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SpongeBob ran home. He was so excited to meet his cousin SpongeDude. The coolest Sponge ever. Don't forget dangerous, but SpongeBob doesn't know that. What surprised SpongeBob the most was that Patrick was already standing in front of his Pineapple house.

"Patrick?! When did you get here?"

Patrick turned to see SpongeBob walking up to him. "Uh…I forgot."

"I just saw you at the mall. When I left the mall you were still there." SpongeBob pondered the whole thing. "Oh never mind, Patrick. Come with me, we have to decorate the house for SpongeDude's welcome party!" SpongeBob had the biggest smile on his face.

"Party? PARTY!" Patrick didn't know what was going on, but the idea of 'Party' excited him. "At a party there's cake, then more cake, and guess what some more cake!"

.: SpongeBob SquarePants :.

Hours and hours went by but no luck. SpongeBob was getting more upset by the minute. 'Where is he?' thought SpongeBob pacing back and forth across the room. It was getting close to midnight, Patrick was getting tired, and so he said his goodbye and went home. Which was only 2 houses away.

"Where can he be?!" SpongeBob fell on the couch. "I'm hungry. I guess I could eat some cake. Wait. Where is the cake?" He looked around and didn't see any cake.

"Meow."

"Gary! How can you be so mean? Patrick wouldn't take the cake that I baked for SpongeDude!" he scowled at Gary.

"Meow."

"What? You mean he didn't take my cake? Instead he ate it?! Here at my house?!" Sponge was speechless.

"Meow." Gary rolled his eyes. He went to go read the newspaper.

.: SpongeBob SquarePants :.

After SpongeBob recovered from the shocking news, he heard something in the backyard. He went to go check it out when he heard a knock at the backdoor. For a minute SpongeBob didn't know he even had a backdoor. As the knocking continued he walked toward the backdoor and opened it. There stood a yellow sponge, same size as SpongeBob. He looked dangerous, mean, full of tattoos, and really cool! Well, not that much tattoos maybe like some neat designs on his arms.

SpongeDude settled down in his home. He thought it was comfy to hide out. That's was when SpongeBob didn't notice the trouble just started. One week later SpongeDude became SpongeBob's greatest buddy except for Patrick who was still his number one buddy. SpongeDude study every habit of SpongeBob. I mean everything.

One day after coming home from work, The Krusty Krab, SpongeBob found his door locked. He tried the spare key that under his mat, but it didn't work. SpongeBob found out the locks have been changed. Surprised, he went to Patrick for help.

"Patrick! Patrick! I've been locked out of my own home!" shouted SpongeBob panting from all the running he did. It wasn't even a long run…Patrick only lived two houses down.

"Calm down, there has to be a way in. I mean it's just a pineapple right?"

"A pineapple of hard steel! This baby can keep even a sea bear out." Said SpongeBob. He brought Patrick with his to his house and knocked on the outside wall. His house was really made out of steel. No wonder his pineapple spoils.

"Ok, but what about the windows?" Patrick thought like mastermind.

"There locked with bars." SpongeBob said, looking at his home. His home almost looked like prison to him, because the bars were visible.

"How about the Garage?"

"Thick chain." SpongeBob begin to get worried. Why did he have to secure his house that much?

"Ok,...hmm how about the backdoor?"

"No I don't have a back-Wait. Patrick I do have a back door! Let's go see." When both of them got to the backdoor they notice the door was wide open. Walking in his home, SpongeBob saw it like a tornado went by. Everything was chaos; the food in the fridge was sloppy, spoiled. When they walked into the living room the couches were ripped apart. The TV was broken.

"So cousin, how do you like my place now." Said SpongeDude with a smirk. So much for watching SpongeBob's habits.

"This is not your place! It's mine place. Why did you do it? I thought you were my friend." tears rolled down SpongeBob's face.

"Fine, I'll explain it to you and your pink friend over there. I was in prison for the last 2 years. I was sick and tried of staying there for another 2 years, then I saw you on television for some award thing. You looked exactly like me, so I thought I could pull it off looking like you. And guess what, it worked." SpongeDude laughed his evil laugh. "For now on, I'm you and you're me. The police are on the hunt for you. Cousin, I'll give you a break. I'll give you 5 minutes to get a head start to run. All I have to do is call the police."

"Please don't! I'm too young to go to jail." cried SpongeBob.

"Well it's either go to prison or be a criminal on the run. All I get to do is be you. Ha Ha Ha!"

"Well I got a better idea. You can go to jail and I'll stay here." Said SpongeBob trying to signal Patrick. Patrick looked at SpongeBob and tried to figure what he was trying to say.

"Go ahead and call them." SpongeBob said as handed SpongeDude the phone.

"Don't mind if I do." taking the phone. As he was calling the police SpongeBob and Patrick were coming up with a plan.

"Ok they're going to be here in twen-" SpongeDude passing out on the floor after being hit by loaf of bread.

"Good job Patrick! You did it!" Said SpongeBob happily. Twenty minutes later the police.

"Get him!" the police shouted. He pointed at SpongeBob.

"No! It's not me! It's him!" SpongeBob pointed at SpongeDude. However the police didn't listen to him.

"Don't think were dumb. We've been hunting you down for the past week." the police said arresting SpongeBob. SpongeBob was handcuff and put into the police car.

"SpongeBob!" cried out Patrick. The police didn't do anything to Patrick, and he just watched the whole thing.

"Have fun in prison!" smirked SpongeDude. He leaned against the door frame, watching his innocent cousin going to jail. Also there was a huge visible bump on his head.

.: SpongeBob SquarePants :.

To be continued…


I was going to end the story here with a different ending, but I change my mind.
I think i'll make this story a bit longer.

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