Note: There will be a LOT of Grudeo deaths in the following chapter.
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Starlll: (singing "I'm walking on sunshine) I'm Walkn' on sunshine! Ooh-oh! I'm Walkn' on sunshine! Ooh-oh! I'm gonna feel good! Alright now-
Mudd: What are you doing?
Starlll: I'm wicked happy: Three people added me to their favorites, I'm getting like, a thousand reviews-
Mudd: I asked WHAT you were doing, not why you were doing it!
Starlll: Well isn't someone a grumpy pus today!
Mudd: Hey, I have to fight an army of Grudeos today, that Goron knows I'm still alive, AND MY (censored) TATTOOS ARE BRUNING AGAIN!!!
Starlll: It's not my fault.
Mudd: YOU'RE THE ONE WRITING THIS (censored)!!!
Starlll (dives for cover) HE'S GONNA BLOW!!
Disclaimer: Did I forget to write this last chapter? Oh well, who cares?
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Zelda passed out in some Grudeo-made gallows, In front of the Grudeo Fortress. Several dozen meters away, Mudd and a Zora-archer were hiding in a tree with their bows pointed toward her direction. (If any of you science geeks are going to tell me that there are no trees in the desert, I'll have my panther attack you.)
The Zora hidden with Mudd was named Rutabaga, and whenever Mudd went to Zora's Domain, He would teach him the finer points of archery. Though Rutabaga wasn't nearly as good as Mudd, he was a fast learner.
Rutabaga took aim at the rope tied around Zelda's neck, but then lowered it and Mudd said, "What are you doing?"
"I'm worried, what if I hit her?"
"A bit late for worrying now. Watch the master: Pull back; Aim; Let go. No hesitation."
The unsuspected arrow traveled straight through the ropes around Zelda's neck, and hit the Grudeo behind her.
At that exact moment, Link ran through the crowd and caught Zelda as she fell down. The rest of the Zora army slid down the side of the fortress throwing the lookouts (some lookouts they are) off the side.
Link threw the unconscious Zelda to Mudd (That's like, three broken laws right there) and he passes her to Rutabaga, and he took her away from the battlefield to check if she was alright.
Mudd used his knives to slash through the Grudeos to Link, who was at the time, fighting five people at the same time.
"Throw me up high!" Mudd told him.
"What?" He asked, stabbing a persistent Grudeo.
"Just do it!!!"
So Link did do it, and Mudd slid off his bow and shot about twelve Grudeos while in midair, then landed next to Link, who had a moment with no persistent Grudeos, just the ones who go down without a fight. Am I smiling as I write this? This is just slaughter.
"Nice trick." STAB!
"Thanks!" SLASH! SLASH!!
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"How many casualties?" Link asked a random Zora.
"Four have broken limbs, and one fell off the fortress about halfway down and will be in the hospital for about three months... he'll recover though."
"And how many deaths?"
"None. That Mudd person is really good at this thing."
"Can I see the princess?"
"She's unconscious, so fine. She wouldn't know."
"Why shouldn't she know?"
"The same reason why you can't see patients in the real hospital."
"Why is that?" Link asked.
"How the heck am I supposed to know?"
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Mudd and Link were standing in front of the king.
Link was wearing his magic armor. (Mudd was holding his rupees for him.) Mudd wasn't exactly as honored as Link, and wore his usual black and Grey tunic that could help camouflage the wearer into the shadows.
"I must thank you for saving my daughter. Link, without your ability to think on your feet and fight like four warriors, your plan would have failed. And Mudd, without your skill and planning there wouldn't have been a plan. May the Goddesses bless you both."
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Naturally, Mudd and Link were invited to a feast later that night. Mudd almost refused, but then realized he hadn't eaten well in two days.
Link and Mudd were placed next to some of the most annoying people who made up the
most annoying gibber-jabber and stupid comments, so eventually Mudd slipped out of the dining room, leaving an almost-perfect dummy of himself in the chair.
"Hey there Muddy." One man said. "Save any princesses lately?" The drunken men around him laughed at his 'joke'.
"Not talkin' eh? Maybe you just need a bit more... ALE IN YOUR MUG!!" Another said to the wooden dummy.
Link's eyes rolled to the heavens. Somebody kill him.
Then another one asked "Hey Link, why did the cucco cross the road?"
"Why?" Link humored him.
"To get TO THE OTHER SIDE!! HAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHA!"
Somebody kill him. Please Din.
"Did'ja hear?" A drunken rich guy said. "Prof. Doofinshnats was killed!!" Another round of drunken laughter.
Doofinshnats... he sounds familiar...
"A bit more ALE IN OUR MUGS over here!!"
"C'mon Mudd. It's all over." Link said after the party. "Did you fall asleep?" He asked the wooden dummy that was really just a hunk of wood.
"Oh well. Let's go." Link repeated, carrying the wood on his back.
Mudd was outside the castle, sneaking up on half-asleep guards and stealing their belts/ coffee mugs.
"Why do my pants keep falling down?" One asked.
"HEY! Who took my coffee?"
"That'll teach you to sleep on the job." Mudd whispered behind the bushes.
"I think my belt is gone."
"Seriously, who took my coffee?"
"When I find out who did this, they'll be sorry that they ever messed with... SUPER GUARD!!!"
"Super guard?!" Mudd called out, a little to loudly.
"Who just said that?!!"
"I'm in trouble." Mudd said, then he looked around for Link, which didn't take long.
Link was still carrying the wooden log, which looked nothing like Mudd.
"Link... why are you carrying that log everywhere?"
"Wait, Mudd? If you're there, then what do I have on my back?"
"That's just a log of wood. It doesn't look anything like me."
"Well, how did you get out of the feast? And why didn't you get me out of there?"
"... I don't really know. You know, I blame the author."
"Yeah, me too..... what author?"
Mudd just walked away akwardly.
(Lon-Lon Ranch)
"What should we do with this cucco?" Inigo asked Malon, pointing to the strange brown cucco that they named Clukko.
"Maybe we could enter it into a cucco race."
"I know!" Said Talon. (He talked for the first time in this fan fiction) "We could enter it in a cucco race!"
"But I just said that!"
"Well... I thought of it first!"
"No, you were just wondering why we named him Clukko!"
How did she know that? "Well...... just skip to the next part!" Talon yelled.
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"Hey man, remember the way we like, totally decked that psycho scientist the other day?" One Goron asked.
"Like, totally. He shoulda kept his mouth shut."
"Hey, You like, got any rocks man? I'm starving."
Then the master-Goron dude said "Stop talking. You're giving me a headache."
"Oh, man. I like, totally hate headaches. They, like, make my head ache."
"I thought I told you to SHUT UP!!" He roared. Then he asked one of the smarter Gorons "Are you sure that this is the real Mudd? I've been disappointed before."And to emphasize the order, he said "Because if we're wrong about this, You won't have a chance to say you're sorry!"
You won't have a chance to say you're sorry? I'd better think of more threats.
"D-don't worry, Master Goro, I-I have had my best spies watching him, unless he had a twin brother, this is h-him." The (lame threat had scared the Goron senseless.
"Well you'd better hope he doesn't have a twin, because I have a couple of new torture devices that I've been dying to try out, UNDERSTAND?!!!" He barked out the last word. So much for needing more threats.
"I-I-I Understand... m-m-master G-G-G-G-G-G-" "Goro" As the other Gorons called him, held out a clutched out fist and the spy/servant grabbed his throat like Darth Vader was using the force-choke on him.
"What are you doing?" Goro asked.
"Oh, sorry. I had a couple of tacos this morning, and my digestive system has been killing me-" Goro choose that moment to open-palm slap his servant and he went tumbling down the stairs.
Note to self: For the love of God, make sure he doesn't have a twin.
Starlll: Well, I think that was a good chapter. The fight and feast didn't go as planned, but I still did pretty good.
Mudd: (twilight princess generation) Yeah. (reads the reviews) JANE O' CALLAHAN WOULD CHOOSE THE GORONS OVER THE ZORA!!?
Starlll: (makes a cage fall over Mudd) Hey! Check out my cool author skillz!
Pearson: (calmly) Nice. You got anything to eat?
Starlll: What?!
Pearson: (calmly) I skipped breakfast. And Lunch. Just use your author powers to make me something.
Starlll: Fine. (a table full of Willie Wonka Bars appears) WOW! Check this out!
Mudd: (twilight Princess generation) Oh come on. I'm starving in here!
Starlll: Mudd, you've been in there for like, two minutes. How could you possibly be hungry?
Mudd: I don't know. I've been watching 'Charlie and the Chocolate factory on my digital picto-box.
Starlll: I thought you didn't know.
Mudd: (twilight Princess generation) Shut up idiot!
Starlll: At least I'm not in love with an imp. (walks away)
Mudd: Minda's not an imp!
Pearson: (calmly) I'm just going to go with him.
Mudd: GET BACK HERE!!
(Outside my room... thing)
Pearson: (calmly) (to the T.V. Screen) for those of you are wondering why Starlll keeps bringing back Clukko, it involves the last chapter, so please stop asking.
Starlll: But no one was asking.
(Pearson takes away Mudd's cage, and Mudd runs after Starlll)
Starlll: HELP!!! HE'S GONNA GET ME!!! Oh, and by the way, I accept unsigned reviews, I think. So those of you who like to wear ninja clothing, or you just can't get an account on this place (Lazy!), you can still review! I think.
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