Mitsuko: Welcome back!!

Amaya: this is the 1st chapter of the actual story

Mitsuko: And where you get to see what we can actually do :P

Amaya: Obviously you can tell that just by the prologue that Hiei is going to be our 1st victim.

Mitsuko: But were having a yaoi twist to it, so if you dont like yaoi then youre going to have to get through it because not all of the chapters are filled with it.

Amaya: Hope you enjoy!

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*Last time on 'Into the typewriter we go' , Katie and Lola were transported from their home to the world of Yu Yu Hakusho where they gathered most of the important characters into an auditorium. Hiei challenged Katie and ended up with a banana sword. That happening, Katie and Lola exchanged looks and Lola started typing...*

Hiei is still standing, dumbfounded by his 'new' sword and the crowd is silent in shock, Kuwabara and Yusuke had stopped laughing. Suddenly there is a bright flash and both Hiei and Kurama appear on stage. Eyes go wide and jaws drop at what the audience sees. On stage, Kurama is sporting a side ways black G-Unit hat, baggy black jeans, almost down under red boxers, a loose white tank top, along with money sign chains, and white and black skater shoes. Hiei, on the other hand, is supporting a pink halter top, black stilleto boots and a black miniskirt which shows his brand spanking new ghetto booty.(both: lmfao)

Katie, trying to hold in the giggles that threaten to spill, turns to Lola, doing a very energetic double point gesture to her.

"Lola, cue the music!"

Lola nods and starts typing. Kurama and Hiei look to each other, fear clearly written on their faces as the music begins and the audience braces themselves for what's to come. Kurama instantly finds himself singing to the words while Hiei is forced to dance provocatively to the music, making sure to shake his booty for all to see.

~ I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Hiei's body turns so that his back is facing the audience and he continues to shake what Katie and Lola gave him. The crowd, especially the guys, shrink in their seats at the display, while the girls look completely stunned and some drooling over Kurama's new appearance.

Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture

At this, Kurama is turned to look toward Hiei and finds himself staring, still singing, and finding himself getting excited by the sight of him dancing so dirty.

My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'

Katie and Lola cannot hold their giggles but manage to keep them quiet as they continue to watch, and soon they notice how members of audience are gradually following suit, Koenma being the exception as still his face is still in a look of pure shock. Hiei, had his back not been turned, would have been glaring daggers into each person but has to resort to having a full grown scowl.

She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)

Getting the perfect Yaoi idea, Lola types in something, Katie smirks knowing full well what the idea is, and Hiei suddenly finds himself walking over to Kurama. Kurama eyes the demon warily but has to hold back a groan as the demon sensually drags himself down his body to the ground and then just as slowly coming back up and grinding onto his now hardening member. Hiei feels himself smirking when he hears the fox's pleasure-filled gasp.

The fire demon's movements turn back to basicly shaking his booty in front of the crowd. He fakes a look of pure shock of what he just did, but secretly enjoys every minute as he keeps looking toward Kurama, who now has lust written in his emerald eyes.

Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

As the song comes to a stop, so does Hiei's motions and Kurama's singing. Everything is in absolute silence, apart from the continuous muttering of Kuwabara about nightmares of 'the shrimp'. But a giggling Koenma breaks it especially when it turns out into full blown unheld laughter, clutching his sides and tears in his eyes and, if he could, would have fallen out of his chair.

Not being able to resist the fire demon any longer and not caring who's looking, Kurama immediately grabs a hold of one of Hiei's wrists and drags him off into the back room. Both Katie and Lola raise a brow to each other with cheeky grins on their faces.

"Who's next? Any volunteers?" Katie says in an evil voice as she turns back to the crowd, her eyes scanning for the next victim. Her eyes linger on no one for more than a second, making them all anxious, until they find their way to Koenma, who instantly stops laughing, looking utterly terrified and squirming in his seat.

Again, Lola starts typing, knowing what her sister is planning....

*Stay tuned for the next episode. Who is the next victim, will it be Koenma? What will they do to this very unfortunate victim? Will they make him/her have a ghetto booty too? And what does happen to Hiei's banana sword? All this and more on the next episode of 'Into the typewriter we go'.*

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Mitsuko: as you can tell im the evil twin:P

Yusuke: OMG MY EYES!!! THE IMAGES ARE STUCK!

Kuwabara: Your eyes!!! i dont think mine are old enough to be here to see this!!

Amaya: oh grow up! it wasn't that bad,

Mitsuko: yea, we know you secretly enjoyed it!!

Hiei: Im going to kill you......very slowly.....very painfully

Kurama: ..... at least i get hiei :)

Hiei: *blushes*

Koenma: ..... omg.....im next.....i know it....HELP!!! *tries to run away, but gets locked in a bubble*

Amaya: *evil smirk*

Mitsuko: I Guess I'm Not The Only Evil One After All *LMFAO*

Amaya: Anyways, PLEASE R&R!!!