Hey guys! This one is a little...strange. I guess I was in a strange mood! Tell me what you think!
I don't own Inuyasha. If I did, Sesshomaru wouldn't have gotten gypped in the whole sword department. If you've read far enough, you know what I mean.
Sesshomaru looked on as Rin tip-toed to a sleeping Jaken. Smiling, she shook him awake.
Jaken started, arms flailing in his attempt to flee his attacker. Rin held him down.
"Wha-what do you think you are doing, you silly girl!" Jaken screeched at her, trying to remove her arms from his shoulders.
"Oh, baby's a little cranky today!" Rin cooed at him, holding him tighter.
"What are you talking about?" Jaken howled.
Rin finally let him go, still smiling. "Rin is playing, Jaken-sama," she said matter-of-factly.
"What do you mean you're—"
"Our baby sure is ugly, Sesshomaru," she interrupted, grabbing hold of Jaken again.
Surprised by her deletion of an honorific, Sesshomaru's eyebrows lifted. He was, however, amused.
Jaken pushed Rin off of him, causing her to gasp. "BAD BABY! BAD! BAD!" she yelled at him. "You need to be punished."
Startled, Jaken rushed to Sesshomaru, Rin hanging off of his arm in determination. "My-my lord," he pleaded.
Turning his amber gaze to Jaken, Sesshomaru smirked slightly.
"Listen to your mother."
Jaken's eyes practically bulged out of his head. "But…but—"
"Somebody needs a spanking," Rin huffed, leading Jaken away.
A/N: Crazy, I know. Aren't we all, sometimes? Go ahead, press that button and let me have it.