champs are here is a new era, the era of darkness, the era of Dark Army, don't be afraid, be terrified losers! Now I will present you, people, this new alliance! Me, Nightmare as the manager! He is the Dark Reaper! (Dark Reaper puts he's cape on). He is the skull faced Black Heart, the key master! (evil smile) she's the punk rock in 2 legs, Punk Dary! (does the "rock on" symbol and starts jumping like crazy) meet the girl who's soul is always free, Free Soul! (fog appears behind her) The angel that watch our path, Dark Angel! (move slowly and mysteriously her wings) The LG! (break dance move) and just Josue, simple but dangerous as fire! (looks every where not knowing what to do) and thanks to our leader, the one, the only, the phenom, the dead man walking the Unnnnnnnnndertaaaaaaaaaaker (everyone of the dark army
disappears in a second of darkness, leaving Undertaker alone and doing he's tought) Then, in the looker room.
Josue: why we are here?
Juanki: I have no idea!
Gee: WE FUCKING WON!!
Group hug.
Free Soul: in life there winners and there are queers! (second group hug and gee hugs the bag)
Josue: who are the queers?
Free Soul: them!
Josue: And we are the winners?
Dark Reaper: YES JOSUE! SHUT UP! YOU ARE RUIN THE MOMENT!
Gee: you people are my best friends!
The hug keeps going.
Gabs: We are not best friends, we are a family now!
Undertaker: that's a good thing (they separate) if I where you, I wouldn't trust in now one
Punk Dary: ok Dad
LG: True he's like our dad! JAJA
Punk Dary: (gives a hug to Taker then turn to a group even the dead man felt for a second he hade a heart)
Undertaker: see you tomorrow, take the day off... we continue later, except you, from RAW, Free Soul and Dark Reaper, tomorrow you have a match and Dark Angel I want you managing, Juanki and Josue, you managing Free Soul. Now there's people like Morrison and the Miz that will not stop 'till they "prove they are better"
Undertaker goes to the door and goes.
Josue: our dad is weird...
Gee: indeed
Juanki: people! I got on myspace and I have 206 friend request!!!!! (cries) I'm popular! pray the lord!
Now that's a twist of fate!