A/N :
Starlll: Sorry for all the drama last chapter, I was just watching desperate house wives last night and-
Mudd: You watch Desperate House wives!?
Starlll: Just do the disclaimer!
Mudd: Never Idiot!
Starlll: What did you just say?!
Mudd: I said that Link and all Zelda related titles belong to a whole bunch of people in the game credits, Sir. You only own me and my horse Sir. And you look dashingly handsome today, Sir.
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\ CHAPTER 5: What next? /
"So what now?" Link asked the marksmen.
"I don't know. Maybe we could go to Lon- Lon."
"Okay. That's where I got Epona, I won her in a race as a child."
"You know, I also got Arrow there." Mudd replied, remembering the moment. "It was about ten years ago…-"
"Yay!! Flashback!"
Flashback!!
A ten year old boy in a blue-ish Grey tunic was walking through a ranch. It was farm day, so there were dozens of hyrulians passing by, some buying vegetables, some buying meat, but most of all, people were betting on horse races.
The ten year old had managed to multiply his rupees by at least five. There was one race left, and he knew who to bet on. It was a Grey-brown horse who seemed to be much fatter than usual. Fat as it was, It could move.
"I'm sorry everyone, but Crossbow won't be here during the final race." The announcer said before the betting started again. Crossbow was the horse's name.
Ignoring the protests of the angry drinking buddies who were going to "Bet all their rigidly-rad rupees" on her.
Wondering what had happened to Crossbow, the boy snuck into the stables.
"Note to self:" He said as he ducked into the shadows. "Blue-Grey isn't dark enough. Try dark brown."
As the strange boy found the horse, he saw two other men beside her, cleaning Crossbow off. Next to Crossbow was a foal that had just been born.
The boy climbed the rafters before he got any closer, then he listened to the men talk:
"What in tar nation should we do, Ingo?"
"I don't know, you're the head of the ranch, not me. Even though I should be."
"WHAT WAS THAT!?"
"Nothing. Maybe we could sell the foal to work a glue factory."
"You mean like a head manager?" The boss asked, not understanding.
"Actually, I'll buy it." The boy said, appearing as if he came out of the ground.
"By Din where did you come from!?" Ingo asked.
"He probably came from Hyrule to bet on horses."
"No, I mean how did he get right here without us seeing him?"
Then the boy spoke up again: "I'll buy the horse for three hundred rupees."
"One moment." The boss picked up hi cup of coffee, gargled some, then spit it out on the offerer's face. "Three hundred!?"
"Take it or leave it."
"I want it! I want it!"
"I don't know, it is a lot of money… one hundred rupees."
"No way! Two hundred."
"One-fifty, final offer."
"Done!"
The boy walked away, handing him the money. A ten year old boy just offered three hundred, then payed one fifty.
END OF FLASHBACK!!
"So THAT's what happened to Crossbow!" The green man (not Luigi) exclaimed.
"Yes. How did you get that font?"
"What font?"
"The word 'THAT's' is a different font."
Link shrugged. Fan fiction probably changed it.
!!#&()+!#&()+!#&()+&()+)&
"Hey Mudd, check this out." Link pointed to a sign on a wall reading:
HELLO LADIES AND GERMS.
I'M DR. DOOFINSHNATS OF THE LAKE. MY PRECIOUS TIGER-SHARK HYBRID IS LOOSE IN MY GIANT TANK AND HE MIGHT EAT ALL MY CUTSEY-WUTSEY FISHIES! SHARK-WRANGLERS ARE WELCOME TO HELP.
REWARD:
"I don't know... anyone who makes a tiger and shark hybrid is insane. How could the two mix?" Mudd replied.
"We could deal with the insanity for a while, let's go!"
"Wait a moment! That's the same font from before!"
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
2:35 P.M. Standard time.
A strange scientist greeted them at the door and welcomed them in.
"So you TIGGITY-TIGGITY-two boys are here to stop my SHARKY-WARKY-KLARKY-shark?" The creepy scientist asked.
"You're right, he's crazy, let's run..." Link whispered to Mudd.
"I'll take out the shark, as long as that's fresh water, not salt. Salt burns my Zora lungs."
"Oh goodies. I THIGGITY-THIGGITY-thought you might say that."
In under four second, Mudd took out his longbow, cocked an arrow, and shot the hybrid-shark.
"So that's IGGITY-IGGITY-it?"
"No." Replied Link. "Now one of us has to fight that monster back into it's cage while the other fixes the iron bars."
Mudd took off his bow and told the physic guy "If you touch my bow, I'll put you in the cage with your Shiggity-Shiggity-shark. Kapesh?"
The horrified man nodded his head and backed away.
"Okay, Let's do this." The green man (not Luigi) said.
And then they both dived in.
A/N Sorry I haven't posted in so long. Micrsoft word doesn't work anymore. So I installed something else.
Also, If you use the Zora tunic and iron boots, you can actually see a shark behind a cage in the Scientist's house.
Mudd: Review or I'll find you!
Starlll: Mudd. Don't threaten the readers.