Starlll: Okay readers, I want you to review RIGHT NOW! Just skip to the bottom and read it later. It will still be here when you get back just do it.

For those of you who did what I said, Thank you, you're awesome!!

For those of you who didn't (LAZY!!), enjoy.

MUDD!! DO THE DISCLAIMER!!

Mudd: (From inside the shark's mouth) I'm kinda busy right now!

Starlll: FINE!!

Disclaimer: Why do I have to put this here? I mean really "I'm all of the people who made Zelda pretending to be some random kid with a strange pen name and we're using this fan fic to see if people like Mudd". Yeah Major Samantha Carter, I just stole you disclaimer:-p

Note: I don't really mean that, for all you potential layers.

There was a large splash as Mudd and Link dived in. Mudd swam down and started to use his knives slash through the mortar base on the iron bars that the freakish shark's cage, while Link silently swam up to the tiger-shark monster and ripped out the Grey-shafted arrow.

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..." The spectator said as he watched Mudd, holding his breath for a ridiculously long time. "Black tarantula tattoos on both wrists, mud-brown eyes, he can hold his breath like a Zora... big elbows." He smiled. " A perfect match."

The strange man turned on music.

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Mudd jumped out of the water and a threw a knife at the twenty thousand dollar sound-system and it exploded.

Back underwater:

Link was fighting the shark like a giant... well, shark. The monster was darting at him faster than you can blink. The fact that fish kept nibbling at his feet wasn't helping either.

"Come on boy... considering that you're not a girl. Come and get me, I just wanna stab you."

On average, Link would be gaping for air, but the whack-job scientist lent him a strange device that could give you up to an hour's shallow breathing.

Link had practiced years to take out creatures just like this. It was now that all his practice let him down.

"What the-" Link yelled underwater. The shark swallowed him whole.

Mudd couldn't believe how easily that monster swallowed him. He kicked off from the ground and tackled the tiger-shark, ripping into it's sand-paper flesh with his Saxe knife, then his throwing knife.

Mudd pried open it's jaws and helped Link get out as the unusual hybrid fell to the ground.

"So much skipping back and forth. I'm going to kill the author when I get back." Mudd said as he and Link climbed back on the land. "This was one of his stupidest fights yet."

"Oh GIGIDDY-GOGGADY-good. You caught him. He's still alive... right?"

"Oh, um-sure." Link lied.

"Perfect. I haven't properly introduced myself: I am Professor Doofinshnats. GRIGGIDY-GRIGGIDY-great job fighting that, I mean: POW!! BAM!! CHOMP!! STAB-STAB!! Real entertainment."

"Uh, yeah. Just give us what we just risked our lives for." Link said, annoyed. At least underwater he couldn't hear this freak.

"Now WIGGIDY-WAGGIDY-what is the little word that gets things done."

Then Mudd stepped forward. "Give it to us. NOW."

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"So to Lon-Lon?" Asked the green man (not Luigi).

"Of course."

"So should we just skip forward to the scene where we approach Lon-Lon?"

"Why not." Mud replied.

Is this In a different font? It probably isn't. Oh well.

"Here we are" Link said.

"I... know. I've been here before."

Then a red-head called out, "MUDD?! LINK?!"

"Hey Malon!" Both called out, Mudd slightly more excited.

"Looks like you two finally met, come on!"

Both Mudd and Link followed on horseback.

"You know her?" Link asked.

"I told you, I've been here before."

It was getting late, so Malon offered them to stay at Lon-Lon for the night. They accepted of coarse, it would be rude to say no.

Inside the cabin,

1:42 A.M. Hyrule standard time.

Link woke up, forgetting that he was at the ranch. It took him a moment to remember where he was. He was surprised to see Mudd, grunting in pain.

Silently, he crept over to see what was wrong.

"Go... back to sleep." Mudd told him stifling with pain. He was holding both wrists, where the tarantula tattoos are.

"Let me see that." Link replied, ignoring what Mudd said and pulling apart his hands. "What the ?!" The usually dark black tattoos were bright red, like molten metal.

Slowly, Link touched it, instantly pulling his hands back and steering at his index finger. It looked and felt he stuck his finger onto a grill. "Will you tell me what's going on!?"

"Keep your voice down. Just go back to sleep and forget this ever happened." And with that, Mudd knocked Link clean off his feet and put the unconscious Link back into his bed.

"Din that hurts." Mudd said, poking the red hot tarantula again. "Din this hurts." He said, before laying back on his cot. "Din this hurts."

A/N for those of you who did what I said and skipped down here, Congratulations, you just went up another notch on my scale. Those of you who didn't, to bad. For those of you who didn't do what I said at the beginning and are now going to review and lie, you stink. And finally, for you people who just read and don't review, I'm going to send a pack of wild OC's at you.

P.S. You're about to be attacked by a panther and don't know it.