A/N sorry if you didn't like the first chapter, don't worry I'll try to fix the Errors that I made. Just keep reading. No really,

keep reading. JUST (censored) KEEP READING!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Link or any other Zelda-related figures. Just Mudd. Only Mudd. And his horse, for that matter.

P.S. Here are some things you should know about Mudd

Name: Mudd (no last name given)

Height: Half a head shorter than Link.

Weight: Oh yeah, the first thing I do is ask how much a guy weighs.

Personality: Grim (unless near a certain person, but that's a different chapter.)

Weapon of choice: Longbow.

Appearance: Black/grey tunic with pitch black hair. Piercing Mud brown eyes and pale white skin. Two throwing knives at his

Side and a Saxe knife (a dagger/short sword combo) at the other side.

CHAPTER 2: PESUING THE THIEF

"C'mon, just a little bit faster." Link whispered to his horse. The horse chase had been going for about half an hour now and Link was finally catching up. "I've never seen anything go this fast in my life."

Link tried to shoot Mudd with his bow several times before, but he would either lose momentum or just plain out miss.

"Why won't he give up?" Mudd thought from a distance away. "It is obvious that by the time he catches up, we'll be in Gruedo valley and the mountains will make it impossible to find a dying mule, let alone me."

His horse (named Arrow) was capable of moving with enough speed and grace to outrun anyone and anything… or so Mudd thought. Epona was starting to gain on him. But they could already see the red mountains, and Spanish music was already playing in the background.

"Where the heck did he go?!" Link yelled, which echoed through the canyon. "Hey, that gives me an idea: if I stand still long enough, I might hear Mudd echo through the valley!"

Epona simply stared at him.

"I know: he probably just heard that."

More staring.

"I know you can't talk, but sometimes I like to pretend you can so I don't feel lonely."

Epona's glance changed.

"I'm going to pretend that I didn't just pretend to hear that."

And suddenly, there was an echo. Use your imagination as to what it sounded like: I'm not feeling very creative today.

(Don't pursue him!) An angel/Sara said, appearing on his shoulder. (Who knows what hardships he is going through!)

Attack him! That's your money! A devil/Mido screamed into his ear.

Show him that you mean business!

"I should attack him shouldn't I?"

(No, don't. You were once low on rupees. Remember? You wanted a slingshot to play with as a child, but you couldn't afford it. Then Mr. sensitive over there bought it. Remember how it felt?)

This is more than a stupid slingshot! This is your money! Your purple rupee! You worked semi-hard for it! And then HE waltzes over and takes it away!

"Your right Mido! I never thought I'd say that… and by the way, shouldn't you two be on someone else's shoulders?"

(Charity.)

Charity!? I thought we were getting paid! Devil Mido screamed before disappearing.

(Drama Queen.) Angel Sara commented before leaving in a cloud of white smoke.

Link jumped onto his horse with a moment's hesitation and started to chase after him. Again.

"Finally!" Link thought as he found Mudd.

Mudd was on his horse. Link would have been happy, if he hadn't seen the longbow pointed at him from at least 300 meters away.

"Oh COME ON!!" Link yelled over the distance. "YOU CAN'T HIT ME!"

Sheeeeeeeew-thunk!

An arrow hit the side of the canyon… at least half a foot away from his head. So much for it being a decoration.

"Okay… no need for that." Link called over from a distance. I should of listened to Sara. Oh well. No turning back now.

Another arrow came soaring through the air, this time there was a note attached to it that Link had to get off Epona to read. Maybe he just had a lucky shot earlier. He thought as he read it.

Good. Now that you're off your horse,

you ought to turn it around and put this

on it.

So much for a lucky shot. He thought as a solid black blindfold dropped out from the paper. If he knew that I would have to get off Epona, then he really must be good. But that shot was impossible… wasn't it?

He did as the note instructed.

"WELL!! IS THIS IT!!" Link yelled. He finally realized that he probably wasn't going to get out of this situation. "IS THIS IT!! AFTER ALL OF THE TIMES I ESCAPED DEATH, AFTER ALL THE ENIMIES I KILLED, I'M GOING TO DIE FROM A PETTY THIEF!!"

"No… but something real like that." Link could just make out Mudd's words, and then an arrow came forward and hit him in the head.

THE END

Just kidding.

Yes, an arrow did come forward, and it did hit him in the head. But it had no point, and a deku-nut was tied to the end which left him paralyzed.

So that's why he made me tie a blindfold to Epona: so she wouldn't get scared. Genus!

But it was that moment, when Link was paralyzed and His horse was blind folded that an army of Gruedo were behind Mudd, attracted by Link's shouting.

Whew. That was a long chapter. Sorry about how horrible the first chapter was. Hey don't sick your hounds on me! NO NOT THE FACE!! NOT THE FACE MAN!! Thank you for reviewing Jane O'Callaghan!!

NO!! THAT DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY!! SWEET LORD NO!!